You're sad that most people don't enjoy bodybuilding? What makes you think that most people get up and are bored with their lives just because they don't work out?
Your post started off good but then you put people down for not being understanding when you fail to understand that for most other...
while there are a lot of docs that are stupid out there, many aren't. If you walk in and it visually looks like you are on gear, they're smart enough to put the two things together. Just tell her the truth. She'll know you aren't really doing b12 shots and may actually respect your honesty.
You guys egging him on should be ashamed. From starting to work out in july 2007 to finishing a cycle in feb of 2008 just a little over 6 months, is something you should be grilling him for not fucking praising it.