Recent content by Moses the red sea pedestr

I could tell you a thing or two about sacrifice.

Does that mean i have to change my name to moses 2. You could have consulted me.

I am wise and goodlooking my child, don't forget that. Just remember this, you can't tell a jackal by the colour of his socks. peace be with you bikinimom. Where were you when i was younger:p

Let he who hath not sinned cast the first stone, or something like that anyway.

Not much, i'm ageing quite disgracefully to be honest. These stones are playing havoc with my bicep work. I can't help but think i'm overtraining. There was nothing in Arnold's encyclopedia about 7 sets of arms followed by lugging two tablets of sandstone around.

Jesus brother, do you think we can transfer the ten commandments on to disk or CD any time soon, these stones are damn heavy bro. It's 2002 for crying out loud. Our information management systems are still in biblical times, it's a joke.

My brother jeez now charges for miracle work. I believe it's called user pays my son. btw, do i know you? is your surname 'of kings'

LMAO, Moses is quite amused. He is still a part of my flock, whatever his pursuasion, however i am always happy for him keep in front of me at all times.

I don't have to tell you my thoughts on the issue

Sure i could have my son, but history would not have judged me as favourably. Manslaughter doesn't look good on the resume.

Keep with it my son. It's obviously doing you good by the look of that healthy rich brown rug on your face. You saw how quickly i aged. Don't make my mistake, stick with it my son. Oh, and there's nothing wrong with slipping some Tia Maria in there just to smooth out the taste.

Econnomical? you try holding your hands outstretched for 48 hours. That staff felt like an Olympic bar after 24 hours!

Bwood, your avatar looks familiar my brother. Are you Bwood from Belshazza.

I could have used a bridge

If it's cooked long enough, pork is ok, but it needs to be throroughly cooked through. The only reason my brothers went off the pork was due to salmonella, nothing to do with religion. It needs to be cooked all the way through. How did i look in Ten Commandments. Was that the physique of...