Recent content by MAX 300

Can you tell me where the hell I have been for the last 2 months?

How the fuck can a thread about superqt's avatar get gheighed so quickly? Some board members do have issues.

butt plug

Oh, I've been abducted by sock stealing gnomes and been stuck in a cave for the past 10 years.

Thanks perk, but Uma doesn't really rock my boat. The girl in your avatar on the other hand... that is a girl isn't it?

Anyone noticed how Uma Thurman had her Katana on the airplane?! Like, Hello!!!!

Try: http://www.free-av.de/ instead, same site but in Deutsch.

If you already have viruses then you first need to do a scan and clean up. The link works fine for me? Installing a firewall can protect your computer from future virus infections. I would still recomend doing scans every now and then.

Yes there is. Go here: http://www.free-av.com/ Download and run it. Anymore problems, go here: http://www.cybertechhelp.com/forums/ Read the forums first, then ask questions.

USA tomorrow Transit police have begun cracking down hard on offenders who continue to violate the ban on consuming food on public transport busses and trains. A 5-year-old boy who was eating a candy bar at a bus stop was set upon by 3 armed transit officers on patrol. After he began squirming...

I just want that sheep in your avatar.

Wow, that was impressive. How much of a drop do you think that is? 40 feet?

Yes Squat! I don't do legs though. I suffer from hyperpodiatratictensionitis. :D Cool word, no?

I don't think there is just one sock gnome, I have a theory there is an army of sock gnomes - like the underpants gnomes. They live in a large underground layer and have a secret plan: Stage 1: Collect socks, only one from each pair. Stage 2: Stage 3: Profit!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance But you still catch my eye Tell me baby Do you recognize me? Well It's been a year It doesn't surprise me I...