Recent content by MarlaSinger

The gym is home to many rare species of homo-sapiens, one of the most impressive, yet very common, is known as "Das Wunderkind". DW is not just a fine physical specimen, he is a GENIUS at his craft. He has built his powerful, awe-inspiring physique by way of revolutionary exercise tecniques...

There is an exotic species of pencil neck known as the "tank-top Faber Castell". This pencil neck is very shy about displaying his pathetically small quadraceps. He hides his emaciated stems beneath designer wind pants at all times. Some subspecies of this breed hide their legs within the...

WarLobo and bikinimom: Glad you enjoyed my post. I totally forgot to mention my favorite gym clown in my previous post. He belongs to a subclass of the "professional" bodybuilder, called the Napoleon. I am sure there is at least one in every yuppy gym, so I will speak generally. He is...

There is this real hottie in my gym. She prances around in tight tanks and shorts/pants, has a serious attitude problem, and thinks that she is the hottest thing to walk the face of the earth. The problem: she is seriously overweight. One day, she decides to enter into a competion with me...