Recent content by Mad Jasper

Well since I found out the new girl I was seeing is fucking married, I'll probably just rub one out while watching Bridget Jones Diary using my tears as lubricant. Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

I'm wearing my tighty whitys and look like Mr. White. Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

Apparently someone's already leaked some footage... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=206_1391741796 Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

At least he's not searching teh cawks. Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

Why is an explosion salad? Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

Lololololololol Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

Two cheeseburgers and a sweet tea from Bk. Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

It was $2.87 but it still fucking pisses me off. Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

Hell no that's some greasy chickens Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

Took over 32% of my incentive bonus. Fuck I'm pacing Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

Should have served pig's feet, Now and Laters and kool-aid. Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

I'm not naming any names, but Railing on a guy that is giving an honest answer isn't cool. They need to knock that shit off. Really sucks to be called out like that on a public forum. Can't help but be pissed. But Karma is a bitch. Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

I'm sure to get banned now. Nan will be happy. Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

I'm an ass Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness

Fuck off Sent from my HTC One using EliteFitness