Recent content by Kurt Nubain

It gave my wifel eye problems, but only when I blew a big load in them.

No sex for 10 days? Can I still beat off?

Just curious how many of you guys have actually taken it? I and two of my friends have been taking it for the last 2 months and my strength is through the roof. No water retention. I like the stuff.

Me too MP5. I almost wish I wasnt gifted when I was little, then I would have gotten into better work patterns.

I dont want to have a swab stuck in in my dick. How about I just fuck your girls and then they can go get tested? I would really appreciate it.

That duck would look good if it had a nice fat dick down his throat..

I know some of you other skank ass hookers on here have it too, what do you do to get rid of it?

MP5- That is exactly the truth. You do get bored and fuck around all the time. Shit, I still do. Then you start thinking that you are smarter than most people and dont have to try at stuff. Everything used to come so easily for me, now shit is more difficult

AFLAC! i would like to skewer that duck

Not in the medical field but considering going back and getting into sports medicine. I promise I will not be ripped this time, I may have to get dome piracetam or something though. Those were the days though, I ended up selling the answers to all the tests for my SUPPLEMENT bill as well. It...

I have been off for like 2 weeks now and have been taking clomid for like a week. Well, all of a sudden my balls hurt and when I blow a load it burns. First steroids shrink my dick and now the anti-e's give me STD's? Fuck this shit, I want my HMB.

I think your MEMBER should be banned

I used to do that in all the classes that required attendance. Then I would stop at 7-11 and fill up the largest Big GUZZLE with two forties of Bud Light. Sit in the back of class, ripped and happy as hell. I had previously secured the answers to all of the tests in my classes and told the...

My IQ is like 145 but I am lazy as fuck so I dont do shit. It doesnt matter if you are smart if you just sleep, eat, work, workout and watch football. Thats bullshit, they should distribute income on IQ results exclusively. I can tell you what about any pharmacuetical can do for your physique...

I dont care what the fuck you say, no pussy tastes like fruit. Unless maybe you plant some strawberry seeds up there and throw on some fertilizer, Oh wait, then it would taste like shit. Pussy aint all that bad, but it isnt strawberry shortcake