Recent content by Keyser Soze

There were a few chicks I knew there. Once I was done with a set I went up to one that was staring at me and said "yeah, I wanna fuck me too." actually I didnt, but that would be cool. I did pull ups with a 45lb dumbell, bent over rows, one arm, triangle pulldowns and then did seated cable...

30mg DBol + 400mg Primobolan + 50mg Ephedrine + 300mg Caffeine + Rage Against the Machine I just burned+ Back and Bi day = A fucking orgasm in the gym! I had the best fucking workout in a long time today. It...

I love the one where Mr. Burns was at the doctor: Dr. - Mr Burns we found that you have every disease known to man, and 7 new disease that we just found, in you! Mr. Burns - So I'm going to die? Dr - Well, actually all the diseases are offsetting each other. Mr. Burns - So you are saying I'm...

my favorites: a asteroid is about to hit comic book guy in the face: CBG-oh i've wasted my life. When they discovered the angel: Mr. Burns-"i've said to much. smithers, shoot them with the amnesia ray." Smithers-"you mean the revolver, sir?" Mr. Burns-"yes, the amnesia ray. and when you...

haha Uter. I love the one where Homer is in Jail and Lionel Hutz is talking to him throgh the bars. Then it pans out and he is in the cell beside him.

Thanks. I was thinking Mel, but you are right.

who is the shitty salesman that always gets pissed at himself. he was the real estate salesman when marge was one. to himself - "you did it again, you pushed too hard for the sale."

Here is the situation: I went out with a girl for about a year and all we did was fight like hell. This was about 2 years ago and we were both immature. When we broke up, it crushed me. She immediately got a new boyfriend and I went off and did all the shit she didnt want me doing, ecstacy...

Definately. People just do not associate food with addiction. Go to McDonalds and take a look at the obese people and you will realize they have an addiction to food due to the fact they are obviously overweight and unhealthy; they know why; and they continue to eat food to contribute to...