Recent content by KD1

Yeah I heard the celery thing is one of Peter North's diet secrets.

Fat chicks usually smell, so, no thanks.

Bad move, you should stick with the 'oral only' rule for tang on the side. Sure, its not as fun, but cant knock em up and much less chance of catching something.

My guess is its in your mind. I dont think there is anything in whiskey that affects erections. but I dont drink whiskey, I drink wine and beer ( not together ). Ive never had limp cock from alcohol, although Ive given up because I couldent cum after a good long try from excess alcohol. BTW...

Lol, that ugly fat dude that packs 10 inches? Thats exactly what he does NOT want to show her!

Personally, I think the easiest way is to get her to break up with you. An easy way to do this is to explain to her that you are not sexually satisfied, and you are planning to go elsewhere to satisfy your needs. When she asks what it is that you want, make up some really disgusting and/or...

Maybe you and your wife should play a game of 'what did I eat/drink yesterday' and see how accurate she is?

My guess is Its like girls with big tits. Sure its a nice thing to have, but not 100% necessary for most. I will say that girls love to blab this type of information to others. I feel lucky that I am large in this area, but honestly id trade the last inch of my 8" for a full head of hair, Id...

E-Coli lives there.

I would have never made it past the first screw if I dated her. That is nasty, I would have told her so right after I busted and then never called her back.

Never tried it. Sounds like this guy likes it YouTube - ‪tossed salad man‬‏

British Dragon? I havent heard of that lab in years.

Nasty, what do you think it was, prostate infection? STD? Just dehydrated from the booze? All blocked up from not ejaculating for a while?

Meat Gazer Alert!

If I have a big weekend planned with the missus, I dont jerk off or fuck from about Tuesday on. That weekend will be fun as hell.