Recent content by Juice Moose

perkele, your list did not contain kenny wayne sheppard, jonny lang, or roy clark.

PUSSY willows!!!!!

At this time I have gathered together a canadian flag, a mexican flag, a french flag, a german flag, a russian flag, and a united nations flag, and I am going to have a helluva fire right here, and I dare some muthafucka to say something to me!!!!!! I am not burning an iraq flag cause...

If you have the funds, Billy Glidden builds a nasty ford hemi, if you want a motor with more endurance jack rousch will sell you a 358 for a little coin..

STONE COLD!!!

Damn they must be putting VHT down by the gallons.. At my local track they only put it down when someone important shows up, thats why it is nick named the grease pit..

Is there such a thing as linear board feet, I thought that it was either board feet, or linear feet, but not both, and by the way I can drive a 2x4 through my penis with a 16d nail.

Actually the Mercedes Maybach is as long as a city block, but it is fast as hell also. I see what you are saying about the automatic, but I have drova a manual since I have gotten my license, and now is the time to stop cussing my clutch while I am in traffic.

Wait for the Mercedes E55, I just seen that bad mofo on road and track, has like 15 inch wide tires, 525 h.p. and will smoke them bad boys for an eighth mile.

3 lb. lean ground beef, browned in skillet, add to crock pot with 2 7 ounce cans of tomato sauce, add 2 large cans of kidney beans,1 pack of Mccormicks chili seasoning packet, 1 tablespoon of black pepper, let cook for 4 hours on low to medium heat, stirring occasionally so as not to burn, then...

The paramedic should have thrown his turn out coat over the girl, it would have bought her about 30 seconds of time. She is the most severely burned person I have ever seen, if she was related to me, I would be waiting for that asshole to get out of jail.

After watching the video about one hundred times, I truly believe that it is a shadow.

Alex Zanardi getting his legs ripped off in a crash.

Well I dont claim to know a damn thing about their religion, but I did watch a woman die because her husband informed the trauma staff that she could not have a blood transfusion, I think that is a little extreme if not strange.

Bob Saget from americas funniest videos, I wouldn't piss on that stupid mutha fucka if he was on fire..... HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!!!!!!!! Now hit me with some karma brotha!!!!!!!!!