Recent content by Jabba The Slut

White boy's got business skillz.

Its one day. But, I do encourage everyone here to sell off all of their investments ASAP. That way Ill be able to scoop them all up on sale.

Yeah you do.

The last person to win the Iowa caucus and then the presidency was Jimmy Carter. Its no big deal that he came ahead last night. Vote for Ron Paul, people.

Excuse me, your majesty. You cant blame them for wanting to eat a dog that died because of some mysterious skin disease. Remember, its not herpes if its everywhere.

Oh Lord yes.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/01/02/kenya.violence.irpt/index.html People there get upset about stuff, it seems.

Michael Ironside.

Upon reflecting over the many years of my life, I believe the only times I have even touched an umbrella was to press the release button in an attempt to hit my brother with it as it extended.

This is the first time in my life Ive been in below 32 degree weather. It's 15 fucking degrees outside. My wife has been trying to convince me to get a pair of earmuffs. As a male, I cant see myself wearing them.

It should IPO within the next 2-3 weeks. I have been selling my body for the past few months to come up with some extra cash to drop into this. MA treated me well. This will end up doing even better.

New Years is the equivalent of Columbus Day in my book. I dont give a shit.

This thread makes me smile.

Saving Private Ryan United 93 The Mist

Will Smith is the man. And it was taken out of context. Stupid media.