Recent content by GWizz

Those are the ones that can afford their habbit and food.

My wife sent me these thismorning. Apparently we got some snow last night. I can't wait to get back, I wanna play in it.

wtf :confused:

Third!! er wait um lets see............devide the 7................multiply by pie....................i like pie I'm gonna go find some pumkin pie

But then peeps would see miplank in there and be like "screw that, i'm gonna go checkout youtube".

Double time and a half. I think i'd rather be home though.

present

I was in a giving mood this morning for some reason, so I picked four winners. I woulda picked more but i'm fresh out of da k. Merry Christmas

You never told us what your answer was...........

'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube...

im a mechanic in an oil field. that is one of our power generation turbines.

Me at work. Feel the power between my legs!!!!....uh did that sound gay??????

I'm sorry. You are disqualified. :nopity: You have to tell me why you don't deserve the k and the gift picking was a nice thing.

Not anymore it's not. They been talking about poop for like seven and a half minutes.

I've been thinking...you should call it the piss disc.