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Monica: Remember to swallow my load...don't let any run out of your mouth and on that nice dress of yours.

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...can I be the "JEW BOR"??????

...no I haven't, but I did shoot out a piece of chicken McNugget out my nostril when by buddy made my laugh when I was eating. Does that count??????

Sorry to hear about you. Do you think that this might make you lose some weight. The fear of dying is a good motivator to lose weight. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

120 mph on my motorcyle.. ALL ANSWERS SHOULD BE IN MILE PER HOUR...Americans don't underatand the metric system, and I am sick and tired or running to my car to see the conversion. :chomp:

Underdog (I have a statue of him on my desk at work) :supercool Rocky and Bullwinkle and of course The Flintstones

When I was a stupid kid, my best friend and I didn't care for this guy named Andrew. So during one winter in NYC, there was a frozen patch of ice on the sidewalk. The ice was super slippery. Regardless, we covered the patch of ice with some snow and called over, good old Andrew. We told him...

I agree but there is a slight difference between "white trash" and "rednecks". White trash have mullets and camaros but rednecks also have mullets but there camaros are on blocks in the front lawn.

I teach motorcycle class for the Department of Motor Vehicles (as a side job) and I tell all the new students: It is not "IF" you will drop your bike, it is "WHEN"...be prepared. I haven't got riden off the rode (yet) but I did mange to fly over the handlebars one day. Bent the handbars and...

It is finally getting nice enough to start riding again. It is supposed to be near 80 degrees this weekend in the Mid-Atlantic region. I am so psyched to ride again. :supercool :supercool So let's see what everyone rides. I'll start: 1995 Suzuki Intruder and my monster, 2001 Honda...

Most people in Northern VA and Maryland still speak normally (not with that stupid southern twang). It may be south of the Mason / Dixie Line but the rednecks are further south down Interstate 95. Welcome to the area....

Virginia is a wierd shaped state. Perhaps it might look more like the state of New Jersey. Come to think about it...why are all Chicken McNuggets formed in the shape of California....

Do what I did....whore yourself out to a rich woman. Only kidding but I am engaged to a rich woman...and good looking as well. Yeah I have a $2000/mth mortgage but I don't pay 1 cent. ;)