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other random lines that signify an old member returning to the stable for a brief cameo. wish i could say i got a life or a really great job or smokin girlfriend and that's why i haven't been here....yeah, not so much. so i won't bore you with an update of my life. like any of you...

WAIT A SEC!!!!.........I bet the second guy is supposed to be Nature Boy!!!! Speaking of Nature boy, if you pull that one off on the fifth date, you might want to enlist in the priesthood right after cuz 1, life could not possibly get any better for you. Then you'd always be able to look on...

Point taken. how bout i insert "anti-darkie"? and then add how i have a collection of artist's rendering of what Jesus' privates might look like of which i also share with the ass-clowns we call moderators?!

I am an anti-semitic source, not only of drugs, but of violent kiddie porn of which i share with moderators of this board because they are vile, disgusting, smarmy little bastards. by the way, any minors here into gay sex? just hit a brother up. 555-FREK. there's nothing i wouldn't do to...

1. Fart 2. Snore 3. Scratch her crotch any more?

who are some of the best characters from movies? who pulled off some great performances and brought certain characters to life? i have a few: Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys. i laughed my ass off (probably more than i should have) at his dialogue and thought it was a good portrayal. Sharon Stone...

ok, you guys have left out alot of worthy rappers how bout: KMD (remember Peach Fuzz? how could you forget?) anyone in the RBL Posse (don't gimme no bammer weed!) Kid Sensation

which is the best now?

been through two. my ex and i had been together 6 months already and spent some time apart. then i moved back to Mi and she was in NC. for about 3 or 4 months, that was the closest i'd ever been to clinical depression. i loved her so much it was so unbearable to be that far from her. seeing...

none have really stood out in recent history. the farrelly brothers have disappointed me with their efforts after Dumb and Dumber. dumb and dumber has to be one of the funniest of all time, but as far as recent or at least fairly recent.....I'd have to say Shrek. i never thought i'd laugh...

1 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts.

have you tried staples? its actually quite easy i suppose. this one girl managed to keep em on for our stint. started on the couch, went to the bed, moved to the shower, then back to the bed. i was impressed by it until i noticed the HUGE scuff marks they left on my tub and walls.

can give you a distorted sense of reality. you automatically think that the bank teller in the drive through is naked from the waste down workin a dildo and that at any moment she's gonna jump in your car and ride you like the penny pony in front of grocery stores. you honestly start to believe...

yeah, you missed the point, but that is still a pretty good idea! but for sake of argument, i will continue to ask.

what would your meal for the day be? let's assume you know what you know about proper nutrition and such. What would you spend your three dollars on to get you through the day? Here's my thought: it would NOT be fast food. sure you could get more "food" for your money, but there's no...