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my penis fell off once and I lost it, and then when I went to masturbate I couldn't, so I taped some different items on where my penis was suppose to be, and tried masturbating it, but it didn't work, so I had to find my penis, and some homeless girl was already masturbating with my penis, but...

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i heard she has a penis

Romagold is really a penis that had it's shaft removed and is just a flabby piece of clitoris meat with a hole in it

I just don't think girls are suppose to have hair on their butts, a bald vagina looks like an eagles vagina, and that's gross too. Plus my penis won't fit in an eagles vagina unless I have it tied up and that's hard to do. All girls should have no butt hair, and nice hair on your vagina, if not...

I think Scream got attacked by the Werewolf of London, and it bit him and then he grew hair and a bigger penis, and then he stuck his penis in the Tower of London, and Jack The Ripper sliced it off.

Whoever doesn't have any answers have to get their penis and/or vaginas chopped in half.

I would take it and pretend I was opening a can of Pepsi@, cause I know Spud and Scooter would be in there drinking their Pepsi@, and then when I stuck the can opener on it, Spud and Scooter would grab the can openers penises, which are shaped like the little dial piece with sharp edges that...

If a termites penis was made of wood, would he chew it off? Do penises and vaginas have their own home? If we shaved all girls butts in the world, how many fur coats would it make? Do fruitflyes have anuses? Some animals grow arms back after they've been chopped off, if you chopped their...

If a woman can't lactate, she should have her boobs chopped off and her implants drained of saline, and then stick a cows boob in her implant and fill it up with milk, and then sew it back on.

I would chop off all their penises and vaginas, and then shave their body hair off, tape it to the penises and vaginas, pour lighter fluid on it and ignite it.

If I met an Arab girl, I would take the towel off her head, and wrap it around my penis and then light the towel on fire and stick it in her coober and then she'd burn up and turn to sand.

This is a very secret recipe/document, handed down from Little Firefly, to Sacred Squirrel via Little Bumblebee1, couriered thru Dickey McPussy with help from Scooter and Cableo, and finally treasured for an eternity by Spud (The Super Slippery Scarecrow) First, I have to get a coffee bean...

rosed are red, violets are blue if your butthole has hair i'll mow it for you