Recent content by epinephrine munky

Just that at night when we're snuggling up under the covers she rubs her feet together almost like a cat... it's like happy claws... and then when she's all cuddled in she rubs her silky soft feet on mine. This makes me my heart melt... plus it's a turn-on at the same time. :luxlove:

Hmm... with mustard? anyone have a clue what that means? What about just waiting until after she has her daily poopie? We're like clockwork around here. Me = AM. Her = PM... it's crazy. After you've been married to someone for 6 yrs. you sort-of notice these things. I know I know... get a...

Bwahahahahahaaaa. I'm drooling and crying. Haahaahaahaha. My wife has to take the clippers to me cause I look like Paul Stanley of Kiss without being trimmed down. I would scare small children off the beach otherwise.

Not a lady but, I thought I'd add... I'm also 6 and a half inches and my wife wants no more... 'Cause in certain positions it can hurt... hit an ovary, or just the wall of her cervix... I think women like thickness more than length anyway. This is probably because there really aren't that many...

Heck 1/5th of one will give you results. I made the mistake of taking half of one and my sinuses stopped up, plus the headache lasted till the next morning. But I had wood the whole next day as well. That crap makes me feel loopy as hell too. Take 1/5 of it on an empty stomach and you should...

ha ha haX10 no worries people. A few weeks ago I let my history proffesor push me a little too hard on leg press, and the next morning in the shower I had a "pea size" bumb on my y'know arse-ho. So, feeling like a complete HOMO, I reluctantly asked wifey to look at it. It was a hemmorhoid... the...

yeah, i know... just wondering if anyone is going through the same thing or has gone through the same thing, I guess. because I want to hide the sausage in that tight ol' brown eye so bad I can taste it. Geez, you ever smell the pheremones? They say you can't actually smell them, but maybe I...

First off, I have to tell you that niether one of us have had anal sex. I want to and she is a little - no a lot - apprehensive. My dick is the biggest one she has ever seen in real life but it's just average, 6.5" but to her it's more than average cause the other guys must have been small...

"If I were a boxer I'd bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard" - Jim Carrey :jump:

Nice, small, perky boobs, and baby's GOTTA have back! Big floppy tits will eventually sag :silly:

Try going down on her after you have had sex. That way Mr. Winky can rest for a few minutes. Then after she can't stand your tongue anymore give slide it to her again she'll get off instantly and you'll be right behind her.

Then at the end of the date if all goes well... 1) Make sure you have a firm grip on her hair and waist while in the doggie style position. Then 2) Try to hang on for the ride of your life when you call her by her best-friend's name.

you may be overcomplicating matters I have to disagree. I think you all are making this thing waay too complicated. In the case of myself and my wife, I (beaming with pride) was the first guy to get her off. She never got that far by herself either. And this was 2 years before we had actual...

wal-mart, k-mart, target, probably most drug stores... you're probably new at this... for God's sake don't get her pregnant. (I am going to hell over here for giving this kid tips on better sex). My wife and I did everything but have actual intercourse before the wedding night... in other...

Nah, monogamy rules. It takes a while to get to the point where you can really open up to your s o - this is where true intimacy is actually experienced. So, people have been hurt/divorced/all of the above... the truth remains that there are a lot of people who will never truely experience what...