Recent content by dy5

perhaps the battery is dead?

yeah, it does.

what?, im on the right track with my sister? i guess that statement would hold water, but i have a brother so im on the right track with him.

yeah, and i do suppose your comment was so much better than mine. no stop yours hurt even worse, yeah my blankie. i miss my blankie. i do wish mommy would turn on aol parental controls. and i do hope that i can perhaps one day aspire to be someone as "stout" and succesful as you, perhaps ill go...

maybe your parents should have gotten an abortion and done us all a favor.

i had a little fun with the berenstain bears. http://www.elit3.com/bedstain.jpg i thought of it when i was reading my gf's sister a book.

rofl i couldnt spell boner when i was 13.

i have an original idea for a porno it goes like this. white women gets banged by cowboy like guy, then a black guy comes to save her, but then he isnt saving her he is there to gang-bang him as (mike tyson) plays the fake helper rapist., then two more guys come one for her mouth and the other...

so this is funy, it was so damn romantic tonight, like me and my g/f made love up on the beach near my house under the stars, it was so incredible, but anyways to make a long story, short. we get up and i had nothing to wipe on so i wiped it on the blanket we were laying on thinking wed be...

i can match your hard on/ and i can do 30 more pounds heh, i guess i may, but you know what if they were enjoying themselves more than me id be a little uhh.. and besides id never put myself in that sit.

oh believe me i stand up to her and i have an opinion its not like you think im no like yes dear to everything, but my point is that i treat her great i always will, like ill go over her house and clean the shit and mow her lawn, just for the hell of it, just so that she doesnt have to work, the...

wtf? i think i just lost iq points.

yeah i know the games, im just a DAMN PUSSY. anyways im 20, no this isnt my first real relationship. its seems a lot of girls just fuck around on me, i treat them like gold, apparently they dont like that around here, they like to be cheated on, as for this girl she is pretty incredible, ive...

is that keanu reeves? and yeah i guess, im just not into it.

holy shit, is that a 1 oz or 2oz a/c sausage link? and who is your supplier sysco? or pfg hale? because pfg isnt that great. and that sausage doesnt look to full of life.