Recent content by DrunkenKnight

I can't beat this damn gamn.. maybe cause you have to go first

44 here

Well, He bought you the gift he is thinking...Oh boy she is going to be so happy, I can't wait to see her face when she opens it. If that didn't happen then he thinks that is a nice way to say " I really like you but as a friend" . No man wants to hear that.

Start on a Harley and stay on one. Are there any other motorcycles made?

Sounds like you are a great dad, Have fun with them while they are young and you will remember this times when you get older. Soon the kids will have grown up and moved away managing their lifes and familys, then all you will have is the memories you make now

Sounds like the plumbing from your house to the street has settled to form a low point under your house. In all systems the sewage pipe has a angle that flows down hill, it seems yours has settled and is no longer at a angle.Or possibly a tree root has grown into this pipe and blocked the normal...

I have been married a long time ,so my wife tells me what to expect so I never have to "settle" with anything. Damn ....shes good

If you made it to the smell then turned and ran away you are a better man then me. By that time I would have been so hard that I would have to fuck something,even if I had to bury my face in a pillow. Then ask her to take a shower with you. problem solved.

At the risk of showing my age. At one time it was Goldie Hawn she was fine, and the genie chick Barbra Eden and maybe Marie Ann on Gilligan Island,and the chick from Buffy,and also the cast from Charmed....Oh Hell if you were on TV I'd fuck ya.... Look out Miss Kitty (Gunsmoke)

That is just sick, I can't even stand it when the toilet paper breaks and I get a finger wipe. Yuk

Well I don't want to bullshit anyone here. One time I actually watched a clock before and after. I was moving and hitting all the right spots on her and me...making all the funky"fuck faces" and kissin and loven....That was the best 5 minutes of my life.

I had a great week-end I said fuck mowing and sucked down some beer.

If she bought the beer.

If she bought the beer.

To each his own, If he is helping to fulfill her fantasy then more power to you. By the way got any pictures of your wife...I might be willing to help you out with wife. But not going to play with your man berrys