Recent content by diezel

wanna be my mechanic, eh? hmmm...well, i could use a lube job ......and i could stand to get my oil checked.......lol

ooooo....water is an aphrodisiac 4 me!!!!!!!! i luv it in the shower, in the jacuzzi, in a water bed, in the rain........... mmmmmm

omg!!!!! cold canned diet coke is like a DRUG 4 me! they have those lil 1/2 cans out now, so i thought id trick myself and get those....... didnt work. i just drank twice as many.

i just finishe reading Plainclothes Naked by Jerry Stahl.... great book, he's a great writer. he writes about the most obscure, funny, twisted shit......definitely pick it up! another great book i read, right before that, is Disco Bloodbath by James St.James..... its about the murder of a...

im pretty sure more meat aint a problem!!!!

i dunno if anyone else has ever ordered from tem.... i did in the past, and they used to be great! they ahd stuff that other places didnt and had great prices. well, i just got a catalog from them....and , um, they kinda suck now. does anyone know of any other mail order supplement companies? or...

nah....wait until a lil later when the usual hornballs pop in..... im sure one of the elite ladies will gladly play the role of kronkettes partner in fucking crimes...........hehe

hahahaha.......here's another one.... flyguycrew.com i just do not understand.......

oh...ill be directing EVERYONE! im not gonna be in this.....well, not yet......... ok, First, we'll start with kronkette..... she'll be gettin all hottied up and gettin ready for a nite out with the girls. she's puttin the finishing touches on her makeup, sprays a lil bit of perfume...

has anyone here ever seen this site!? it is tooooooooo funny.... these people are such tools!!! hahahaha.....

mmmmmmm......hahahahahaahahahaha

hahahaha......yeah XTRA SAUSAGE..........

ahahaha.... now we're startin to get some peeps in here..... but, we still need a lil story line goin. hmmmm......

hey frackal- i luv that stuff! make sure when you use it, use the deepest one. plus, when you apply it, the best way to do it is go one section at a time and apply it until you feel like your moisterized...... thats what i do. ive never had a problem with it! make sure you exfoliate first...

hmmmm... the simpsons seinfeld absolutely fabulous will&grace sex &the city sopranos oh, and i used to LUV welcome back kotter..... vinny barbarino...mmmm hehehe