Recent content by Derivative

Ok, who here besides me lights their own farts on fire? I can't be the only one!

Can anybody here fart on command? That would be awesome!

Light a fart naked! That'll take care of unwanted ass hairs.

...and they're very flammable too!!! Make sure you have a Zippo handy!

Try cabbage, broccoli and milk...your room will stink like shit in no time! Wait... **BRAAAPPPP..gurgle...PUT..put...put** Whoop, just shit myself...

Those are the best farts! Nothing better than a token of your efforts!

Those ones suck especially when with your buddies. Even worse is when trying to light one and the fart just blows out the flame. Rough day. LOL

Holy shit! I feel bad for whoever does your laundry!!!! LOL :D

My brother did the exact same thing when he lit a huge fart with no undies on...painful shits for 2 weeks!!!