Recent content by davepalumbo

u trying to cut down again i see

actually jackass was supposed to be a magazine article knoxville was going to write about testing pepper spray and tazers on himself. the figured it was better in video and it just spun off from there.

bam's gf is fucking hot!!! i guess that's the kind of girl u get when u make tons of money and you have ur own show. do you think his parents just go along with it?? like they know that they will get reimbursed?? if he's making all this loot, why does he still live at home??

i seriously can't hold her hand though dude. like they are so rough and weird feeling. it's not normal.

saw this show last night. Holy shit is this stuff funny!!! i was a big fan of jackass and this is just so hysetrical! his dad is the best part of the show. I like how he ironed hamburgers on to every piece of clothing he had. Or how about when they had remote control hydraulics in the van...

yeah but you can't bring up something like that. "hey what's wrong with your hands? you should get that looked at?" what if she says, "what do you mean what's wrong with my hands? they are fine" it's not worth the investment. i can just meet another girl in like 2 secs.

my guess is thousands

nah didn't do her... when she went to kiss me at the end of the night i gave her the cheek. I just can't do it.

i do have my own car... it's just that my friend drove that night and he dropped me off.

omg i was just like wtf!?!?!?!? she was so cute too. i can't even imagine what it would feel like to get a HJ from her. she held my hand and it felt like i was holding the hand of a corpse or something. So rough and cold.

Urkel used to post on here a while back

no, thank god!!! i probably would have puked if they were like that or even worse. what the hell could it have been??

ok so i meet this girl the other day and i get her number. we go out on sat night and things go well. She's about 5'10, blonde hair, comes from a good family, good looking, she's a teacher... like everything i look for in a girl. well i take a look at her hands and this is what i see...

ok i went down her house at 1230 at night two nights ago. she immediately starts scking my dick. I blast a load right in her mouth and when i was done she said, "i'll give u a ride home. i have to get up early tomorrow" could it have been any more perfect??

dude it's oct and like 40 degrees out. i basically just go out to work on my swing.