Recent content by Chromeanator

Congrats! Without a doubt you have added many great years to your life.

I've taken the same Centrum Chewables for years myself and swear by them. Before I took them I had severe sinus infections several times a year. After a few months of taking them daily the sinus infections went away. Now I might have one mild one each year. I can't say for certain that the...

The newer fast acting insulin is Humalog and Novalog (same there different companies). Where the R insulin would start working (if I remember right) in 30 minutes peak in 1 hour and be out of your system in 2 hours. Humalog starts working in 15 minutes peaks in 30 minutes and out of your...

My parents got divorced last Feburary just 5 weeks shy of their 50th wedding anniversary. My self centered piece of shit mother got caught screwing around but on the bright side my Dad is now having the time of his life.

I suggest stop getting blow jobs from buck toothed women on bumpy roads. Seriously, I would see a doctor.

International Male has a few good items and a place in Florida called Hot Bodz clothing has clothes for those that are musclular gifted.

Living in the south I go with a tight short sleeve t usually in black, relaxed fit jeans, and a pair of Magnum combat boots.

Hell...I'm lucky if I break skin before I bust my load......so to put that into a time frame lets say about .000003 seconds.

Down the road a piece in Tupelo. We spend a lot of time at Tunica donating money to the local businesses and also head into Memphis to see the sights at Platinum.

I've worked as a bouncer for 14 years now and can't count the number of fights I've been in or broken up. I've been stabbed twice, once in the ribs and once in the hip, and both times the idiot with the knife was given a hands on experience of roid rage. Also, had a moron try to steal my...

This puts a whole new meaning to getting shit faced. Like the old saying goes "If it taste like shit then flip her over".

I banged a fat chick once and got a bad case of the red ass. I was on top headed for the finish line and giving it every thing I had when I felt something slapping me on the ass. I thought she was getting into it so I started yelling "That's it baby spank Daddy!" She looked up at me and asked...

LMAO!!! I was gonna say try holding the magazine with the other hand.

There is a problem of getting too big for your own good. A couple years back I was coming off a heavy cycle and while standing at 6'2" I weighed in at 283 with 8% body fat. I woke up at 3 a.m. one morning and could not get a deep breath and thought I was having a heartattack. My wife rushed...

Try this....next time you see a hot looking chic get her attention then scream "BITCH GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND GIVE ME HEAD......please. There ya have it the best of both worlds.