I would suggest the following 2 remedies:
1- Have your boyfriend gently massage your ass, this will help the oil disperse,and releive some of the swelling
2- Don't be such a big pussy next time.........
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Bump- Good post..
Simple to do,but yet there is always a scammer post on here somewhere.
Check with the mods bros, let them bitches earn there keep.......lol
Especially that test hating,half a man 2thick:)
I know for a fact that express mail delivers on sundays.....
About the situation, i would just let them deliver it.. Just don't open it right away.....