Recent content by Burndaddy1

i just use my heels to scoot me along the carpet

yeah not only do they wear belly showin tops but they tend to wear the low rise jeans,,, not good really not good

go ahead and take some time off to recharge, don't start a cycle now you need to get yourself in order first that is most important. enjoy you new marriage, this feeling doesn't last forever. condolences on you loss.

burndaddy just asks if he can work in and then hits on his girlfriend or... i let my dong fall out while i'm spotting him, either way it clears the area right away...

this is a thread to an old house somewere in michigan were some strange thing are happining, if you stare at the trees and have you volume on you can see and hear that there is definataly something strange going on, the sound is kinda garbled so you have to turn up your volume a little. you...

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good point newie... for all you know some of us are just sittin here wasting time with crums form an oreo cookie mixed in the chest hair we didnt shave because we are to fat and it is hard to get into the crack between the pecks which now look like c-cupps and the huge bulge that is our belly...

Hamster Come out and play — in your previous life, you were a hamster named Vladimir. Here's what we know about you: Born on the plains of Siberia, you spent your early years weathering harsh winters, drinking vodka, and attending committee meetings. Determined and headstrong, you always got...

clippers work the best unless prep for a show then you need to start 2 weeks out with a good razor like a mach 3 and use some of the shaving gels and make sure ytou are very clean before... oh yeah and dont forget to apply some sort of after shave with alcohal it help to prevent clogged puss...

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trouser chilli

nuttin but envy bro

tango

jenna's flashpoint

the shittiest "Foster Freeze",,, "yeah man",,, everyone who worked there was a pothead... did you mean shitty as in bad???