buckydingdong

I was the first baby in medical history to be born out of a mother's ass - I was born with a six pack which I have maintained all my life due to my god-like genetics. I am smarter than you, face it. I own a Fortune 500 company and my shoe size is 9

Poking dead things with a stick, refurbishing vibrators, slandering supermarket cashiers, collecting Bea Arther autographs, writing the number 2, and secretly checking out mens packages.