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Poptarts are delicious. In a sweet, pastry sort of way.

My pants have a load in them. I would like to know these women you know. Have them call me. Mention my penny collection.

She was radiant in the movie with her and the lemons. That's all I can say without exciting myself.

Maybe he wanted a ride. Was he cute in a fat kind of way? He might have looked good in a wig and some chaps. Give peace a chance.

My wife gets insinuating remarks constantly because she bruises very very easily. It becomes very tiresome. Especially since she beats me every other day. The irony of it all.

My wife likes it pretty well. I've gotten the vodoo and the kilo I think. It's nice for when your done working out, but you want that fresh cheap cologne feeling. Of course, try not to mistake it for a travel can of hairspray.....

We all interpret things differently, and I saw a woman repeatedly punching, smacking, and generally abusing her daughter. Maybe TooGood hits like a little bitch, maybe the daughter has learned to duck and weave, maybe both. Nevertheless, it pisses me off. Any time I see something resembling...

Haz, you couldn't have seen the entire video if you don't think it was a big deal. It was. As I shop at that store occasionally, I would have loved to witness it. Woman or not, she would have been done. Which also brings something else to mind - with security keeping a trained camera on...

Diamonds, but only when I'm heading home from the mine.

Toting those bundles up a ladder certainly sucks. Not only are they heavy, they weigh a lot too. Good luck on that reroofing.

Definately looks like a spectator sport for those of us who are less than coordinated. I do enjoy having a cup of hot cocoa in the lodge, with those tiny marshmallows.

Pretty much nothing I would think. Excluding the constant rolling on the back exposing the vulnerable belly.

When you flirt with store mannequins, there's less chance of being embarrassed. Make sure they're dressed though - otherwise, it's just weird.

I live in the same area as the Hummer plant - and it's a little eerie to see a convoy of multicolored hummers heading over to the testing grounds or whatever. They are some big sonsabitches. (The old ones). I see fewer H2's around here. But I'm drunk a lot too.

One of my customers who paints powerboats and motorhomes (pictured on the covers of Dupont Registry, etc..), just bought a new(er) Lambo Diablo 2000 I think. Black metallic looking, carbon fiber panels, all wheel drive, just cool as hell to look at. Of course this to go along with the 2001...