Recent content by AshtonKutcher

well yeah, but who cares about getting shot? we're talking karma here. that's serious business.

Take her back to your place and pop in a classic AK film. I recommend The Guardian. Really shows off my acting range imo.

lol @ me getting redded for making fun of a guy who wants to disown his daughter. Awesome.

Working all night.

I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with everyone else. When things get tough in life you need to just give up. Sure, quitters never win, but they never lose either, right?

Thanks. So is yours btw. I can only imagine the long grueling hours of thought you put into picking that one. Certainly the first time I've ever seen it.

It doesn't look like it would accentuate your ample bosoms enough. I'd take it back.

Re: Starting the day off with a bang. 4 orgasms. It can NONly be downhill from here. You have great taste in movies.

7 years, no breaksies.

If by hot you actually mean a mashed up turd that's been beaten multiple times with an ugly stick, then yeah. Smoking.

Re: Starting the day off with a bang. 4 orgasms. It can NONly be downhill from here. It's always nice to meet a fellow fan of myself. So which of my films is your favorite? And what role do you think I was most robbed of an oscar nomination? Feel free to list more than one, as I realize my...

Re: Starting the day off with a bang. 4 orgasms. It can NONly be downhill from here. Woah, that's crazy. I took 4 dumps this morning. Pretty sure that means I win. Because pooping > orgasms, am I right guys? Guys? Anyone? Ah, forget it.

cod4 is about the only game worth a shit right now.