I'm not joking.
RealClearPolitics - 2012 Election Maps - Obama vs. Romney Create Your Own Electoral Map
Let's take an actual look at the real swing states and the polls there in those individual states. I believe Romney will take FL, VA, and for benefit of the doubt, I'm giving him Ohio. Ohio seemed to be a likely Romney state 2 weeks ago, but Obama has pulled back out in the polls there, and historically Ohio is a very tough state for Repubs to take.
Most people think if Romney takes Ohio, he wins. That's not the case. There's no way in hell Romney takes New Hampshire, that's just not happening. I don't see Romney taking Colorado, either.
The three states Romney even has a chance of taking are CO, NH, and Iowa. He's not taking Iowa, either.
So, that makes it:
Obama - 272
Romney - 266
AND, this is all assuming Romney even takes Ohio, which is, truthfully, a toss-up, but I don't have confidence he will take it.
If Obama gets Ohio, he will get 290 Electoral votes to Romney's 248.