what is the freakiest, nastiest, most demented thing you've ever done

[decibel]

...while having sex?

 

[hardbody_jr]

SShhh...

I wish I could tell you, but my wife occasionally checks out the boards.

 

[crash3837]

Most nastiest thing I've done is accidently licked my girls asshole while going down on her. The way I had her lips spread kind of pulled her anus up and when I licked up and down I eventually noticed what else I was licking. Most nastiest thing I've ever done knowingly was probably sticking my fingers into my Ex's ass and trying to (not successfully) stick my dick in her ass.
Most nastiest girl I ever messed around with, had my fingers inside her for a little while playing with her and up until 3 days later my fingers still smelt horrible. I washed my fingers with all kinds of different soap and nothing worked except for time.

 

[PrideNHB]

maybe your girlfriend forgets to wipe her ass or something............but i definetly wouldnt consider licking my girlfriends ass a dirty or nasty thing.......she keeps it clean and pink......and ill lick it anyday

 

[blood_drinker]

maybe your girlfriend forgets to wipe her ass or something............

LMAO. Very true though, if its clean, its great. Takes ages for my chick to give into anal sex. Hurts like a bitch for her. Only done it once, I love it, she doesnt. All I can do is lick it and the finger work.
She likes those just fine

 

[thefacelessballer]

its not that sick.. but i was getting a hand job from this one chick and it shot into my eye

 

[frorider6]

One of the freakiest things I ever did...... I was messing around with a girl from work After we'd been doing it a couple of times, she told me that she liked it rough. Long story short, the rougher I got, the better she liked it (for all you people who think I'm an abusing ass, stop. We set up a safe word if things got out of control, plus she keep begging for more). Anyway, she was pretty bruised up the next day, especially on the back of her neck. It looked like someone hit her with a baseball bat. She just laughed and said it was great. That girl had some serious issues but she sure was a fun fuck!

 

[cozmokramer]

the nastiest thing has to be getting about 2 inches
of my tongue up my girls asshole...

its so nasty that I do it just about every day!

 

[smackDATass]

the nastiest thing has to be getting about 2 inches
of my tongue up my girls asshole...

its so nasty that I do it just about every day!

Coz, you crack me up!

 

[rugger]

Can't think of anything demented...DAMN

I mean I wouldn't call any of the things I've done wierd.

I did have a gf that like to be hit, bit, slapped, etc. I mean really punched during sex, bit until she bled, we fucked out in the gravel one night so she could grind her knees on the ground. Damn, she was crazy, Jacquette Bouse, she was like the "band camp" chick on American Pie.

Other than that, sex in a casket at my friends funeral home back in HS.

Damn, I'm lame.
Rugger

oh...oh...oh...I pulled the string and tossed it against the wall and did the deed!!! That is nasty.

But like VanHalen said, "Pull the string and love comes walking in."

 

[rnch]

does this count?

my gf was giving my a hand job, kept using the old "squeese technique" to keep me from finishing up. by the fourth time, even the squeeze technique didn't hold back. when i nutted i hit the ceiling man, it spun down and hit us both in the foreheads!

 

[mranderson]

does this count?

my gf was giving my a hand job, kept using the old "squeese technique" to keep me from finishing up. by the fourth time, even the squeeze technique didn't hold back. when i nutted i hit the ceiling man, it spun down and hit us both in the foreheads!

pretty low fans

 

[billyclinton]

One of my ex's and i used to get reallly ruff. she loved to choke and scratch me. sometimes so bad i couldn't take off my shirt. she also loved to slap and hit me during sex. at first i wouldnt do it back but after she kept asking and asking i learned to love it. now i almost prefer some light bondage and a ton of beatings during sex. I know i'm a sick bastasrd but look at my name.

 

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[kx250rider]

I won't give details, but if the situation presents itself while in a barn, and a hay bail is the only thing to sit/lie on, COVER IT WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN a worn-out tarp!

Charles

 

[nitrousr]

Was fucking this chick when i suddenly had to piss, when i got up she said where u going? When i told her i had to piss she says u dont have to leave and opens her mouth. Well gave her the golden shower and left definitely no kiss goodbye lol

 

[jeremyng25]

Dude what's up with all you guys and licking asses? Seriously fucking disgusting. Any guy who likes playing with a woman's asshole is at least half fag...maybe they just don't realize it

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[petitepole]

I've tongued pussy after three men pumped it full of cream

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[Toomuchjuice]

Dude what's up with all you guys and licking asses? Seriously fucking disgusting. Any guy who likes playing with a woman's asshole is at least half fag...maybe they just don't realize it

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You are either homophobic or just never been with a woman that cleaned their ass...I love lickin my wife's ass every chance a get and shoving my tongue in there most the time too, it makes me harder than fuck! All woman love their ass licked, at least all of em I've ever known.. U don't know what u r missing bro, ur already down there eating the hell outta that pussy give it a try I promise she'll love it! I'm not talking about some hooker u just met but ur girl u fuck regularly obv.

 

[Crazy Barbarian]

Who cares about ass licking, some guy just said his girl drank his piss!!

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[Yourstruly12]

There's nothing wrong with eating your woman's ass or even sucking her toes. But to the guy who ate his girl after 3 guys nutted in her that's fucking disgusting!!

 

[BNG]

Nothing that I think is nasty freaky or disgusting but we all have different boundaries.
I used to have a girlfriend with a girlfriend and together we did some fun stuff that many would think is freaky.
I was banging a hot wife who had a sub hubby in Redondo Beach. They had money and seemed bored. I did everything I could think of to her and when I couldn't go any more I'd go shower and when I came out he'd be there cleaning her up. I got used to him being around, watching, and so once when I was bangin her ass he wanted to lick her. They got into a 69 with him on the bottom. I stuck it back in her ass, smaked her pulled her hair, and basically fucked the shit out of her. When it was time to drop my load I pulled out & finished on her starfish. She sat up on her cucks face so he could tounge her and she sucked me clean. It was kindof wierd but he was more like a clenex & I eventually moved onto other friends & girlfriends. They were the only ones I did that stuff with. I did do some other wives & girlfriends as FB's but nothing like that. One had a husband who was a Quadraplegic. He knew all about us and was ok with it. When I met him it was awkward.

 

[Addcd2gains]

Most nastiest thing I've done is accidently licked my girls asshole while going down on her. The way I had her lips spread kind of pulled her anus up and when I licked up and down I eventually noticed what else I was licking. Most nastiest thing I've ever done knowingly was probably sticking my fingers into my Ex's ass and trying to (not successfully) stick my dick in her ass.
Most nastiest girl I ever messed around with, had my fingers inside her for a little while playing with her and up until 3 days later my fingers still smelt horrible. I washed my fingers with all kinds of different soap and nothing worked except for time.

Shit, (no pun intended) I kick all my girls asses.. Only after we shower but they live that shit

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