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[i-Supplements]

It's funny how people say she's skinny, no ass, no tits but given the opportunity, you guys would hit it anywhere/anytime.

I could'nt agree with you more. I don't like her, but I would hit that ass, oh would I hit that ass. That is bragging rights to my friends for the rest of my life. It would'nt be about fucking a skank, it would be about fucking a celebrity and being able to say I did it.

 

[DIVISION]

Maybe she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose... who knows ?

I can only imagine you are using an analogy here: the golf ball being my prostate, the hose being my penis......

Manny.......you can do better than that, holmes......

EZ DUZ IT, nugga......


DIV

 

[jerkbox]

i wonder if she'll do anal.....or double penetrations?

girl on girl?

i wouldn't mind seeing her getting totally degraded.....but if it's just run of the mill fucking, i don't think it would keep my interest very long

 

[IvanOffelitch]

It's funny how people say she's skinny, no ass, no tits but given the opportunity, you guys would hit it anywhere/anytime.

It ain't her looks that disgusts me, it's her in general.

I grew out of my "any port in a storm" mentality years ago. It's not like getting laid is that difficult. (even easier if you have absolutely no standards)

Not that anyone will believe me, but I've passed up much better looking women than that skank simply because they ruined any chance they may have had within 2 minutes of speaking.

I guess it's part of growing up (notice I didn't say growing "older"?).

As Robin Williams once said...."I'm looking for a woman who gives mind, if you get my drift."

I'll take a "5" with class, dignity and a personality over a "10" who has no class and all the personality of a stale potato chip any day of the week.

TIFWIW.

 

[jerkbox]

It ain't her looks that disgusts me, it's her in general.

I grew out of my "any port in a storm" mentality years ago. It's not like getting laid is that difficult. (even easier if you have absolutely no standards)

Not that anyone will believe me, but I've passed up much better looking women than that skank simply because they ruined any chance they may have had within 2 minutes of speaking.

I guess it's part of growing up (notice I didn't say growing "older"?).

As Robin Williams once said...."I'm looking for a woman who gives mind, if you get my drift."

I'll take a "5" with class, dignity and a personality over a "10" who has no class and all the personality of a stale potato chip any day of the week.

TIFWIW.

word man....



a lot of really hot looking chicks get real ugly, real quick once they open their mouths and you realize what they are about......

 

[DIVISION]

i wonder if she'll do anal?

done, she got anal stretch marks that show she's a true anal vet.

or double penetrations?

done, her shit's been tenderized at both ends...

girl on girl?

done, nightly w/ Nicole Richie.

i wouldn't mind seeing her getting totally degraded.....but if it's just run of the mill fucking, i don't think it would keep my interest very long

Done.


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DIV