then you, ma'am, are truly blessed! The biggest I've encountered live and in the flesh has been 9" and that was a challenge; rumor has it that the porn actor, Tom Chase, lives in the DFW area and 'is available' for 'private shows' but his hourly rates start at $350.....and he is supposed to be 11" - I've seen enough of his videos to believe at least he's packing 9-10 inches....I'm not sure my past my 'virgin status' enough to handle that; he might be my annual Christmas-present-to-myself this year, though!