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Is Homosexuality A Perversion Of God's Will???


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    Originally posted by 68GT350


    you rang? what can I do you for?
    So glad you took time out of your busy schedule to worry yourself about my calves, J-Man. I was hoping I could have some calves like Gymtime's but, unlike him, I don't want to get silicone implants. Can you help out a struggling calf-less sinner? I promise to put my dick in places you approve of in the future.

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    DAMN, I DIDNT THINK THIS THREAD WOULD TURN INTO THIS. I WAS HOPING FOR 10 REPLIES.



    KAYNE

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    Originally posted by musclebrains


    So glad you took time out of your busy schedule to worry yourself about my calves, J-Man. I was hoping I could have some calves like Gymtime's but, unlike him, I don't want to get silicone implants. Can you help out a struggling calf-less sinner? I promise to put my dick in places you approve of in the future.
    I hear that you can improve calves with a lot of assfucking. Have you been getting enough attention at home lately friend?

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    Originally posted by WODIN


    SOMEONE WHO REALLY GETS IT! AMEN!!!!
    My thoughts exactly.
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    Originally posted by wyst


    Yes, in fact, when I was chatting about this thread with god during my coffee break, he mentioned he'd spoken to you. We had a good laugh about a cruel old-testatment style joke he was playing on you...something about bird-legs? I had trouble catching it all because he was laughing so hard water came out of his nose. I asked him to explain but he had to dash out and smite some unbelievers, hip and thigh, bone and marrow. That nutty Jehova. Gotta love him.

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    Well, discounting the fact that I find God a bit of a gossip, it's suddenly become clear to me that my taste for sodomy might explain why he hath cursed me with a 12-inch dick.

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    god spilled the beans to strongchick that i sadly have had to move on... our sweet wyst has caught my eye.

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    Originally posted by 68GT350


    I hear that you can improve calves with a lot of assfucking. Have you been getting enough attention at home lately friend?
    It is amusing how ignorant Jesus can be in his assumption that all homsexuals like to be buttfucked. If this is the cost of good calves, it says an awful lot about Gymtime.

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    Originally posted by musclebrains


    It is amusing how ignorant Jesus can be in his assumption that all homsexuals like to be buttfucked. If this is the cost of good calves, it says an awful lot about Gymtime.
    Yes it does. I have great calves myself.


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    Red face

    That danged Jehova...he can't keep a secret about anything. I knew I shouldn't have told him about us. He promised he'd keep it under his hat. I bet he goes the burning bush route and blabs it all over the mountaintops.

    Oh well. It's sooner than I was ready to make it all public, but I'm damned proud of my virtual sweetie (and her mighty, bulging biceps).

    Wyst

    PS: MB, it's my understanding that he gave those beauties out to the guys who would make good use of them. Take thou that how thou wilt.

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    hehe go back to that thread hon

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