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The funniest shit you will ever read..............READ THIS>>>>>>>>.


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Excerpt: In Pa over the weekend a man was arrested for indecent exposure. During interigation, the man told his story. he explained to the police that he had a new girlfriend and was not lasting long enough in bed with her so he went to see a dr. The dr. told him that if he masturbated a few hours before sex, he would last longer. so on his way home, he decided to try what the dr. said. Knowing his new girlfriend was at home waiting, he pulled off to the side of the road and crawled under the car.

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    Thumbs up The funniest shit you will ever read..............READ THIS>>>>>>>>.

    In Pa over the weekend a man was arrested for indecent exposure. During interigation, the man told his story. he explained to the police that he had a new girlfriend and was not lasting long enough in bed with her so he went to see a dr. The dr. told him that if he masturbated a few hours before sex, he would last longer. so on his way home, he decided to try what the dr. said. Knowing his new girlfriend was at home waiting, he pulled off to the side of the road and crawled under the car. he figured he would rub one out and act like he was working on his car so no one would notice. He laid under his car and shut his eyes and thought about his girl and began to stroke it. Keeping his eyes closed to maintain a visual reference, all the sudden a tap on his leg and a voice called out "this is the police". The guy not wanting to loose his close coming orgasm, kept his eyes shut and said, "im just checking my rear axl". The cop the said " well you better also check you brakes because your car has rolled down the hill.

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    thats an oldie but a goodie, but from the funniest shit I will ever read.

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    nice shit

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    very funny

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    LMFAO!!

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    haha.. thats funny as hell

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    dudes

    im glad you found this shit as funny as i did...........

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    haha

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