Astrology Matchmaker.....

[The Shadow]

http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/astrology_matchmaker.jsp



Your stars are sending you straight into the arms of a SCORPIO. Your woman's water sign reveals that she's strongly intuitive and in tune with your emotions. But be careful — her symbol is a scorpion, which represents her secretive nature and his ability to be vengeful when threatened. As a Scorpio, she's a bundle of contradictions. She has the ability to demonstrate both the best and worst qualities that characterize human nature. Generally, she's intense and passionate, yet he can be stubborn and competitive. She uses his intuition fearlessly, and she tends to explore philosophy and religion. Although it's difficult for her to trust others, when she meets the right one (i.e., YOU), the result is deep and powerful. You should be excited to be a perfect match for a woman with such dedication, drive, and persistence. Your Scorpio will be known and respected for her imagination and idealism.










Hmmmm...imagine that.....

 

[Raina]

It suggested a gemini for me. Almost everyone I've been involved with for any period of time has been a taurus (though there have been a couple of virgos too).

 

[vixenbabe]

It says the heavens are sending me into the arms of an ARIES . He's optimistic and courageous and the right match for me.

 

[Paulos]

Um is there a way to take the test as a male? It asks "What my ideal guy is"...and theres no option for HighIntensity, how do I bring it up for girls?

 

[Paulos]

Nevermind I'll just pretend I'm gay.

(Insert Easily setup joke here)

 

[The Shadow]

I ran into the same thing...just answer and change the he's to she's lol

 

[Paulos]

Good Heavens! The stars are sending you straight into the arms of an Aquarius. Friendly and smart, he's the match for you! To find out more about your Mr. Right, sign up with Emode.

Hey...I'm a Pisces(sp?)...which are fish, an Aquarius is sort of like an Acquarium...right? IM IN LOVE!!

 

[The Shadow]

lol@Paulos

 

[The Shadow]

Paulos - "pretend" you're gay????

 

[Paulos]

Speaking of gay, whats up with that stance?

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

I just noticed the stance... jeeezz man, his nuts must be BB sized to prance around like that... fucking deca.... shuts em down every time..

 

[polarpixie]

Sounds like a few guys I've dated, but they weren't Scorpios. lol.


Your stars are sending you straight into the arms of a SCORPIO. Your man's water sign reveals that he's strongly intuitive and in tune with your emotions. But be careful — his symbol is a scorpion, which represents his secretive nature and his ability to be vengeful when threatened. As a Scorpio, he's a bundle of contradictions. He has the ability to demonstrate both the best and worst qualities that characterize human nature. Generally, he's intense and passionate, yet he can be stubborn and competitive. He uses his intuition fearlessly, and he tends to explore philosophy and religion. Although it's difficult for him to trust others, when he meets the right one (i.e., YOU), the result is deep and powerful. You should be excited to be a perfect match for a man with such dedication, drive, and persistence. Your Scorpio will be known and respected for his imagination and idealism.

How to Catch him:

Be careful: This Scorpio has lots of testosterone! He's a man who likes to have control. A man of mystery, he possesses a sexual magnetism that's hard to resist. Some tips to keep in mind when dealing with a Scorpio: He's unpredictable and can turn on you quickly. In order to avoid that situation, listen to him carefully — he knows when you're faking. Scorpio men are extremely curious, so make sure you include all the sordid details of your stories, or he may deem you boring. Be careful what you say to a Scorpio in the heat of an argument. He's proud and does'nt take criticism well. Also, he loves social events. So take him out, show him off, and have fun!

 

[danielson]

dammit corn get a link for the test on women! i know happyscrappy hasn't been putting out but sheez.....astrology?!?