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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 494) |
posted July 10, 2000 09:36 PM
  
Okay. I hear ALL the time from guys on AS how proud they are when they gain 10 lbs in their first week on gear, and how they agonize over how much of the 'gains' they'll keep. Us gals know it's almost all from estrogen/progestenic stuff (AKA fluid retention), and I mostly just shake my head and laugh to myself. But this last weekend I was pre-menstral AND had a big pre-diet pig-out. After a night of drinking several liters of water (none of which I peed out thanks to all the salt and carbs I scoffed) I was very bloated Sunday morning. So I gave this a try: I walked around the house shouting out "look at me, I'm f***ing HYOOOGE." I then proceeded to brag about how much weight I had managed to put on in the last week (by this stage the cats and significant other were running for cover). I ripped my shirt off and flexed my biceps to show off how 'huge' they really were. I put on a smallish T-shirt and proclaimed to the world how I was growing sooo fast I would need a new wardrobe soon. I then got all melancholy at the prospect of losing some of my 'hard earned gains', and lamented my upcomeing diet that would no doubt make me 'shrink'. Once I got into the male role-playing frame of mind it was a lot of fun, and by the end of Sunday I was kinda liking my swollen look in the mirror. I recommend this to any of you women next time you're having a "fat day" as a way of laughing at the absurdity of it all and chilling out a little. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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riptchick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 169) |
posted July 10, 2000 09:59 PM
You crack me up! You must have been pretty funny; however, I bet you were the only one who noticed the extra weight! Nice full muscle bellies for a couple days....that's a better way of lookin at it and less depressing I might add. IP: Logged |
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missgalaxy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 74) |
posted July 10, 2000 10:10 PM
think i'll try that  IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 315) |
posted July 10, 2000 10:56 PM
LOL - Definately worth a try. Except I'm going to try shorts that are too small and proclaim that my thighs have grown an inch over night!  [This message has been edited by skydancer (edited July 10, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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bikinimom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 166) |
posted July 10, 2000 11:11 PM
You are too much MS!!!!!!!! Some stupid skinny, cottage-cheese running down the back of her thighs, coochie-cutter wearin' broad had the nerve recently to approach my husband in the gym and tell him that he should "watch me because I'm getting a little too heavy!" STUPID BITCH! (I can say that, 'cause I'm a girl. SHIT, MY MIRROR AIN'T BROKE! I'm at about 18%bf yea, so? First of all - I ain't wearing no coochie-cutters cause I'm covering up the shit that don't look too good, but even if I did - I still got less flaws than this broad. Secondly I'm not fat - (too quote a wise female) I'M HYUUUUUUUGE! Thanx, I feel better already. IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 814) |
posted July 11, 2000 12:16 AM
Humm... you know that little thread on using sust and all?? Well... Humm.... I think perhapse ya all don't really need any test.... Yah.... test bad, very bad, especially for you B. Mom - stay away. LAte :p Lobo IP: Logged |
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tkotracy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 28) |
posted July 11, 2000 12:32 AM
I love it , absolutely love it. As a matter of fact I hear those words out of my husbands mouth every morning. IP: Logged |
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Pamela Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 33) |
posted July 11, 2000 06:27 AM
I think this is GREAT!!! If women did this more often we would probably Love ourselves ALOT more!!! IP: Logged |
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