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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 08, 2000 04:19 PM
  
I think the Mods are all away for now. WarLobo's awaying 'skiing' (wink, wink, nod, nod) and Mrs. T.G. isn't feeling too well. So let's act like children for a few days. You know, flame eachother, make outrageous claims about lifts, sexual conquests, and make off-topic and senseless posts. Maybe someone could even post a few sources. This way the Mods will feel really needed when they get back. Who's going to start? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 617) |
posted June 08, 2000 05:27 PM
Not so fast there partner.... Sheriff Lobo still has his 23 gauge six shooter loaded and ready! And my portable satellite feed and note book work great - even out on the boat :p Have a good weekend ya all!! I'M OUT A HERE!!!!!!! Late Lobo [This message has been edited by WarLobo (edited June 08, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 08, 2000 05:32 PM
Darn!!?*&^$& What's the bet he's too busy to check up on us, satellite or no satellite? IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 08, 2000 06:37 PM
oh MS - I would like to brag about how much I jerk off...can I can I please...and if anyone has anything to say about it...you can find me working out in my living room, 5am every morning - I'll be the sweaty burnette with green eyes and dumbells in her hands! LOL! ha ha ha....does that sound right?? IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 08, 2000 08:18 PM
WHAAAAAT?? You don't get up 'til 5AM!!! You lazy slut. And I read in another post you eat up tp 1900 cals per day, and a whopping 50 grams of fat. Guess that makes you a FAT lazy slut. How's that for a flame? (JK). I get uo at 3am, go for a 2 hour run before setting National powerlifting records at the gym every morning. I then go to work for 10-12 hours before coming home and shagging all night with any number of my dozen boyfriends. HAHAHAHA Come on, who's next? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LadyJaye Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
posted June 08, 2000 09:22 PM
Oh you are both just plain pathetic!! I don't sleep at ALL...all I do is train 24/7, I have 20" arms and can bench 400 lbs. for 10 reps - then I use one of my many boy toys for some fun...I'm at 3% bf and still have my double D boobs IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 08, 2000 09:33 PM
yeah, well i never eat, EVER....i was born 155 pounds of muscle...my bodyfat is -5%:i was appointed a moderator of this board with only 2 posts....my combined squat bench & deadlift are 19000 pounds....and i never even touched a.s.; i only supplement with CLAMBUTEROL...lol ladys  IP: Logged |
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blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 522) |
posted June 08, 2000 09:51 PM
This post is too funny...I haven't slept in 3 months, I only sleep for a night a year, and I run when i should be sleeping which is equivalent to a marathon. I don't eat and I weigh 125 lbs at 5'6 and I am at 0% body fat. I swam trans atlantic and i built my own gym by hand... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 08, 2000 09:57 PM
did you use stone or wood, blackhaus....i heard you used stone & you excavated it all by yourself....
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 08, 2000 10:00 PM
well you gals still don't have nuthin' on me...my thighs are so hard, the last guy that tried to go down on me, well I just ripped his head clean off...and then when I was banging my 10th man of the evening all the while curling 300lbs at the same time, well, wouldn't you know, he just upped and died on me! BTW - can you give any advice to stop all my men having multiple orgasms??? hahahahahahahah - I rule! IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 08, 2000 10:17 PM
FC - yeah I definately need some cheap whey - my last supplier - uhhh - got caught. Email and let me know the details okay??? IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 08, 2000 10:19 PM
okay, but let me warn you this whey is highly anabolic...one scoop will give you gains equal to 23 years of weight training,,,the last guy who bought it from me gained 121 lbs. of rock solid muscle in 3 weeks....and he didnt even work out.... IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 08, 2000 10:39 PM
so do you think its okay to mix with say...um soy protein too? I mean I don't want to jack up my system or anything... IP: Logged |
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blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 522) |
posted June 09, 2000 02:33 AM
I excavated my stone gym with a hammer and a chisel...beat that chicks..! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 760) |
posted June 09, 2000 06:59 AM
hahaha you girls sound more and more like guys as the days go... to much drugs ladies. toooooo much drugs..LOL Next thing you will be bragging about who has the biggest genetalia ------------------ "...damnyou for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 760) |
posted June 09, 2000 07:00 AM
hehe BTW you all sound like the girl i would want to take back home and show to mom ------------------ "...damnyou for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 09, 2000 07:14 AM
blackhaus - I heard you did the work with your teeth??? Whats up with using the hand tools? Are you LYING to us now? Fess up gf!! IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted June 09, 2000 09:28 AM
Did someone say Clambuterol? Can you sell me some? Skydancer scares me. IP: Logged |
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SassyS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted June 09, 2000 10:16 AM
You all wish you could be as big as me! My mom injected me with HGH while I was still in the womb! Poor lady couldn't get out of bed for the whole 9 months. I don't sleep, I kill all my beef by hand and it's so hard for me to go to the gym because if I even look at the men BB's they drop dead in fear! Bunch of fuckin pansies. BTW.. there was no Operation Desert Storm.. there was just me, my scuds and 'roid rage. Heehee IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 09, 2000 10:21 AM
Hey Biffboom...I got the clambuterol....I went to the deepest depths of the ocean to get that, so my prices are high, but well worth it... IP: Logged |
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SassyS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted June 09, 2000 10:22 AM
Oh yeah.. I jerk off all day long, even while Im at MY gym. (the gym I currently own is all male, all nude, all the time). I'm 6' 7" 350lbs. w/ 22" biceps, can chest press 900 lbs for reps. :-) IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 09, 2000 11:27 AM
Sassy - LOL LOL! Where can I join your gym?? We and our 25" arms can make 'em all drop dead together! What a bunch of flabby losers... IP: Logged |
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SassyS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted June 09, 2000 12:56 PM
Skydancer- I am currently in the process of opening these types of gyms in every city, every state, nationwide. Membership is FREE to women. Men must pay $500 a month, and every time a female member gets a man to sign up, she gets a free Mercedes convertible. And all flabby disgusting men are made to spread yogurt all over their butts and roll in multi-colored ice cream sprinkles. (Only on fridays though) IP: Logged |
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blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 522) |
posted June 09, 2000 01:03 PM
THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST POST ON THIS BOARD!!! I did not use my teeth to excavate my stone gym. I have no teeth, they got knocked out when I swam into a boat when I was swimming transatlantic. Hey I want to join that other gym...I am now in the process of carving marble statues of myself to put all around my gym, so everyone knows what their goal is. LOL ------------------ IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 09, 2000 01:23 PM
ha ha ha blackhaus...no teeth? Well I don't have to shave because anyone who sees me is so jealous of my negative % bf they try rip out all my hair...its okay though because I just fling around like free weights. Hey Sassy - when the lard buts roll around in the sprinkles do we get to yell at 'em? And does the Mercedes come in any color? IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted June 09, 2000 06:12 PM
NO thanks FitChick..I see enough clams up here in Maine. Stick to rubbing that Bacitracin on your scar to hide it. You're all a bunch of no-teethed, drug pimping, masterbating, fitness freaks? Go join us on the freaky Chat board. Skydancer ripping my head off?? OUCH! IP: Logged |
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Eramthgin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 143) |
posted June 09, 2000 06:39 PM
damn can't you all get even funnier. I think you have developed a new topic. What a hoot. Come on give me more.......you are going to have me rolling on the floor soon. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 09, 2000 07:25 PM
Thats right biff - I've lost more than one man that way! LOL! I am woman, hear me roar! Uh, 'cause my voice is so deep from all the stuff from FitnessChick...roaring is all I can do these days. IP: Logged |
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SassyS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted June 09, 2000 08:05 PM
You can still roar, skydancer? I lost my voice while competing in the worlds strongest woman competition in Mozamique last year. While lifting those 350 lb. balls onto the platform, I screamed so loud my vocal chords flew out of my throat. But of course I went on to win the competition and took the winnings to open my first all nude male gym. I have to go now, my 72oz. raw steak is waiting for me. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 09, 2000 08:42 PM
Raw steak?? Sassy you wimp...I eat my cows live baby! And I am NOT talking about my men either! IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted June 09, 2000 08:55 PM
Lapdancer....I can't hear you roar because I pulled up prematurely and your thunder thighs tore my ears off. I would like to thank you all for lifting my 350lb balls off the floor. My back had been hurting until I was given a little help. Would love to play but I have to go back to the Chat board so I can spank my monkey. Where's my membership to the all nude gym? Not gay..but wouldn't mine not having to pay money to beat my muscles. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 09, 2000 10:23 PM
Biff - I WARNED YOU ABOUT PULLING UP TOO EARLY DID I NOT? And hey, if you give my name at Sassy's gym - I'll get a free Mercedes. [This message has been edited by skydancer (edited June 09, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 09, 2000 11:36 PM
Yeah well, I just got back from the gym....I had a little case of roid rage while I was there cause I only benced 890 for 20 today...so I went out to my jag, & decided to drive it through the wall into the gym....I proceeded to get out & kick the crap out of all the men in there who were running around naked, or in loinclothes ( they were destracting me during my bench session) and then I left.....came home, kicked back, and put my feet up...ahhh, what a day IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 10, 2000 09:20 AM
FC - I thought the Doc warned you about stacking clam/whey??? But thanks for FINALLY making a doorway big enough for me and my lats to fit through! Hope the Jag is okay. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 760) |
posted June 10, 2000 09:51 AM
hmm..ok ive tried to come up with a picture of how you girls much look..from the info you have given and the image im getting are "The Weather Girls", say it aint so girls..say it aint so..lol ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 11, 2000 04:32 PM
Skydancer--- yeah I know, I am not supposed to stack the 2, but how the hell else am I going to be ready to kick ronnie colemans ass in the next co-ed olympia.... ???? IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 11, 2000 04:40 PM
Hey Fitness Chick, I didn't know you were going to the Co-Ed's this year. I'll see you there in the open heavy weights as well as the mixed pairs (it just happens I'm pairing up with Ronnie this year for a touching couples routine). So prepare to get your ass beaten BIG TIME. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 11, 2000 05:45 PM
what do you mean ronnies posing with you....he said he was posing with me....he told me that after i met him at golds gym.... i just got done training legs with Dorian Yates....I actually out squatted him by 400 pounds....and that was after doing 1600 lb leg pressed....for 50 reps... did i mention I had a broken leg when doing that.....normally that would have me in the rep range of 100 easily....anyway....back to ronnie & who is posing with him...I will make a deal with you.....we will fight to the death to see who gets him....nah....dont wanna let all that muscle ( on us) go to waste so soon....lets have a bench -a- thon to see who wins.... IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 11, 2000 06:16 PM
Too much T FC. Why don't we just do a threesome routine (sounds seedy, doesn't it). I hear Ronnie's really into that kinda thing. The only drawback is how puny you'll look next to me. IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 11, 2000 06:26 PM
For those of you who've been following the post on what the Pro's use, you're probably aware that was actually written about me. For the up-coming Co-Ed's here is the cycle I'm using: 10-7 WEEKS OUT 250 mg sustanon per day 250 mg testopan (enanthate) per day 1000 Deca Durabolin Humatrope Growth Hormone, 6 units per, 6 times a day!! (Five times a week) Long-Acting Insulin 100 units in the morning Fast Acting insulin 25 units per meal (I'm now to scared to eat without insulin) Oxymethelone (whatever type I can get) 5x50mg tabs 300 mcg T3 per day 200-mcg clen (taken five days on 2 days off) Nubain 5 ml a day, 3 times a week (to reduce the addictiveness) Glucophage, taken before workouts, 4,000mg I doIGF-1 but limit it to 4 week cycles as I believe that most of the research on this shows limited length of time of effectiveness.I will then follow 80 mg fluxoetine (prozac) to help with the chemical imbalances and to assist me to keep stress from the drugs down 180 mg Ephedrine Hydrochloride, before workouts 2-6 WEEKS OUT: 4,000 mg Testosterone Propionate 2 vials of Masteron 2 vials of Parabolan 10 tabs of halotestin per day, before training DNP for a week in weeks 6,4 and 2 Clenbuterol on alternating weeks at 400mcg per day T3 400mcg per day Nubain as above Insulin as above Growth Hormone 6 units 6 times per day IGF-1 for the four weeks to week 2 at 100 mcg per day. 100mg of fluxoetine (prozac) Ephedrine as above I estimate the mg's at somewhere around 6,500 to 7,000 mgs a week WEEKS 2 AND FIRST HALF OF WEEK 1: Same as above except the Nubain is dropped, as it is unnecessary, as well as the IGF-1 is dropped. Also one extra ampoule of Parabolan and Masteron per day. LAST THREE DAYS: I use neoton 500, creatine phosphate (its an injectable) in my carb depletion/loading, Two days out I use Lasix (still a favorite) 80 mg four times a day, for two days. What are you gonna do Fitness Chick? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 11, 2000 07:15 PM
YOU LIE>>>>>>>>YOU Take a lot more then that.....those doses are WWWAAAAAYYYYY too low......take those kinds of doses & you will be lucky if you get gaing equal to Ronnies......You are double his size.....Me, hell, I am probably 4 of Ronnie put together.... IP: Logged |
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AZ Trainer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted June 12, 2000 04:27 AM
Wow, you all are so impressive. My normal routine is so simple comparitively. After a morning breakfast of a dozen twinkies (I can eat what ever I like and never add an ounce of fat) I have my pilot fly the copter over to the gym. After my two trainers (Buffy and Misty) stretch me out, I do a few sets of whatever muscle group for the day... my body responds so much, that I only need to do two exercises for two sets and I still grow like crazy... course when you are benching 700 for reps, you are doing some work. After Buffy and Misty dry me off and give me a therapuetic massage (did I mention they are both top notch body builders too?), we usually go to McDonalds for some lunch and out protein fix. Then the girls beg me to let them give me oral sex, which I sometimes allow (oh, did I mention I am dating Monica Brandt?) since I want to be somewhat faithful. Then its back in the copter and back to the mansion where there are never ending pool parties with Monica and her friends.... OK, I need to get back to work, I am buying out Microsoft from some fellow named Bill....hmmm, Bill something or other. Good luck in all your training ladies, let me know if you need a lift some time (referring to the copter... I am not really into that lifting fetish thing LOL) IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 12, 2000 03:48 PM
Give me a break Fitness Chick. It IS my FIRST cycle after all. I'm so naturally well endowed that I've never really considered using any supplements before. But I think I've plateaued at 385 lbs, 5'5" and 2% bf. So I'm trying a few things out, but starting slowly. Besides, as my good buddy Flex always says, it's not all about mass, quality counts for a lot too, and I've got that to spare. See Ya P.S. What do you make of that AZ Trainer guy? Is he a friend of yours? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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AZ Trainer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted June 12, 2000 04:31 PM
LOL, no MS, I am not a friend of Fitness Chick, but after seeing her pic, I wish I was! Seriously, FC, you do look great, glad the hard work is paying off... And honestly I was more impressed with everyones actual stats and lifts on the member post... there indeed are some very fit people on this site. But back to the fun I was bummed, my biceps have only gotten up to 25", after doing my 4 sets of biceps, I was hoping they were going to get up to 26... am I doing something wrong? Maybe I need to up my weights.. I only used 315 on straight bar today, and a couple of sets of incline db curls with 130s... Well I look for some helpful tips IP: Logged |
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SassyS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted June 12, 2000 04:45 PM
You all are such total losers! I have gained 100lbs. of muscle since this posting first came out, and I'm not done by far. (It helps when all the naked guys at my gym give me such wonderful encouragement) Anyway, back to work. I have muscle spoors in the petri dish and I am worried about industrial espionage from my competitors. IP: Logged |
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AZ Trainer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted June 12, 2000 09:05 PM
Sorry Sassy, while you were typing your message, I snuck in and stole your petri dish I really has done wonders... my arms have gone up two more inches and I have added 50 lbs just since this am (now up to 480, with a 1% bf of course) the only thing is, how was that stuff engineered? I have suddenly developed D sized breasts... guess I should have read about your research more  By the way, does anyone know where you can find a 58 D bra? IP: Logged |
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Steelsoldier Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 200) |
posted June 12, 2000 09:28 PM
WARLOBO WILL STRIKE DOWN ON ALL OF YOU! YOU WILL ALL SOON PAY FOR YOUR REMARKS AND PHONY CLAIMS OF POWER AND GEAR!!!YOU ALL WILL BE SENTENCED TO LIFE IN BODYBUILDING HELL!!(LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE THE BEST GAINS ON EARTH ARE REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN MADE THERE) "Yet another soldier in irongods army" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 12, 2000 09:40 PM
Do you think I have time to delete this post before he gets back from the gym? I THINK YOUR TO LATE - YOUR TIME HAS COME MS. WE WILL DEAL WITH YOU IN DUE COURSE!!! Lobo [This message has been edited by WarLobo (edited June 13, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 12, 2000 10:31 PM
uh oh...the mice have been playing while the cat is away...what will the mods think of us now??? he he he IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 617) |
posted June 13, 2000 12:38 AM
WarLobo as returned - BWAAHHHHH HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 13, 2000 03:10 AM
.....and he is here & cleaning house ..... IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 760) |
posted June 13, 2000 09:38 AM
You know he loves when his women has been bad  ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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SassyS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted June 13, 2000 09:58 AM
AZ.. that was not my muscle petri dish you stole, it was my gyno. dish! LOL I made one of those up for silly men such as yourself. Your breasts will steadily increase, then they will drop down to your navel. Steel.. don't fear us. heehee IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 13, 2000 11:46 AM
LOL! Sassy you've got a wicked sense of humor...I like it! IP: Logged |
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AZ Trainer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted June 13, 2000 05:57 PM
Darn Sassy when I am done feeling myself up, I am going to get back at you! could be a while though LOL anyone hit 1000 on bench yet? I feel wimpy just using 700 for reps.. need to up my intensity I guess IP: Logged |
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JayeLynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 119) |
posted June 13, 2000 06:20 PM
Damn, just had another 250# increase in my squats but there's no more room for any more weights...so I started doing them one-legged. Incorporating some of Poloquins latest strength research, I'm finding some incredible gains by combining the one-legged squat with an Arnold press on the opposite arm. Ripped both legs in my shorts and had to cut the arm holes bigger in my shirt cause it was starting to cut off circulation. Had to comsume 300 grams of protein immediately (mixed in with 2 dozen raw egg whites), a 5# bag of potatoes, and a cup of flax oil. Now I'm just horny. **how'd I do?** ------------------ IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 13, 2000 08:33 PM
jayelynn, you better watch out, the last person I knew who consumed that combo of food in that short amount of time actually combusted due to the large amount of muscle growth...let us know if you are okay. IP: Logged |
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JayeLynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 119) |
posted June 13, 2000 09:52 PM
spinning out of control actually, but that's on a more serious note. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 13, 2000 10:07 PM
You all had better watch out if you're telling fibs. The Curse of the MOD hit me this morning. I went to bed last night at 325 lbs, 2%bf and woke up this morning at 200 lbs, 32%bf, and most of the fat was cellulite! I will never cross WarLobo again, and I suggest you all learn from my bad fortune. P.S. If you want some of the BEST australian steroids money can buy, email me right now! I ship international airmail from New Zealand (US customs would NEVER suspect anything unpure or illegal would come from New Zealand). I have the best prices in the world, including lots of free stuff, and will even throw in a natural wool hand-knit sweater and a leg of lamb with orders over US$500! But hurry. This offer is subject to availability and won't last long. IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 13, 2000 10:27 PM
Hah, you didnt fool me, I read the fine print....Thats not real wool, its a like-wool substance, and your leg of lamb hasnt been bred & fed with any sort of steroids or Growth hormone, what BS...who wants to bother....as for your air mail, I work for customs & I just put an alert on all shipments from new zealand, so your plot is foiled ( i also asked them to hold all intercepted mail & send to me asap so I can get bigger for my coed show with Ronnie Coleman) IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 13, 2000 10:29 PM
You're a BIG TIME fat-assed bitch. GRRRRR IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 13, 2000 10:44 PM
no, thats you after the curse of the mod...you said so yourself..... IP: Logged |
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Eramthgin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 143) |
posted June 13, 2000 11:12 PM
There is nothing wrong with FC ass. IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 14, 2000 12:12 AM
thanks IP: Logged |
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Bunny55 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 117) |
posted June 14, 2000 09:48 AM
Have we covered who has the biggest boobs yet?? Bunny IP: Logged |
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JayeLynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 119) |
posted June 14, 2000 10:25 AM
pffft. Like who really needs boobs?! My pecs are so large that boobs would just mess up my profile. Besides, who wants a bunch of flabby old tissue that doesn't have any muscle in it???? My nipples are hard as a rock and I can make them rotate in circles (in opposite directions of each other) just by exercising my superior control of ripped muscle fibre and unimpeded transmission of electo-chemical impulses...which also happen to exceed the average current found in 220v outlet. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted June 14, 2000 12:37 PM
Who needs Boobs? uuugghhhh...Strippers, nurses, female porn stars, thong models, all females in South Beach, and most importantly...BiffBoom's line of eyesight. Without staring at Boobs all day..my eyesight would fall out of focus. Damn..I'm a guy and I do NO WHERE as much juice as you all. YOU SCARE ME!! IP: Logged |
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JayeLynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 119) |
posted June 14, 2000 01:09 PM
Better yet, lets talk about who is the biggest boob! I vote for Biff. I think Biff would be easily pacified ( and probably just as productive) with a set of implants stuck between his eyes and his eyewear. It would certainly put new meaning to the term 'playing with yourself' eh? Step aside boob boy! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SassyS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted June 14, 2000 02:41 PM
JL, I slipped Biff some of my Gyno. Molecules (patent pending), thats why his boobs are so HUGE! I, on the other hand no longer need breasts. I had them removed, they were just getting in the way of my 2000 lb. bench press. I am going to be holding a competition at my nude male gym next week and we will be pressing a VW mini-van filled with as many clowns as we can fit inside of it. MS.. could you please send me 12 AS filled sweaters? I want them for awards. IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted June 14, 2000 03:06 PM
NO wonder I keep tripping..Those boobs I'm looking at are.....MINE!! No boob between my eyes please..I already have a pimple and it hurts.. IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 617) |
posted June 15, 2000 02:06 PM
For your rebellious actions while I was on an important mission... As of today, for all subjects who partook of this thread, I'm going to change all of your handles... From now on: MS is PMS Just because Iron God is not here to defend himself and didn't post to this thread, he is now Tin Man. hehehe WarLobo........ is one hell of a guy and you will all have to come up with your own name flame :p IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 15, 2000 03:14 PM
Warlobo, you just made me laugh so hard....I actually had to call Irongod at work & read this to him.....in defense of tin man, he was away in canada & came home last night... you are all awesome.....except you warlob, I mean lobo tamy IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 760) |
posted June 15, 2000 03:18 PM
hrmf...MrsClam huh...well pass the bongos daddyo. ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 127) |
posted June 15, 2000 03:23 PM
hmmm WarLobo - warlip, hairlip, lobotomy, wornout....hmmm IP: Logged |
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PT101 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 45) |
posted June 15, 2000 03:29 PM
If I get the handle right. If not ignore the flame WarLobo = C3PO IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted June 15, 2000 03:43 PM
bLoW-aro IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 795) |
posted June 15, 2000 03:50 PM
man, how the hell am I supposed to go train today & get a good workout with a limp noodle & a tin man. I am a fat turkey so I cant exactly lead the workout....HEHE IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 617) |
posted June 15, 2000 04:45 PM
Oh, you all are good! Lobotomy... HAH! However, I was rather disapointed with the Tin Man handle - to easy. Just could not think of anything until I had a solid 1/2 chicken meal for lunch. Then it hit me! Pot Metal Mortal!!!! Late Lobo-rific! IP: Logged |
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AZ Trainer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted June 16, 2000 01:15 AM
well since I am Un Trainable I can continue to make blasphemous comments LOL of course when you have a 23" neck, it can support a pretty big head ------------------ IP: Logged |
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