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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 252)	posted May 23, 2000 03:28 AM MrMuscle walks into a bar and sees THE STEEL BEAST sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face MrMuscle says "STEEL BEAST, what are you so happy for?" "Well MrMuscle, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, MrMuscle, tits out to here! She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, MrMuscle. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, MrMuscle, she couldn't swim!!." The next day MrMuscle walks into a bar and sees THE STEEL BEAST sitten at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. MrMuscle says "What are you so happy about today STEEL BEAST ?" "Well MrMuscle... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, MrMuscle, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, MrMuscle, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, MrMuscle, she couldn't swim!!!!." A couple days pass and MrMuscle walks into a bar and sees THE STEEL BEAST down there cryin over a beer. MrMuscle says "STEEL BEAST , what are you so sad for?" "Well MrMuscle, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, MrMuscle, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" "Sure you can have a ride in my boat. "So I took her way out, MrMuscle, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. She pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, MrMuscle!!! She had a great BIG dick!!! And MrMuscle, I CAN'T SWIM!!!" Hehe im sorry STEEL i jusr couldnt helo myself..Please dont hurt me ------------------ "Pain is only weakness leaving your body!" http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243)	posted May 23, 2000 03:55 AM I DONT GET IT. IP: Logged
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 252)	posted May 23, 2000 04:14 AM hehehe what a shocker ------------------ "Pain is only weakness leaving your body!" http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243)	posted May 23, 2000 04:24 AM CONVERSATION OVERHEARD AT MR MUSCLES HOUSE: SCENE:MR MUSCLE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR... MR MUSCLE:IM MR MUSCLE WHO ARE YOU? IM MR.MUSCLE IN THE GAY PINK AND LIGHT BLUE. IM MR.MUSCLE WATCH ME FLEX IM MR. MUSCLE IM THE MASTER OF ANAL SEX. IM MR. MUSCLE THE ONE WITH A BUTTOCKS SO FIRM. IM MR. MUSCLE THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE RICHARD SIMMONS WITH A PERM. IM MR. MUSCLE AND WHEN I DO DB PRESSES ITS WITH THE TWENTIES. IM MR.MUSCLE I JUST BOUGHT A NEW PACK OF FLOWERED PANTIES. IM MR. MUSCLE I TEND TO SMILE MY FRUITY SMILE ALL DAY. IM MR. MUSCLE I GUESS WHY THATS PEOPLE WONDER WHY IM SO GIDDY AND GAY. IM MR.MUSCLE AND YES IM A CURL CHEATER IM MR.MUSCLE OH HOW I LOOK SO SWEET IN MY RAINBOW COLORED WIFE BEATER. IM MR.MUSCLE I SQUAT TO PEE. IM MR.MUSCLE AND LAST WEEK I COULDNT BENCH 150. IM MR MUSCLE. AND DONT YOU FORGET. IM MR MUSCLE. HEY GUY WITH THE DOG POST!!I MAKE A NICE PET. IM MR.MUSCLE THE ONE YOU SCOFF. IM MR MUSCLE I DONT NEED A WOMEN TO JACK ME OFF. IM MR MUSCLE AND I COULD GO ON AND ON. IM MR MUSCLE I THINK MY WORK HERE IS DONE. IM MR MUSCLE AND I APOLOGIZE TO STEEL BEAST. IM MR MUSCLE AND I KNOW HES THE BADDEST MOFO ON THE EAST. -------------------------------------------------YOU LIKE APPLES MR . MUSCLE? HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? HAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ----------------------------------------------DISCLAIMER:NO OFFENSE TO ANY OF YOU. IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243)	posted May 23, 2000 04:34 AM HAHAHAAHAH IM THE WINNER IP: Logged
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 252)	posted May 23, 2000 04:42 AM hehehe yeah you are the man...but just one question..how did you know all that??? just remember..payback's a bitch...hehe just you wait bro ------------------ "Pain is only weakness leaving your body!" http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243)	posted May 23, 2000 04:44 AM HEHEH THIS IS FUN IP: Logged
ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174)	posted May 23, 2000 01:13 PM oh shit... i can't stop laughing. i like that boat joke MrMuscle. thats funny shit IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243)	posted May 23, 2000 02:50 PM IM STILL THE WINNER IP: Logged
ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174)	posted May 23, 2000 02:59 PM i don't know steel beast, he got you pretty good with that first one... you need to hit him with something stronger than that! IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243)	posted May 23, 2000 03:02 PM I DONT GET IT. IP: Logged
ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174)	posted May 23, 2000 03:11 PM you don't get the joke... IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243)	posted May 23, 2000 03:13 PM I DONT GET IT. IP: Logged
ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174)	posted May 23, 2000 03:17 PM it means that the brunette anally mutilated you... does that help? IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243)	posted May 23, 2000 03:21 PM BUT HOW.I OWNED THE BOAT AND I IKNOW ITS ILLEGAL NOT TO WEAR A LIFEJACKET SO IT WOULDNT MATTER IF I COULD SWIM OR NOT.NO WHERE DOES IT STATE THAT THIS TYPE OF SEXUAL BEHAVIOR WENT ON.NOW DISSECTING THE PUNCHLINE IS A PRECARIOUS MATTER AND IS KEY TO LETTING THE JOKE RUN SMOOTHLY. THIS JOKE RIGHT HERE IS ONE OF THOSE THAT A FRIEND STARTS TO TELL YOU AND BY THE TIME HE GETS A QUARTER OF THE WAY THROUGH IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND YOUR LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR STUPID RAMBLINGS ALREADY BECAUSE IM NOT PAYING ATTENTION OR ANYONE ELSE IS.ITS ONE OF THOSE ONES YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR.I STILL DONT GET IT.HAH IP: Logged
ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174)	posted May 23, 2000 03:24 PM your a tough crowd steel beast, i'd hate to be the comedian trying to make you laugh! IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243)	posted May 23, 2000 03:32 PM I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH .HEHEHF;LKJWHGPKJSAHGSAPHNDA;LKIJ;LDUSIPOTJREIU09ETUIJ'PLIPOH[RO TL[ DFLKG'8YUE09TUIF'P IP: Logged
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 252)	posted May 23, 2000 03:35 PM hehehe you freaking weirdo ------------------ "Pain is only weakness leaving your body!" http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged
Motorhed Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 53)	posted May 23, 2000 03:44 PM another classic!!! IP: Logged
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 252)	posted May 24, 2000 06:43 AM bump ------------------ "Pain is only weakness leaving your body!" http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged

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