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 Has anyone ever beaten a polygraph?
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Secret Agent Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1) |
posted May 18, 2000 01:22 AM
 
Just out of curiosity have you and how did you? IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 888) |
posted May 18, 2000 01:33 AM
Polygraphs are not admissible in court. Is this for a job? regardless, polygraphs measure your body's reaction to questions - increase in heart rate and blood pressure, etc. The way to do it - it's like giving a speech - practice. Have your friends practice asking you questions that you'd have to lie about (drug use, affairs, prior arrests, etc.) Practice being asked questions and answering them. If you can control your body, you can tell them you are from Pluto and it will pass you. Matt IP: Logged |
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Rich1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 340) |
posted May 18, 2000 05:13 AM
Here's some advise, take 50 mg of lopressor your BP won't raise a bit, and your heart beat won't jump at all no matter what, no problem bro.. If it's job related fuck your employer, quit I won't work for a company that doesn't believe in me. To answer Bunny's question below, Lopressor is a beta blocker, used to lower BP. Flaten your heart rate, and lower your BP. It would work well, with 5 mg of valium and your home free, hey it worked for Bill C...That man never sweats tough questions unlike Dick Nixon. [This message has been edited by Rich1 (edited May 24, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Bunny55 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 53) |
posted May 18, 2000 09:35 AM
What is lopressor?? Where can I get it?? I have been told that Xanex works well. Bunny "This is who we are" IP: Logged |
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beercan Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 44) |
posted May 18, 2000 12:33 PM
I heard this works..... Say they ask if you've used steriods in the past 5 years (or whatever)..... Ask yourself a question in your head, one that's an obvious no....Like, "Is n'sync my favorite band?" Then, answer that question out loud..... IP: Logged |
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studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 906) |
posted May 18, 2000 12:55 PM
There used to be guys on the board who beat the polygraph. This is how they did it: They stuck a pin in their skin right before they had to be tested. I would go for a tac in the shoe or something. I guess since your so uncomfortable, the test does not come out right. My friend and I are getting tested on Sunday, but we have never juiced before so it will be easy to pass. Good Luck ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 888) |
posted May 19, 2000 01:43 AM
Xanax can be effective but if you have never taken it, it can be a little disorienting. Matt IP: Logged |
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easton Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 93) |
posted May 19, 2000 06:41 AM
some guy told me to put icy hot on your nuts, i think it might work since youll be really fucking agitated, but i wouldnt chance it, it would suck to fail it AND burn your sack for nothing...anyway, what i hear is that its all about who administers it...they have to establish control and make you fear lying...if you do not fear him or the test, you can say anything...i took one a year ago, and i was planning on lying, but i got in there and the guy did his job, scared the shit out of me, plus im not a good liar at all, so i just melted...now all the things people say to do, the tack in the shoe, if it helps you think you can pass it and not worry, then thats why it works, its all mental... IP: Logged |
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 3159) |
posted May 19, 2000 11:01 AM
All those things can work, but the best way to beat them is to convince yourself that what you'll say is the truth. It's not a lie to the machine if you don't think it's a lie. It's really not hard to do at all. IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 888) |
posted May 19, 2000 03:13 PM
E2, That's what I was saying - PRACTICE. Have a friend ask you questions about touchy subjects, like past drug use or AS or whatever you will probably be lying about. Once you can be comfortable saying it, you've defeated the test. Matt IP: Logged |
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slim jim Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted May 20, 2000 11:02 PM
I HAVE HAD FRIENDS THAT TOOK THEM. LISTEN EACH TIME THEY ASK YOU A QUESTION TAKE A DEEP BREATH THEN ANSWER THE QUESTION. THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH OR NOT. IF ITS REALLY SERIOUS PUT A TACK IN YOUR SHOE, PRESS ON IT WHEN THEY ASK YOU QUESTIONS LIKE WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING AND SO FOURTH. IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 290) |
posted May 22, 2000 11:42 AM
I had heard a couple valium totally stabilizes the vitals. IP: Logged |
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shmucko Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 66) |
posted May 22, 2000 03:35 PM
Some of the biggest names caught here spying for the Soviet Union all passed yearly polygraphs. They only work if your honest. So practice your lies and don't give a shit. Also take Xanax. IP: Logged |
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slabcat Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted May 24, 2000 11:47 AM
E-2 I like the George Costanza metodology also. "It's not a lie if you believe it". ------------------ IP: Logged |
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