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spoonman
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 175)
posted April 23, 2000 08:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spoonman   Click Here to Email spoonman     Edit/Delete Message
Top Ten things that you should never have to see at the gym but always do


10) 410 pounds squeezed into spandex

9) a hot fuckin blond with fake tits working out right in front of you as you are doing your heavy bench

8) a leotard thong on a 250lb ass

7) the guy who lifts his shirt in the mirror after every set of abs

6) 110 lb little shits with rolled up sleeves on arm day

5) a hot fuckin brunette working out on the leg spreader while you have to do a heavy squat

4) the high 5 that two dickheads do to each other after the worst possible poorly executed "heavy" lift

3) anyone wearing a "Personal Trainer" shirt that looks like Pee Wee Herman

2) ass sweat stains


And the muber one thing:


60 year old white-haired, floor hanging, shriveled up pair of balls that come waltzing fresh out of the shower

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Capt'n_Crunch
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 136)
posted April 23, 2000 09:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Capt'n_Crunch   Click Here to Email Capt'n_Crunch     Edit/Delete Message
LMAO.....hahaha you a funny dude spoon....hahahaha

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greenhouse
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 174)
posted April 23, 2000 11:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for greenhouse   Click Here to Email greenhouse     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 43682495
A very close 2nd to the first top 10. NICE!

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Roy Batty
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 93)
posted April 23, 2000 12:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roy Batty   Click Here to Email Roy Batty     Edit/Delete Message
Tha's funny shit spoonman. Can always count on your posts for a laugh.

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Cleaner
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 104)
posted April 23, 2000 12:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cleaner   Click Here to Email Cleaner     Edit/Delete Message
Ok, I gotta tell this story because it fits here. Last night I go to the local chain book store to and finf a good book on AS. No luck - anyway while there this ass, who was 5'7'' and 350 pounds comes up and starts going off to his girl. She is like 5'4'' and rounder than him. He going off on weight lift - knowing im right thier, and starts looking at all the martial arts books, that are right next to the stuff I'm looking at. Well he saying a bunch off crap which I'm stop hearing along time ago. Anyway he finds a book on are you ready ------ power yoga and tells his fat chic. This is just what we have been looking for. Then he starts telling her it low impact and that it will work the muscle from the inside. I'm losing it and I notice the girl wasn't buying it either. They bought the freakin book, I will never be able to understand stupid. I wanted to give the guy a sign. Maybe the guy should cut back to two whoopers at a time!!!!
P.S. I have nothing against yoga.

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Roy Batty
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted April 23, 2000 12:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roy Batty   Click Here to Email Roy Batty     Edit/Delete Message
Cleaner,
hahahaha. I can just see that picture in my head.

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TEXASAMM
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted April 23, 2000 03:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TEXASAMM   Click Here to Email TEXASAMM     Edit/Delete Message
yeah that kinda shit happrns to me all the time. they feel the need to try and show u up in front of their girls or friends. SAMM

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300 kleen
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 444)
posted April 27, 2000 08:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 300 kleen   Click Here to Email 300 kleen     Edit/Delete Message
bump

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max258
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted April 27, 2000 09:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for max258     Edit/Delete Message
That was some funny stuff.

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