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my wife got a boob job, now i'm going to get butt fucked

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Elvis P.

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Since my wife and i started dating about 3 years ago she always had a fasination with using a strap on with me. I always said " no way in hell". well i was always asking for her to get a boob job and she always said "no way in hell". Then on day she said she would get a boob job if I let her do that thing that i dont even want to mention to my ass. I wanted her to have big tits so bad that i said ok. but you cant do it untill after the surgery. I never thought she would really get her boob done. well the day has come gentlemen. she has had the surgery and she looks great. she also has paid a visit to the local sex shop and bought and 7' strap on dildo. Tonight i'm to pay the piper. I'm scared.
 
Boy I wish you luck, hope you realize the shit you're in now. You're gonna feel what some inmates did. Be a gentleman at least have a complete enema before lol:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
well, good luck to ya bro.......let us know how you turn out!!......er, I mean how it turns out!!!:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


ps. you should at least make her toss your salad before she puts that thing in you......:D
 
When i walk by the bedroom i see it laying there on the bed with a big bottle of lube next to it. oh dear god....
 
Elvis P. said:
When i walk by the bedroom i see it laying there on the bed with a big bottle of lube next to it. oh dear god....
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:spit: ok stop it now, you're making my sides hurt here.........the jaws theme just popped into my head:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Elvis P. said:
she has had the surgery and she looks great. she also has paid a visit to the local sex shop and bought and 7' strap on dildo. Tonight i'm to pay the piper. I'm scared.
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Wow! A seven foot dildo? Those boobs must look tremendous.

LOL

Let us know how it turns out, or how she turns you out?
 
Oh dude...............dude.................why? Be happy its a big bottle of lube, use lots on oyou and the COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Be concentrated and relax for THE COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Be sure she doesn't think its a rodeo event or payback, talk to her first about THE COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Have a good night and keep us informed of how THE COCK WENT UP YOUR ASS
 
:devil:
Why are you sweating this? I think the thought appealed to you or you wouldn't have agreed to it in the first place. What's next for you? Maybe she has a few boy friends for you to blow.
 
Bigsatan13 said:
:devil:
Why are you sweating this? I think the thought appealed to you or you wouldn't have agreed to it in the first place. What's next for you? Maybe she has a few boy friends for you to blow.
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I hope you're enjoying those new boobs.

You're really taking it in the ass (literally) on that one.

:FRlol: :horny:
 
Man o man screw that !!! whats she gonna do if you say no?? have them removed? If she was so opposed to having them she would not have gotten them. So she gets to walk around with her new found confidence and you get to walk around like you just got fucked in the ass. Ohh wait you did. he hee
 
take a nasty shit b4 bed time...perhaps she will have second thoughts;or if the shit is a success,well the it might totally turn her OFF...remember my friend,there's always a solution...hope it works...---hehehe---funny shit though;(NO PUN INTENDED)...
 
my dad always told me:



"son, be careful of what u wish for,.......for one day you will surely GET IT!"





relax and use LOTS of lube!
 
No............No..........Fuck that, don't go through with it. I'm usually a man of my word, but if I were in your shoes I would have to say hell no. Better yet, before she plugs your ass with that thing, tell her how you've always wanted to choke the shit out of her and do it!!! Hell no....couldn't...wouldn't....shouldn't put anything 7" in my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
HOLY F**K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro, I'm sorry, sort of. I can't stop laughing. Video tape it and preview it hear for your fellow elite bros.

BWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This post should be archived under "you won't believe it".

Good luck (I would'nt want to be you, at least not tonight)
 
When she's done giving you the ramrod, ask her to do something for you...
Take the strap-on and put it on above your cock and ride her on a two way street. Put the dildo in HER ASS and bang her like there is no tomorrow with your member in her lovehole...
She'll love you like no other man....
 
I'm still laughing at his post from last night when he said she had it lying on the bed with a bottle of lube next to it........that's fucking CLASSIC!!! you can just hear the jaws theme as the "ass ramming" hour draws nearer and nearer!!! oh fuck I'm laughing again
 
hey everyone- well I dont know where to start. Last night went as planed. It was about 10:00 pm after she cooked dinner and we put down a bottle of wine that she made her move on me. We ended up in the bedroom where she suited up for her event. I layed on the bed and i have to admit that i was scared...i felt the gender role switch so fast... She stood there with this big dildo straped on and lubed the fucker up. she then placed me in the fetal position. At this point i rememberd when i was about 16 and i went to Dr Ratterman to get checked out because i had a hemroid and he stuck his finger in my ass and he told me to take deap breaths. So this is what i did, i started to take deap breaths and then i felt it going in. it really hurt at first and she had to stop untill the pain went away. The she worked the rest of it in. I feel sick talking about this. The only thing i can say is that it felt like a big piece of shit was goin out of me and then it was sucked back in... I'm done taling about this.
 
Elvis P. said:
hey everyone- well I dont know where to start. Last night went as planed. It was about 10:00 pm after she cooked dinner and we put down a bottle of wine that she made her move on me. We ended up in the bedroom where she suited up for her event. I layed on the bed and i have to admit that i was scared...i felt the gender role switch so fast... She stood there with this big dildo straped on and lubed the fucker up. she then placed me in the fetal position. At this point i rememberd when i was about 16 and i went to Dr Ratterman to get checked out because i had a hemroid and he stuck his finger in my ass and he told me to take deap breaths. So this is what i did, i started to take deap breaths and then i felt it going in. it really hurt at first and she had to stop untill the pain went away. The she worked the rest of it in. I feel sick talking about this. The only thing i can say is that it felt like a big piece of shit was goin out of me and then it was sucked back in... I'm done taling about this.
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poor guy.....she didn't even at least warm you up with her tongue huh??, obviously an amateur!!! And why would you be in the fetal position?? Doesn't sound too comfortable to me, and I'd want to AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE with something like that. How did she like it? Does she want to do it again??:confused:
 
she had an orgasm from doing this.....she really likes it :( I told her she got to do what she wanted but its not going to happen again. Tonight she took an oakley grip of a bike handle and put it on the end of the dildo and wants to use it on me that way.....i have created a monster.
 
Elvis P. said:
she had an orgasm from doing this.....she really likes it :( I told her she got to do what she wanted but its not going to happen again. Tonight she took an oakley grip of a bike handle and put it on the end of the dildo and wants to use it on me that way.....i have created a monster.
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ok...now you're just messing around. Funny story though bro........and how exactly would a woman get an orgasm from putting on a strap on??
 
I'm sad to say that i'm not messing around. everything that i have said is true. The oakley grip even took me by suprise. i dont know if she is serious...she just takes the thing and wings is around in the air like she is zena the princess warrior and hollers at me while she laughs...i'm not going to let het do it again but it was worth getting the bigboobs for. she's pretty and has a great body...the boobs were the one thing she was missing. all said and done...i'm not sorry about the whole thing but i dont want to get butt fucked again.
 
allright...I'll play along with this, even though I suspect this is just for a good laugh.......first off, you are buttfucking HER right?? Or at least have plans to in the IMMEDIATE FUTURE right?? Hell, the only way I'd let my wife do that to me is if I could turn around and rip her a new one right back.....none of this "I got implants" crap. Those implants are as much for her benefit as they are for yours. I highly doubt she's walking around going "damn these things suck!!!"........so get the lube bottle back out, but inform her that it's going IN HER ASS this time!! And I still think you should take a picture of her with that thing hanging off of her and post it here (face edited of course, wouldn't want a colleague to recognize your wife:D ) and also, please explain again how SHE got an orgasm from pumping your ass with a dildo???
 
I'm sharing this info becasue i can even find the humor in all of this.. to answere your question. yes i have stuck it in her ass. That was one of the first things i started doing with her when we started sleeping with eachother. She loves getting it in the ass, she will orgasm from that also. she orgasms very easy though. she will come home from work and change into new panties becasue she came in her pants at work buy just thinking about sex....its crazzy. a little wiggle here and a wiggle there and she is off and running. so buy playing out her fantasy she got so turned on that she came...she also said that she could feel the base of that evil thing pressing up on her and she liked that also.
 
Elvis P. said:
she had an orgasm from doing this.....she really likes it :( I told her she got to do what she wanted but its not going to happen again. Tonight she took an oakley grip of a bike handle and put it on the end of the dildo and wants to use it on me that way.....i have created a monster.
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you're screwed.......
 
manny78 said:


you're screwed.......
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yeah, he just might be........just make sure you're giving it her as much as she's giving it to you. You should get your wife to post here dude, she sounds like a SUPER freak.....would definitely be entertaining to hear her talk about her little "fetish"......:lmao: :lmao:
 
Stanknogger said:
I dont get it, u fuck her in the ass right? so why is she supposed to like it up her ass bur u arent?
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don't get me wrong, I see the point of that statement.....but men typically don't take objects up their asses. But it is his wife.....so if it works for the two of them, more power to em.
 
Elvis P. said:
I'm sad to say that i'm messing around. everything that i have said is true. The oakley grip even took me by suprise....i'm not sorry about the whole thing but i want to butt fucked again.
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Ooooo, doctored up it's even nastier isn't it?
 
Elvis P. said:
I'm sad to say that i'm not messing around. everything that i have said is true. The oakley grip even took me by suprise. i dont know if she is serious...she just takes the thing and wings is around in the air like she is zena the princess warrior and hollers at me while she laughs...i'm not going to let het do it again but it was worth getting the bigboobs for. she's pretty and has a great body...the boobs were the one thing she was missing. all said and done...i'm not sorry about the whole thing but i dont want to get butt fucked again.
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Oakley grip?

Do you ride, or is this just for anal pleasures??

:D :p
 
Elvis P. said:
she just takes the thing and wings is around in the air like she is zena the princess warrior and hollers at me while she laughs
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ROTFLMAO


I haven't laughed this hard in a long time...:goof: :goof: :goof: :goof: :goof:
 
Wow. I've heard of guys getting fucked by their girlfriends, but usually not LITERALLY. She'd better go slow!
 
Kahn said:
Oh dude...............dude.................why? Be happy its a big bottle of lube, use lots on oyou and the COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Be concentrated and relax for THE COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Be sure she doesn't think its a rodeo event or payback, talk to her first about THE COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Have a good night and keep us informed of how THE COCK WENT UP YOUR ASS
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LOL
 
L.A.X said:
No............No..........Fuck that, don't go through with it. I'm usually a man of my word, but if I were in your shoes I would have to say hell no. Better yet, before she plugs your ass with that thing, tell her how you've always wanted to choke the shit out of her and do it!!! Hell no....couldn't...wouldn't....shouldn't put anything 7" in my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SOOOOOO...are you saying if it was less than 7" that would be okay?;)
 
I'm doing great..thanks for asking. my wife and i have come to an agreament. she cant use that fuckig dildo any more but i have given the ok for her to use her finger when ever she wants to. i actualy kind of like the finger...and she has settled for that...everything is great on the home front.
 
My relationship with the dildo never grew to a point where i named it. The dildo that she bought was black.....so it probably would have been named jamaul or something if our relationship grew to that point.
 
Elvis P. said:
My relationship with the dildo never grew to a point where i named it. The dildo that she bought was black.....so it probably would have been named jamaul or something if our relationship grew to that point.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Oh shit dude, you're killin me, stop!!:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Dude, i hate to say this but if it made her cum. She is going to want to do it again. Next time you want a blow job real bad or maybe a 3some or something extra kinky. She going to say OK but I get to fuck your ass again.

You midaswell start stretching that fucker out because you are going to be getting fuck for life.

nautica
 
This is a great thread. I suspect you're pulling our chains, but even if you aren't it's still great. More power to ya, if it's true, if you found another way to get off with the wife. And there's a good reason why the finger feels good, EP -- the prostate gland. I've known other guys who liked that, believe me.
 
wyst said:
This is a great thread. I suspect you're pulling our chains, but even if you aren't it's still great. More power to ya, if it's true, if you found another way to get off with the wife. And there's a good reason why the finger feels good, EP -- the prostate gland. I've known other guys who liked that, believe me.
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I agree, as funny as it is.....it's cool to see a couple trying out new shit, that's what keeps marriages fresh. For me however, I'll have the girl stick mainly with fingers and tongue (I really love the tongue;) ) But hey, if the strap on feels good, more power to ya!! Just don't EVER let it slip to your boys, and make sure she's got a gag order on her with her friends. Shit like that would get around the whole damn city in less than 24 hrs. If you're not careful....you'll walk into work one day and the guys will be like "Hey Elvis <snicker snicker> you alright man??<snicker snicker snicker> you're walkin kind of funny <barely controlling it now> you didn't get assfucked last night or anything like that did ya?? <riotous non-stop laughter all day long>" or "hey elvis <vibrator sound> " :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
You're in trouble now because she's tasted the power that comes with ramming someone in the ass. If she really liked it, chances are she will one day decide to look for some freaky anally receptive dude to keep on the side if you keep turning her down. I say, if you want to keep her, you're going to just have to back that ass up and eat some pillow once in a while, sister!
 
HamHock said:
You're in trouble now because she's tasted the power that comes with ramming someone in the ass. If she really liked it, chances are she will one day decide to look for some freaky anally receptive dude to keep on the side if you keep turning her down. I say, if you want to keep her, you're going to just have to back that ass up and eat some pillow once in a while, sister!
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Exactly.....If you don't keep her happy she will just have to find it somewhere else.

hehe
dragonmona
 
I don't believe you when you say she backed down and is just ASS FINGER BANGING you now!

So Elvis has she moved up to doing DP dildos on you yet? Or is she still stretching you out? You two should really go out on the Freak Sex Circuit! There is a lot of money to be made with your expertise of getting Butt Fucked by BIG BLACK SILICON PENISES!
 
SHE! got bigger boobs and gets to fuck you up your ass. i think you are getting the shorter end of the stick.
(well at least till you being ass fucked my a 7inch dildo.)
 
Elvis P. said:
When i walk by the bedroom i see it laying there on the bed with a big bottle of lube next to it. oh dear god....
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Well take that fucker and throw it out the window!!! holy God you are in a fucked up situation!
 
If your wife wants to bang you in the ass with a strap-on then she has stopped respecting you as a man long ago.
 
...and if she stopped respecting you, she's definately playing you out with someone else...

...and even using the same dildo with him too.
 
Whatever, its not like you havn't thought about in the locker room before. Get in tune with your body. You work it so hard to make it what it is, enjoy it and share it.

Maybe she'd be doing you a favor. A relationship is based on trust and a closeness of mind. Accept that and everything is just the future.

Of course that's just a spotter's opinion. Nice sweats, dude!
 
gsxr1000 said:
If your wife wants to bang you in the ass with a strap-on then she has stopped respecting you as a man long ago.
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W3rD...

LOL@ this whole thread....
 
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