Shold I eat these (6) Bulls testicles?

WantNoFatAssHo! · Sep 15, 2001

I've got six bulls testicles that i got from my uncles farm. (They had to kill all their animals due to desease.)

They're only about one week old, and i've kept them in my fridge from when they were still hot, so they should be fine.

Now i was wondering if anyone has any experience on eating Bulls Testicles. How many should i do at the same time? Is 6 enough? Should I do some Clomid too?

I know there are good alternatives, (Like synthetic test) but i'm living in a "prison" (Norway) so drugs are VERY hard to get to.

tnx

Willyumyum · Sep 15, 2001

No no no... What you wanna do is get your pin, stick it in each bulls testicle and draw up as much fluid as you can. Each testicle should yieldd 3/4 to 1cc of good Testosterone nuttanthate, and this you inject into your toungue.... Hope This Helps..

YUM

o`boy · Sep 15, 2001

LOOOOOOOOOOL.... !

keep us posted, if you do it

WantNoFatAssHo! · Sep 15, 2001

I ain't doing it if it dont work. But i know the Vikings used to do it, and they were kind of mean.

So let me hear a real scientific reply here! I dont want to leave them in the fridge until someone finds them and starts asking questions...

DaMan · Sep 15, 2001

It works. I'm in LA and we don't have bulls here, so what I did before I found a good source was go to the dog pound every Saturday to see if any dogs were gonna be castrated, and if so, I'd ask to bring the testicles home with me to extract up to 200mg of test nuttanthate from them. Bulls contain much more test.

Make sure to sterilize before injecting, though - do this by adding alcohol to the test. If you don't have benzyl on hand Absolut or Bacardi should do or, if worse comes to worse, you can also use mouthwash. Don't use beer, though, the alcohol content isn't high enough to kill the bacteria.

Hope this helps - let us know how the cycle goes!

liftsiron · Sep 15, 2001

Eat them up, there's few things better than the nuts off a bull that was killed because of illness. If it had mad cow other than just hoof and mouth their even better.

tryin_to_bulk · Sep 15, 2001

Each testicle should yieldd 3/4 to 1cc of good Testosterone nuttanthate

OMG LMFAO :FRlol:

atwa · Sep 15, 2001

rotflmao

Trevdog · Sep 15, 2001

What you really should do is graft one of those bull's testicles into your own scrotum. Get good and loaded to kill the pain, and carefully slice open your nutsack and insert the bull's testicle. It will then be supplied with blood from your body, and will begin producing 20 times the amount of test that you had before.

You may grow horns, but sacrifices must be made.

MUSTANG_18 · Sep 15, 2001

ROFLMAO!!!! @Willyumyum :FRlol:

M18

WantNoFatAssHo! · Sep 17, 2001

Demn, hasn't anyone ever tried this? I don't want to be some kind of guinnea pig... The bulls didn't have foot and mouth, it was some skin desease.

skyzdalmit · Sep 17, 2001

I would add some Nitrotech to the mix...3 bull nuts, 2 scoops powder, and then some skim milk, save the other three bull balls for later, you may get too much of a rage if you front load the lot of them...lastly tell ALL of your friends where you are getting your test from.
LMMFAO

AnabolicDiabetic · Sep 17, 2001

Ask "gideland", he can help you out with this. He's got alot of experience eating balls of many different types :FRlol:

Juice Tiger · Sep 17, 2001

Ahh hell you can have my balls two! My girlfriends been a bitch lately and I havent got laid in a month, no need for'em anymore, wait a minute after my 2nd cycle I might need em back after I start getting "the look".....yeah baby!

manny78 · Sep 17, 2001

probably the funniest thread I've ever seen. lolololol

thelegacy · Sep 17, 2001

I did it and i gained 20lbs of solid muscle--come on do it you'll be cool.

FBI · Sep 17, 2001

this is the funniest thread n the history of elite fitness, i'm laughing so hard i'm crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FarBeyondDriven · Sep 17, 2001

Just be sure to cook in water right below 100 C. for 20 minutes. Im just damn happy got my smiles back. :vampire:

Behemoth · Sep 18, 2001

would the real AMAF....UOU.....please step forward....

These guys are all messing with you.....you've got to realize that they are mostly from the city, and they dont know nothing about no testicles.

There are huge amounts of natural test that lies dormant in "bull nuts"....I'm from arkansas and we know a little more about this kind than most.

Youve got six....you've almost got enough to do a cycle...does your kin folk have any sheep....you can substitute a rams nut in for the last two weeks. Your gains will taper off....but if that's all you got.

It's a fairly simple cycle:

week 1.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 2.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 3.......one testicle.....swallow whole......

the first three weeks you have to eat them raw......

week 4 thru 6.....one testicle each....must be soaked in vinegar
week 7 and 8......one ram's testicle.....swallow whole.

That's about how it looks....again try to get a couple of more nuts...and remeber the test is naturally occuring....so the best gains you can expect are about 10lbs lean mass in 8 weeks.....

As with any cycle have clomid and nolva handy for any sides....

Good luck, Bro....email me with your progress.

The Almighty · Sep 18, 2001

Please tell me this is the work of amaf/uou.

IF not, I have lost all faith in mankind.

FBI · Sep 18, 2001

oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!
:FRlol:

Behemoth · Sep 18, 2001

bump for critiques on the cycle I wrote...

I wanted to add that doing such a low dose cycle....you will have to make sure that your training and nutrition are 100%.

RADAR · Sep 18, 2001

Re: would the real AMAF....UOU.....please step forward....

thebigbabboon said:
These guys are all messing with you.....you've got to realize that they are mostly from the city, and they dont know nothing about no testicles.

There are huge amounts of natural test that lies dormant in "bull nuts"....I'm from arkansas and we know a little more about this kind than most.

Youve got six....you've almost got enough to do a cycle...does your kin folk have any sheep....you can substitute a rams nut in for the last two weeks. Your gains will taper off....but if that's all you got.

It's a fairly simple cycle:

week 1.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 2.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 3.......one testicle.....swallow whole......

the first three weeks you have to eat them raw......

week 4 thru 6.....one testicle each....must be soaked in vinegar
week 7 and 8......one ram's testicle.....swallow whole.

Don't forget to shave em smooth so they won't get stuck in your throat that will be one hell of a hairball.... RADAR

Ryvor · Sep 18, 2001

You guy's don't know shit about bull's balls.
First off you can't draw enuff test out of the balls because the test is in the fiber.
Secondly, swallowing them would only destroy them when they hit the acid's in your stomach.

The only real way to maxamize your product is to cover them in DMSO and put them in your mouth. You have to keep them in your mouth 4 on 1 off(days). It works great as you get a constant steady full Test Nuttantate(like WIlly said).

To get a boost during your workout it is best suck down hard on the nuts. But don't ever bite down on them. One of the nuts could pop in your mouth and then you'll have nut juice dribbling down your chin.

ZeroCool · Sep 18, 2001

It is that hard to find gear where you are ? Forget it.

hard · Sep 18, 2001

Re: would the real AMAF....UOU.....please step forward....

thebigbabboon said:
These guys are all messing with you.....you've got to realize that they are mostly from the city, and they dont know nothing about no testicles.

There are huge amounts of natural test that lies dormant in "bull nuts"....I'm from arkansas and we know a little more about this kind than most.

Youve got six....you've almost got enough to do a cycle...does your kin folk have any sheep....you can substitute a rams nut in for the last two weeks. Your gains will taper off....but if that's all you got.

It's a fairly simple cycle:

week 1.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 2.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 3.......one testicle.....swallow whole......

the first three weeks you have to eat them raw......

week 4 thru 6.....one testicle each....must be soaked in vinegar
week 7 and 8......one ram's testicle.....swallow whole.

That's about how it looks....again try to get a couple of more nuts...and remeber the test is naturally occuring....so the best gains you can expect are about 10lbs lean mass in 8 weeks.....

As with any cycle have clomid and nolva handy for any sides....

Good luck, Bro....email me with your progress.

thanks for the great abs workout - ow i can't breath..........

DaMan · Sep 18, 2001

BTW, you can inject HCG into the bull's nuts to make them produce more test before you start using them.

Norway · Sep 18, 2001

If you need gear in norway i can give you a bottle of cypionate for the bull`s.
I always wany a set of BIG balls

CRAZYPITBULL · Sep 18, 2001

This will be a true classic!!! :lmao:

win4life · Sep 18, 2001

If those nuts are from beef cattle and near slaughter date then you most likely loaded them with Tren or something.

Grab a nut and a fina conversion kit. Let nut soak in mystery solution for twenty four hours until separation.

Remove left over chunks of nut, but save for BBQ.

Add nut solution to oil and then bake at 250 degrees for 15 minutes.

UUUUUUMMMMMMM now you got some good nut tren. Yield should be .0000001mgs per ml. Inject this into any surviving bulls.
Sneek out when Pop is not looking, and castrate that bull and eat his nuts.

Be sure to consume plenty of protien....Remember that old nut sak for the BBQ.

Good luck.,

Pityocamptes · Sep 18, 2001

If you like them eat them otherwise...

check out this site for an answer to your question. http://www.hhp.ufl.edu/keepingfit/ARTICLE/Testosterone.HTM

liftsiron · Sep 18, 2001

You should see the size of the balls on my bulldog. No his nuts are not up for sale.

jAcKiNDaBoX · Sep 18, 2001

That has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day..........

APE OF GOD · Sep 18, 2001

bull's nuts

my god that the funniest thing I've ever read. one Ram testicle swallow whole--what the fuck I can't take it. Didn't you say you were in the slammer? If you implant the balls in your body you've got the best chance for ASSimilation. Insert 1 ball in your rectum, then have your cellmate ram his cock in your ass to keep it in there. Repeat 5 times , guarentee you'll have more testosterone in you.

Willyumyum · Sep 18, 2001

liftsiron said:
You should see the size of the balls on my bulldog. No his nuts are not up for sale.

Why not???? :bawling:

I need to replenish my supply....
:bawling:

YUM

skyzdalmit · Sep 18, 2001

Yeah dudes I heard on Cnn that a bunch of guys were busted trying to get over the border with hundreds of Bull nuts with the intent to use and distribute. They had them taped all over their bodies...when they were getting frisked they got all swollen and that is what gave them away..Damn that means prices are going to go through the roof. Oh and if you run them under warm water for a minute and use a 100cc 1guage pin, it makes em easier to go in. Go in the biceps,it's better than Synthol, if you do it in the butt your ass will look like 50 lbs. of chewed gum after a few darts.
sorry...couldn't help it.

mikelong23 · Sep 18, 2001

hey bro, just grill them and put BBQ sauce on them, and enjoy. Or I got a friend that loves to just eat them raw.

Jguns · Sep 18, 2001

What you really should do is graft one of those bull's testicles into your own scrotum. Get good and loaded to kill the pain, and carefully slice open your nutsack and insert the bull's testicle. It will then be supplied with blood from your body, and will begin producing 20 times the amount of test that you had before.

.You may grow horns, but sacrifices must be made

HILARIOUS!!!!!!

The Almighty · Sep 18, 2001

Re: would the real AMAF....UOU.....please step forward....

thebigbabboon said:
It's a fairly simple cycle:

week 1.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 2.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 3.......one testicle.....swallow whole......

the first three weeks you have to eat them raw......

week 4 thru 6.....one testicle each....must be soaked in vinegar
week 7 and 8......one ram's testicle.....swallow whole.

That's about how it looks....again try to get a couple of more nuts...and remeber the test is naturally occuring....so the best gains you can expect are about 10lbs lean mass in 8 weeks.....

BigBabboon, dont you think he should wait and buy more balls then probably frontload?

The Bull · Sep 18, 2001

Your not touching my Balls.... :doublefi:

rnch · Sep 18, 2001

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!

you have bull69's testicles? how?? WHY?? i guess he really will be may1010's bitch now.........what??

OH

(6) bulls testicles.........

not bull69's testicles?

............never mind!!

with apologies to the late, great gilda radner and her emily latella

WantNoFatAssHo! · Sep 18, 2001

I should've known this was going to be a humour thread... Demmit.

I actually ate one of them late sunday morning, its a long story but I was pretty loaded after partying heavily and I had taken this nice brunette home to my place, so I got one of the testicles from the fridge and unwrapped it and warmed it in my hand for some two minutes or so. Then I chewed it, I can't really remember the taste, don't think it tasted that much at all.

Anyway, I ate four cool-mints and got into the bedroom and, you know, had some fun with this chick, but I really didn't notice anything out of the ordinary... I later learned that these testicles don't contain that much test at all, so now I've thrown away the last five.

nautica · Sep 19, 2001

Holy shit Bigbaboon. I am from VB. Where do you work out

skippy · Sep 19, 2001

sure, eat 'em.....

greatshape · Sep 19, 2001

i used to boil them first and drunk all the water also before i ate them..

Golfer18--old · Sep 19, 2001

LMFAO

dafoe69 · Sep 19, 2001

Are you kidding me? I'm bumping this just because it's classic.

ceo · Sep 19, 2001

6 Bull Nuts...

Ok so, I'm wondering which of the 3 Bulls' nuts you got? Michael Ruffin? Elton Brand? Ron Mercer?
The Bulls don't have a good team at all since Jordan left. I'd have probably picked from the Lakers or the Sonics...but definately not the Bulls.
I knew they were bad, but I didn't know they were desperate. Salaries must be low this season if they have to resort to this! Did they sell 'em or were they taken from them? Is there a reward for any evidence leading to an arrest and conviction with this or any other felony crimes?

Ercole · Sep 19, 2001

Proper method of administration

Wow, you have access to testicles from diseased livestock?! It's so hard to find these treasured supplements here in California.

But you guys are all wrong about how you take them! Put down that knife and fork, throw away your DMSO ... for maximum effectiveness these Superballs (that's what I like to call them) are best used as suppositories.

Last year, touring England, I scored two full cycles of balls from hoof-and-mouth-infected bulls. I started inserted one ball ED, then went up to three a day, which gave me mind-blowing pumps at the gym. I gained two pounds! (Unless that was just the weight of the testicles up my ass?!)

I don't recommend inserting four a day. I tried it once and ended up getting funny looks and some rather unkind remarks from the emergency room doctors.

Even so, my bench went up 5 lbs! HARDCORE RULES!!!!! :fro:

cobratri · Sep 19, 2001

That's funny, made my morning

skyzdalmit · Sep 19, 2001

Ate one, then hopped in bed with a babe?!! I bet your breath was kickin"..I can see it now, "Uh honey, you got somethinn caught in your teeth", "dont worry baby, it's just a bull nut, wont hurt nuthin"

badazzwhitedude · Sep 19, 2001

WantNoFatAssHo! said:
I later learned that these testicles don't contain that much test at all, so now I've thrown away the last five.

Yeah. You got scammed dude. There are a lot of fake bulls balls floating around. I would get a new source.

WantNoFatAssHo! · Sep 23, 2001

I haven't got my balls anymore, threw them all away, but what is frontloading anyway? Is is just some humourshit like eardrum injections and shit, or is it some way of administering juice?

Oh, one last question: Should I cycle my Cell-Tech?

Crunch It ! · Sep 23, 2001

frontloading

very simple my friend, it is when you place all 6 bull testicles in between your lower teeth and lip, sort of like chewing tobacco or bandits, it's the absortion through the front gums, actually gets into your blood stream faster.

As for the cell tech, throw that shit out and stick with the balls

Doch910 · Sep 23, 2001

WTF!!!!

this is too funny, for the love of god i really hope that dudeman is not serious.............

Perry · Sep 23, 2001

Help the poor bro out,,,

Just suck on my wing wang,,,consider it like a protein shake!!

1 gram per oz.

God, I dont BELIEVE this thread,,,
I needed a laugh after the last 2 weeks!!!

ROTFLMFAO

DaMan · Sep 23, 2001

WantNoFatAssHo! said:
I haven't got my balls anymore, threw them all away,

That sucks. So do you still have the bull testicles?

Just glue them to your crotch, chicks will be impressed at the size.

Behemoth · Sep 23, 2001

Re: Re: would the real AMAF....UOU.....please step forward....

The Almighty said:
BigBabboon, dont you think he should wait and buy more balls then probably frontload?

My badd.....youre absolutely right....frontloading is always a good idea....it will also help compensate for the taper at the end of the cycle.

WantNoFatAssHo! · Sep 25, 2001

But sereously people, what is frontloading?

Jeremy Carriere · Oct 14, 2001

BUMP

BUMP

berry de mey · Nov 2, 2001

humm

another tip,they say that if you suck them straight of the bull they will reload the next day so u can have more nut juice,i think cutler tried it for the olimpia and he had some great gains.
ever thought of hipo nuts??

Schwarzenyeater · Nov 2, 2001

Ok Im like impressed you guys know this shit!

kevin7 · Nov 2, 2001

bull nuts aren't really good without the taint!!

JohnnyHollywood · Nov 2, 2001

Bump. This is better than mofo :FRlol:

el jefe · Nov 2, 2001

WantNoFatAssHo! said:
But sereously people, what is frontloading?

How to Frontload:

Step one -Get on your knees

Step two -Open your mouth

Step three-Give "AMAF" a call

Yll · Nov 3, 2001

.....

NewGuy1980 · Nov 3, 2001

Throw them in the blender with your next protein shake.

Imagine how that looks/tastes/smells!!

ZEUS · Nov 3, 2001

This is the funniest shit Ive ever seen. And the f***ed up part about it is, I dont have any friends outside of here (That Juice) that I can tell this one to!

Alexis · Feb 8, 2002

So b-balls are going to give more gains than d-balls?

Wow... just imagine what lion balls will do....

##spiderbaby## · Feb 8, 2002

Bulls testicles are supositories. Dumbasses!

##spiderbaby##

jstrong20 · Feb 8, 2002

Willyumyum said:
No no no... What you wanna do is get your pin, stick it in each bulls testicle and draw up as much fluid as you can. Each testicle should yieldd 3/4 to 1cc of good Testosterone nuttanthate, and this you inject into your toungue.... Hope This Helps..
YUM

lol@Test nuttantahte. :spit:

Bootyshaker · Feb 8, 2002

I think this jerk is prepareing for fear factor!

What you need is some nice cool goat sperm to wash it down!

Willyumyum · Feb 8, 2002

wow, this thread is back... This should be in its own section or something... Classic.

YUM

BIGRICH · Feb 8, 2002

Bull nuts are not injectable, they are oral. So put them under your tonge and hum for 30 minutes.

budman68 · Feb 8, 2002

Re: would the real AMAF....UOU.....please step forward....

thebigbabboon said:
These guys are all messing with you.....you've got to realize that they are mostly from the city, and they dont know nothing about no testicles.

There are huge amounts of natural test that lies dormant in "bull nuts"....I'm from arkansas and we know a little more about this kind than most.

Youve got six....you've almost got enough to do a cycle...does your kin folk have any sheep....you can substitute a rams nut in for the last two weeks. Your gains will taper off....but if that's all you got.

It's a fairly simple cycle:

week 1.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 2.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 3.......one testicle.....swallow whole......

the first three weeks you have to eat them raw......

week 4 thru 6.....one testicle each....must be soaked in vinegar
week 7 and 8......one ram's testicle.....swallow whole.

That's about how it looks....again try to get a couple of more nuts...and remeber the test is naturally occuring....so the best gains you can expect are about 10lbs lean mass in 8 weeks.....

As with any cycle have clomid and nolva handy for any sides....

Good luck, Bro....email me with your progress.

Nah..you got it...bahahahaha...all wrong dude...

Need to stack that with Sheep Nuts..3ED

I would also..bahahahaha....go with Cat Nut instead of Ram. Ram will bloat you..Sheep will...bahahahaha...give quality lasting gains. As far as roid...bahahahaha...rage, stay away from red capes.
Side effects: Mostly thick hair growth, bahahahaha..strange voice change, and small noticable horns althought the ...bahahahaha...voice change is a b*tch.
Let me know how it goes...I am on...bahahahaha..this cycle as ...bahahahaha...we speak..
Later

BIGRICH · Feb 8, 2002

Re: would the real AMAF....UOU.....please step forward....

thebigbabboon said:
These guys are all messing with you.....you've got to realize that they are mostly from the city, and they dont know nothing about no testicles.

There are huge amounts of natural test that lies dormant in "bull nuts"....I'm from arkansas and we know a little more about this kind than most.

Youve got six....you've almost got enough to do a cycle...does your kin folk have any sheep....you can substitute a rams nut in for the last two weeks. Your gains will taper off....but if that's all you got.

It's a fairly simple cycle:

week 1.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 2.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 3.......one testicle.....swallow whole......

the first three weeks you have to eat them raw......

week 4 thru 6.....one testicle each....must be soaked in vinegar
week 7 and 8......one ram's testicle.....swallow whole.

That's about how it looks....again try to get a couple of more nuts...and remeber the test is naturally occuring....so the best gains you can expect are about 10lbs lean mass in 8 weeks.....

As with any cycle have clomid and nolva handy for any sides....

Good luck, Bro....email me with your progress.

Will he need Clomid or HcG after the cycle. And Shouldn't the Ram nuts Be Anal

The Almighty · Feb 8, 2002

Re: Re: would the real AMAF....UOU.....please step forward....

BIGRICH said:
Will he need Clomid or HcG after the cycle. And Shouldn't the Ram nuts Be Anal

Well, nutthanate will suppress that good ol' HTPA, so yes clomid is a must. Be sure to run some arimidex durin the cycle to minimize bloat and prevent ignorance unduced gyno.

Ercole · Feb 8, 2002

WantNoFatAssHo! said:
I haven't got my balls anymore, threw them all away.

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bootyshaker · Feb 8, 2002

Frontloading is when I drop a load on your mothers chin, compared to the usual ass drop.

beefybull · Feb 8, 2002

Alexis said:
So b-balls are going to give more gains than d-balls?

B-balls, thats one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here! :FRlol:

But seriously, "b-balls" are safe to eat, but they'd probably be better cooked. Down south they deep fry them and call em "Rocky Mountain Oysters". Supposedly taste just like a chicken nugget.

BeachBombHottie · Feb 8, 2002

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Iwould like to know if that does work!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

ajc · Feb 8, 2002

I don't think I'd do it...My luck, I'd have this uncontrollable urge to go bone a cow.

The Bull · Feb 12, 2002

Do you people realize how many people have e-mailed me about eating my nuts...

My Nuts Are Not For Sale!!!!

RADAR · Feb 12, 2002

The Bull said:
Do you people realize how many people have e-mailed me about eating my nuts...

My Nuts Are Not For Sale!!!!

Perry · Feb 14, 2002

Listen guys,,this shit really works!!!

The only side effect I found is whem my girl wears her tight ass low cut Red Dress,,,it just pisses me the fuck off!!!!!

hehehehehe

BigBazooka · Jun 12, 2002

Hehe, gotta bump this..

Nathan · Jun 12, 2002

I CANNOT believe I missed this damn thread. I'm really pissed off here guys. You need to e-mail me when shit like this happens. Sweet Jebus fellas.

sorerotators · Jun 12, 2002

Re: would the real AMAF....UOU.....please step forward....

thebigbabboon said:
These guys are all messing with you.....you've got to realize that they are mostly from the city, and they dont know nothing about no testicles.

There are huge amounts of natural test that lies dormant in "bull nuts"....I'm from arkansas and we know a little more about this kind than most.

Youve got six....you've almost got enough to do a cycle...does your kin folk have any sheep....you can substitute a rams nut in for the last two weeks. Your gains will taper off....but if that's all you got.

It's a fairly simple cycle:

week 1.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 2.......one testicle.....swallow whole......
week 3.......one testicle.....swallow whole......

the first three weeks you have to eat them raw......

week 4 thru 6.....one testicle each....must be soaked in vinegar
week 7 and 8......one ram's testicle.....swallow whole.

That's about how it looks....again try to get a couple of more nuts...and remeber the test is naturally occuring....so the best gains you can expect are about 10lbs lean mass in 8 weeks.....

As with any cycle have clomid and nolva handy for any sides....

Good luck, Bro....email me with your progress.

Nice cycle!

I've already got my Bull's testicles. But i cant find a good source for the Ram's testicle.

Is there something i can substitute for the Ram's testicle?

How about a goat? I think there related.
So two goat testicles would roughly make up one ram testicle i think?

Also i'm a deer hunter so i have access the some deer testicle's every year. Anybody have any experience with deer testicles?

Any advice is greatly appreciated, thank you.

GearedChupaCabra · Jun 12, 2002

BBWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

solidspine · Jun 12, 2002

amaf,

how did you get over to sweden?

solidspine · Jun 12, 2002

Amaf

if you are that intense, skip the bull balls and make friends with someone at the local morgue, than you know you are getting the real thing.

FreakMonster · Jan 14, 2003

BWHAHAHAHA

WantNoFatAssHo! · Jan 14, 2003

Here we go again... You know, I threw them away (except for the one i munched on when I was drunk)

Didn't they eat testicles on that TV programme where they were supposed to do scary/disgusting things? (Fear Factory or something they called it)

FreakMonster: Did you include the words "eat" and "testicles" in your search? Maybe we don't want to know the answer to this one...

easy · Jan 15, 2003

Alright ya'll. As a residnt of Fayette County TN, I know a thing or 2 about rocky mountain oysters (they're a delicacy around here). A good bull nut will run you about a buck. They best way t eat em is raw like you would an oyster. Put it on a piece of stale bread with a little mustard and you got yourself a country manwich. Best way to get the test out of them is to use as a supository. Ram it in and make sure you give it ample time to desolve. Hope this helps ya'll.

easy

Nelson Montana · Jan 15, 2003

Although it's often a point of contention and controversy, I sincerely believe that the issue concerning the proper tapering of bulls balls deserves to be addressed.

If you want to maintain your gains, you must wean yourself off slowly. I'd recommend 4 balls the first week, 3 the second week, then switch over to 2 muskrat testicles EOD followed by a low dose bridge of chicken sphincters. (A.M. only)

granby140 · Jan 15, 2003

did you pluck all the hairs out of them first? :fro:

Behemoth · Jun 17, 2003

just had tooo....

give it a bump....

juiceddreadlocks · Jun 17, 2003

i was waiting for this to come back to the top

BigBazooka · Jun 18, 2003

Haha, this thread never dies. :lmao:

mike57 · Jun 18, 2003

We need a forum for the funniest posts ever. Could have a funniest post of the month award.

Shold I eat these (6) Bulls testicles?

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