Moshing...

...is so fucking lame. All these stupid little teenagers who go to rock and heavy metal concerts, then half way through the gig form these stupid circles and charge into each other.

Next time I go to a gig I'm bringing a pair of fucking uzi's and I'm going to let rip on one of these mosh pits Watching all these goths fall to the floor filled with holes and covered in blood, screaming and begging for Jebus to help them whilst I shoot them all up, then when my ammo runs out hurl a few fragmentation grenades into the moshpit and charge in with a claymore screaming "Freeeeeedooooooom!!!!" like William Wallace, hacking away at those ugly fat goths until there are none left

Makes me feel warm and fuzzy just thinking about it.

Just become 6'2 and 250 and the girls will want to mosh you instead of those skinny heavy rock wannabes.

So what you are trying to say is that you dont like moshing? At least they arent out trying to nick your car whilst thye are oing that.

Imnotdutch said:

So what you are trying to say is that you dont like moshing? At least they arent out trying to nick your car whilst thye are oing that.

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Suppose.

Just thought I'd share with ya'll one of the hundreds of fantasies I think up everyday

It's usually those "townies", dressed in their trackie bottoms that are tucked into their socks, hat tuned to the moon, with a bottle of maddog or buckfast in their hand, and covered in a couple of pounds (weight) of cheap jewellery on their neck and hands, that try to damage my car, or nick it. Fucking dumb kids, a sledge hammer to the teeth would work wonders

British Athlete said:

Suppose.

hat tuned to the moon

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