What in the FUck is going on with this board?????????

This has to be the slowest fucking board on the internet!!!!!!!!!

Some times you can click and go right to a thread and then sometimes it takes an act of Congress to get it to load!!!!!!!

I'm platinum and that fucking Platinum Quick Reply box at the bottom of each thread is worthless!!!!!!!!!

What is going on here???

I would say it is because the site isn't hosted on a powerfull dedicated server. I suppose if enough of us bastards would go platinum....but I have problems believing that would help move us to a better, faster, dedicated server.

DigitalKyle said:

but I have problems believing that would help move us to a better, faster, dedicated server.

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But it would help some people move on to a better, faster, dedicated car

HumorMe said:

This has to be the slowest fucking board on the internet!!!!!!!!!

Some times you can click and go right to a thread and then sometimes it takes an act of Congress to get it to load!!!!!!!

I'm platinum and that fucking Platinum Quick Reply box at the bottom of each thread is worthless!!!!!!!!!

What is going on here???

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I agree, sometimes, usually at least one period during the day, it is beyond slow....

Calling George!

It happens more than once here. I have DSL and when it won't load, you know things are bad.

It's frustrating to pay money and have to deal with this all of time.

I've even been on here in the early morning hours and it happens.

mega karma hits slow the site down. it must be true cos scrappy said so

He also said that there was memory leak within the server..whatever the hell that means.

ooohhh!! Sorry guys i have to slow stuff down until i get thru sweeping the floors in here -otherwise things would go so fast that i would constantly be cleaning up non stop- this won't take much longer i promise!!!


RADAR

Happy has said alot of things indeed.

the server is being tweaked...


commodore 64/server of champions






it should be back to maximum efficency shortly...

I've never seen HM go off like this before

Sorry I have to personally appoligize about the slowness today.

If you must know the truth, EF_Chris and I have been swapping illegal Brazilian midget scat pictures for some time now, and I guess just due to the sheer volume of pictures and videos we transfer sometimes, it really takes a toll on the bandwidth here. We normally only do this latter at night to avoid the slowness but he PM'ed me about a new shoot he received of the much sought after 'midgetpalooza 2003' - just too good to wait for. Again sorry.

vinylgroover said:

I've never seen HM go off like this before

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VG...here's the deal.

For the last several weeks, I have noticed an extreme slow down on this site. Sometimes it runs smoothly for about 10 minutes and then it takes 3-5 minutes to respond to a simple thread. The last 2 days, those intervals seemed to be closer together. Example: I clicked on a topic and sat and waited. I played a little tune on my drums. I went and took a piss and then i took the dog out so he could piss (we piss at about the same time each day) and I came back in and the page still wasn't loaded. In fact, it was on the same page.

The problem I have is that I am a platinum member (for now anyway) and I think something should be done to speed this board up. I know shit is expensive but that is beside the point. Unhappy paying customer results in cancellation of memberships. Now I don't want to get rid of my membership here but I can only be pushed so far and it seems with the ranks of platinum shrinking each day by the number of threads I see, I think if I was in management I would take a long hard look at this.

I'm finished venting...carry on!