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LMAO - oh holy dear lord - BEST bathroom experience EVER!!!

HappyScrappy

HappyScrappy

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I should preface this with the fact that I work on a floor of mostly women. I of the 50 or so employees on this floor, only 6 of us are guys, one of them is the owner, so he has his own special bathroom, and one of them apparently never goes to the bathroom since I've never seen him in there.

That means there just isn't much chance of seeing someone in there throughout the day.

So I was just sitting here and had that bubbling urge to dump something messy - so I walked over to the bathroom - the urge pressing harder and more importantly with every step.

I stepped through the door and pushed through the large stall door and saw that the toilet was kinda already used - so I grabbed some TP and started cleaning it off.

In order to distract my mind from having to really need to dump right then, I started humming to myself, at first quietly, and then louder and louder with each "verse."
I was saying, in a combination accent of a German and the cookie monster, along with a good dose of retarded "MAKING ZEE POOPSIES MAKING ZEE POOPSIES..." over and over again.

And just as it stuck me that 1) that was really weird of me, and 2) wouldn't it be funny if someone else were in there? good thing I had the place to myself.
Right then - a grunt and then RIIIIIP the other dude in there lets loose something wonderful.

I had to stifle back a laugh knowing that he just was sitting there listening to me sing my toilet song.

I then proceded to make my magic happen and the rest was pretty uneventuful.

I can only hope that someday I hear someone else singing my song, thinking themselves alone in a bathroom somewhere.
 
next time you should capture that turd in tuperwear, then place it on your desk and put a small homemade victory flag in the middle.
 
I love it when I'm in a stall and my Cell phone goes off and I answer it.
Then someone flushes nearby and the person on the phone
asks me where the hell I'm at, in the bathroom? ....
Like, Where else am I gonna be with toilets ?

The best was when I was carrying a supervisor duty phone
and had to make a doodie.
Someone transfered a customer to me, and as they were complaining, they heard a flush.

Needless to say they apologized for bothering me..
 
:FRlol: that's some funny shit! do you know who it was? and when you see them in the hall, how is that going to play out?

i'm ok with using the bathroom at work, but i couldn't with someone in the stall next to me.
 
TEXgrl said:
:FRlol: that's some funny shit! do you know who it was? and when you see them in the hall, how is that going to play out?

i'm ok with using the bathroom at work, but i couldn't with someone in the stall next to me.
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this guy had his own thing going over there.
sounds like maybe he had been drinking heavily last night.

since there are only really 3 or so of us that actually use that bathroom, I think I know who it was.

and there is no way I could have held back on my "poopsies" at that point.
I had passed the event horizon, so all I could do was hang on and hope for an interesting ride.
 
I would have loved to see you face if your stalemate would :

Stick his open palm under the stall wall and ask you : open : "May I borrow a highlighter?"
 
I dont wanna hear that you lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
 
u work with 46 women? :D


oh yeah and lol@zee poopsies
 
danielson said:
u work with 46 women? :D
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that's just on this floor.
we have 3 floors in this building.
there are another 12 or so on the first floor.
and another 5 or so on the very bottom floor (they don't like it when we refer to it as the basement).
 
HappyScrappy said:


that's just on this floor.
we have 3 floors in this building.
there are another 12 or so on the first floor.
and another 5 or so on the very bottom floor (they don't like it when we refer to it as the basement).
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Not a man world anymore huh? Seems quite ma·tri·ar·chal enviroment....
 
HappyScrappy said:
I was saying, in a combination accent of a German and the cookie monster, along with a good dose of retarded "MAKING ZEE POOPSIES MAKING ZEE POOPSIES..." over and over again.
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Sounds like the makin of a great song...for you and your boy band.

This is precisely why, GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF
 
LOL @ "event horizon"!!! Isn't that a cheezy sci-fi movie? Your turd had reached critical mass!

Also LOL at TerraNoble for calling the guy next door your "stalemate"! I guess you guys were playing a game of mental chess!

JC
 
Do you think that your shit-partner will have been annoyed if you were to grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet.

After that, all he will hear will be you sighing relaxingly...

:D
 
That made my day.

When my days of the Internet are over i'll never forget your nonsense Happy.

Thanks.
 
joncrane said:
LOL @ "event horizon"!!! Isn't that a cheezy sci-fi movie? Your turd had reached critical mass!

Also LOL at TerraNoble for calling the guy next door your "stalemate"! I guess you guys were playing a game of mental chess!

JC
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Actually joncrane, if that is your real name, the term "event horizon" is a scientific term implying the radius from the center of a blackhole inside of which nothing, not even light, may escape the powerful gravitational pull of the massive blackhole. It is a real entity. If one were to pass inside the "event horizon", then in theory, an onlooker would see the individual in question being slowly stretched for an infinite amount of time. The person on the inside of the "event horizon" would, on the other hand, take an infinite amount of tiem to reach the center of the blackhole in his frame of reference. So there.
 
thank you nathan - yes, the event horizon being the point after which there is no return.

ahh, the days of astrophysics 101.
 
HappyScrappy said:
thank you nathan - yes, the event horizon being the point after which there is no return.

ahh, the days of astrophysics 101.
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You're welcome. Also, i do not care for your tone. i think it sounds smart alecy frankly and I didn't deserve that. i want an apology from you on my desk by Thursday that is typed, double spaced in Times New Roman font. Font size should be the standar 12 point of course. A title page wouldn't hurt either, neither would cupcakes for that matter.
 
you guys go off and make out some more.

i'm gonna go and try to go to sleep now after I chug my protein drink. and not in any sort of euphamistic way neither.

the juggies are smokin on the man show.
 
Nathan said:


Actually joncrane, if that is your real name, the term "event horizon" is a scientific term implying the radius from the center of a blackhole inside of which nothing, not even light, may escape the powerful gravitational pull of the massive blackhole. It is a real entity. If one were to pass inside the "event horizon", then in theory, an onlooker would see the individual in question being slowly stretched for an infinite amount of time. The person on the inside of the "event horizon" would, on the other hand, take an infinite amount of tiem to reach the center of the blackhole in his frame of reference. So there.
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Yes Nathan you are correct. I just thought "critical mass" was another funny phrase from physics that applied to the arena of dump-taking.

And since you did not answer my question, I was forced to answer it myself. Don't ever let me catch you not answering my questions again or I will be forced to take even more drastic action. Drastic action that no amount of cupcakes will save you from.

JC

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0119081

..and for those of you curious about the next logical question....

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0218126
 
joncrane said:


Yes Nathan you are correct. I just thought "critical mass" was another funny phrase from physics that applied to the arena of dump-taking.

And since you did not answer my question, I was forced to answer it myself. Don't ever let me catch you not answering my questions again or I will be forced to take even more drastic action. Drastic action that no amount of cupcakes will save you from.

JC

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0119081

..and for those of you curious about the next logical question....

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0218126
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The only drastic action you will be faced with is me taking an event horizon like dump in your wide open mouth you pussy of a whore!
 
Ffactor said:


The only drastic action you will be faced with is me taking an event horizon like dump in your wide open mouth you pussy of a whore!
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aha. a stalker. I don't think I've had a stalker before. This is going to be interesting.
 
When I read the title of this thread... I figured you nutted when taking a shit or something. I've always had a strange thought... wouldn't it be the best if you could simultaneously combine the feelings of taking a long piss, dropping a huge dump, busting a huge load, eating some good food, letting out a huge burp/ fart, and sneezing all at once? I think it would be heaven :)
 
are you still doing graphic design/ computer programming work? is that where all this took place? i had the impression you were a freelance of sorts...
 
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