LMAO - oh holy dear lord - BEST bathroom experience EVER!!!

I should preface this with the fact that I work on a floor of mostly women. I of the 50 or so employees on this floor, only 6 of us are guys, one of them is the owner, so he has his own special bathroom, and one of them apparently never goes to the bathroom since I've never seen him in there.

That means there just isn't much chance of seeing someone in there throughout the day.

So I was just sitting here and had that bubbling urge to dump something messy - so I walked over to the bathroom - the urge pressing harder and more importantly with every step.

I stepped through the door and pushed through the large stall door and saw that the toilet was kinda already used - so I grabbed some TP and started cleaning it off.

In order to distract my mind from having to really need to dump right then, I started humming to myself, at first quietly, and then louder and louder with each "verse."
I was saying, in a combination accent of a German and the cookie monster, along with a good dose of retarded "MAKING ZEE POOPSIES MAKING ZEE POOPSIES..." over and over again.

And just as it stuck me that 1) that was really weird of me, and 2) wouldn't it be funny if someone else were in there? good thing I had the place to myself.
Right then - a grunt and then RIIIIIP the other dude in there lets loose something wonderful.

I had to stifle back a laugh knowing that he just was sitting there listening to me sing my toilet song.

I then proceded to make my magic happen and the rest was pretty uneventuful.

I can only hope that someday I hear someone else singing my song, thinking themselves alone in a bathroom somewhere.

"MAKING ZEE POOPSIES, MAKING ZEE POOPSIES" that's outstanding!!! I'll be using that one soon...

next time you should capture that turd in tuperwear, then place it on your desk and put a small homemade victory flag in the middle.

I love it when I'm in a stall and my Cell phone goes off and I answer it.
Then someone flushes nearby and the person on the phone
asks me where the hell I'm at, in the bathroom? ....
Like, Where else am I gonna be with toilets ?

The best was when I was carrying a supervisor duty phone
and had to make a doodie.
Someone transfered a customer to me, and as they were complaining, they heard a flush.

Needless to say they apologized for bothering me..

that's some funny shit! do you know who it was? and when you see them in the hall, how is that going to play out?

i'm ok with using the bathroom at work, but i couldn't with someone in the stall next to me.

I've done something like that, but it involved me asking my penis to behave....

oh Lordy

TEXgrl said:

that's some funny shit! do you know who it was? and when you see them in the hall, how is that going to play out?

i'm ok with using the bathroom at work, but i couldn't with someone in the stall next to me.

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this guy had his own thing going over there.
sounds like maybe he had been drinking heavily last night.

since there are only really 3 or so of us that actually use that bathroom, I think I know who it was.

and there is no way I could have held back on my "poopsies" at that point.
I had passed the event horizon, so all I could do was hang on and hope for an interesting ride.

Did he got this too?

http://bathroomjokes.com/fart/sound.htm