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Let's Pretend I'm The Typical Newb...

BigCracker

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OK, I'm the typical newb. I'm 5 ft 10 inches tall and weigh approaximately 230 lbs and a 40 inch waist. I'm an expert at working out cuz I've worked out on and off for football in high school, now I'm 21 and ready to get back into it. I heard Anadrol 50, Deca, Test, GH, and insulin along w/ Clen and T3 would be an aggressive starter cycle for my 25% bodyfat sporting ass. I'm also not too sure if I'm eating enough. I saw a bodybuilder eating tuna once, so now I eat one can a week. I have no clue what my regular diet is and I don't know what it should be, but I don't think it's as important as my guerilla approach to using AS for the 1st time. I know that after 6 months of working out M-W-F,doing bench presses and arm curls, Jay Cutler will step down from his title of Mr O and turn over his trophy to me.

OK, enough of that bullshit. Now here's the fun part. I wait awhile and then sift through all of the thread flames telling me what a dumbass I am and to read the stickies. Eventually some other moron will suggest I take enough roids to kill an elephant for my 1st cycle anyway-then I respond to that person only as if they're advice is worth their weight in gold. Now I still do things my own way, fail miserably, and wind up with a ton of unwanted side effects. Rinse. Repeat. This shit annoys me to no end.
 
yea BC, i sometimes wonder why an adult would post on the internet asking for advice when all he really wants is for someone to hold his hand and reassure him - tell him what he's doing is alright. and then he wants someone to give him advice on something so general a simple google search would have done the trick. but the best part is the idiot who weighs all of 140lbs of internet muscle who calls the rest of us assholes for telling the noob he shouldn't use AAS - he then offers his AAS "advice" which has been picked up from a whole week of "research" not to mention his abundant experience with AAS - a dbol and winny cycle with no PCT where he lost more than he gained while drinking a muscle milk and a couple of burgers a day.
 
HumanTarget said:
who wants red karma?


Is that a bad thing? If so, about now I play the sympathy card cuz nobody is admiring my 6 month plan to take the O title from Cutler. I'm not crazy. I'm just misunderstood-kinda like Jesus was. BTW-does eating sticks of butter regularly throughout the day help maintain a positive nitrogen balance?
 
BigCracker said:
Is that a bad thing? If so, about now I play the sympathy card cuz nobody is admiring my 6 month plan to take the O title from Cutler. I'm not crazy. I'm just misunderstood-kinda like Jesus was. BTW-does eating sticks of butter regularly throughout the day help maintain a positive nitrogen balance?
pretty long term huh? i'd say a plan which gets you there in a month is awesome ;)
 
silver_shadow said:
yea BC, i sometimes wonder why an adult would post on the internet asking for advice when all he really wants is for someone to hold his hand and reassure him - tell him what he's doing is alright. and then he wants someone to give him advice on something so general a simple google search would have done the trick. but the best part is the idiot who weighs all of 140lbs of internet muscle who calls the rest of us assholes for telling the noob he shouldn't use AAS - he then offers his AAS "advice" which has been picked up from a whole week of "research" not to mention his abundant experience with AAS - a dbol and winny cycle with no PCT where he lost more than he gained while drinking a muscle milk and a couple of burgers a day.

Oh yes, we're definitely on the same page here bro.
 
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