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Yeah, my partner is being stolen from me.
Dude at the gym that everyone calls Burnando has been making a play for him for about 6 months now. They call him Burnando because he has burned every bridge in his life that he has come across.
My partner rarely goes to the gym with me, but when he does he just does a cardio type work. Everytime he is there, Burnando works him to death running his game on him. My partner always ignored him until about March. Until then Burnando didn't know we were together. Then my partner told him he wasn't interested. That he liked men with muscles. (major blow because Burnando fancies himself as jacked) My partner points to me and says "that's what I like." Burnando tells him, "yeah, but that guy uses steroids and his dick has shrunk up all little like." My parnter tells him "it didn't appear all little like this morning when we got out of bed."
So Burnando puts two and two together and gets three. He thinks we just know each other. Ok. Whatever.
Anyway, the latest tactic for him was last night. He tells my that he (my partner) should at least be with someone that got recognition for having a buff and jacked body and was going to appear on calendars and commericials.
Come to find out... he won a muscle show at the local gay bar.
yeah. 2 others entered that week with him. Now he fancies himself the next Antonio Banderas at 240lb and 2% BF.
My partner had to laugh when he told me about that conversation. He said "Cabana Boy already making plans to move into the master bedroom."
My life is never easy.
Dude at the gym that everyone calls Burnando has been making a play for him for about 6 months now. They call him Burnando because he has burned every bridge in his life that he has come across.
My partner rarely goes to the gym with me, but when he does he just does a cardio type work. Everytime he is there, Burnando works him to death running his game on him. My partner always ignored him until about March. Until then Burnando didn't know we were together. Then my partner told him he wasn't interested. That he liked men with muscles. (major blow because Burnando fancies himself as jacked) My partner points to me and says "that's what I like." Burnando tells him, "yeah, but that guy uses steroids and his dick has shrunk up all little like." My parnter tells him "it didn't appear all little like this morning when we got out of bed."
So Burnando puts two and two together and gets three. He thinks we just know each other. Ok. Whatever.
Anyway, the latest tactic for him was last night. He tells my that he (my partner) should at least be with someone that got recognition for having a buff and jacked body and was going to appear on calendars and commericials.
Come to find out... he won a muscle show at the local gay bar.
yeah. 2 others entered that week with him. Now he fancies himself the next Antonio Banderas at 240lb and 2% BF.My partner had to laugh when he told me about that conversation. He said "Cabana Boy already making plans to move into the master bedroom."
My life is never easy.
