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He's stealing my partner.

AAP

AAP

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Yeah, my partner is being stolen from me.

Dude at the gym that everyone calls Burnando has been making a play for him for about 6 months now. They call him Burnando because he has burned every bridge in his life that he has come across.

My partner rarely goes to the gym with me, but when he does he just does a cardio type work. Everytime he is there, Burnando works him to death running his game on him. My partner always ignored him until about March. Until then Burnando didn't know we were together. Then my partner told him he wasn't interested. That he liked men with muscles. (major blow because Burnando fancies himself as jacked) My partner points to me and says "that's what I like." Burnando tells him, "yeah, but that guy uses steroids and his dick has shrunk up all little like." My parnter tells him "it didn't appear all little like this morning when we got out of bed."
So Burnando puts two and two together and gets three. He thinks we just know each other. Ok. Whatever.

Anyway, the latest tactic for him was last night. He tells my that he (my partner) should at least be with someone that got recognition for having a buff and jacked body and was going to appear on calendars and commericials.

Come to find out... he won a muscle show at the local gay bar. :rolleyes: yeah. 2 others entered that week with him. Now he fancies himself the next Antonio Banderas at 240lb and 2% BF.

My partner had to laugh when he told me about that conversation. He said "Cabana Boy already making plans to move into the master bedroom."

My life is never easy.
 
Too funny. That guy is going no place with anyone. Talk about cock blocking himself. Apparently, he thinks people are attracted to people who put down others.. LOL... what a loser!
 
slat1 said:
Too funny. That guy is going no place with anyone. Talk about cock blocking himself. Apparently, he thinks people are attracted to people who put down others.. LOL... what a loser!
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you would be suprised...those guys(the straight versions) pull alot of tang...women fall for some dumb shit.
 
He smells money and that is the only reason he has come running to my partner. But to hear him tell it, everyone is lined up outside his door waiting to see if they will be lucky enough for him to "hit it".

You can see his pic at www.northamericanbodies.com Wait for the popup box of May 29th winner. He looks "all shrunk up and little like" all over.
 
well if you and your partner are as serious as it sounds then you have nothing to worry about...but he may still bother your partner so have him tell this other jerk off to eat shit!!!!
 
In gay land...no matter who does the blocking cock is going to get through.


I'm going to go pound me head into the wall for saying that.
 
Why won't your guy just tell the dude that he's taken and to back off? Is your partner enjoying the flirting, and enjoying making you a bit jealous?
 
Did you see his picture?

I am so distraught right now that I am besides myself. All I can think of is that he is going to have MY partner. He is going to be riding in MY passenger seat of the Bentley. He is going to be playing MY games in the pool with MY favorite doberman.
All because I ain't won Mr Torpedo. Damn.

(I do think I am going to get the shit slapped out of me if I keep teasing my partner about this.)
 
OMG he should shave his body....lol...try rubbing lotion through that and you are bound to loss a finger...hes small scrauny and he looks numb
 
AAP said:
He smells money and that is the only reason he has come running to my partner. But to hear him tell it, everyone is lined up outside his door waiting to see if they will be lucky enough for him to "hit it".

You can see his pic at www.northamericanbodies.com Wait for the popup box of May 29th winner. He looks "all shrunk up and little like" all over.
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lmfao! That dude looks like an old geeky mfer.
 
Deterass said:
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lmao at this line

Fernando displayed a ripped and massive physique as he posed and flexed in the bodybuilding contest, which won the approval of the audience against other competitors.
 
Deterass said:
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Look at that. It says Fernando DIES. Right there. Oh gosh, this must be a sign from the heavens. Telling me what actions I must take.


Ok, so here is what I did.

I printed out that pic and taped - not glued - it on the side of a white piece of copier paper. then I tore out - didn't cut - but hand tore letters out of a magazine to make a message that said :

ToO
my
LUv

and I taped them on the paper too. Tonight when we go out to dinner, I am going to have someone from the table get up and go place this on the windshield of my partner's car. If I get up, my partner will know I did it. So I have to get someone else so he doesn't suspect anything. He is going to be pissed off as hell when he finds that.
 
On a side note, his head is bigger than his chest. That can't be good.
 
Is there irony in the fact that the bar was the Torpedo and his body with the elongated and narrow ribcage sort of looks like a torpedo?
 
damn AAP, at appears the Fernado has got you a bit worried...do you think he has already hit your partner?
 
As long as he hasn't read the Players Guide to Getting Laid I am pretty safe.

If he has, well... Fernando DIES.

P.S. look at his picture and tell me how this bitch claim to be 32.
 
AAP said:
As long as he hasn't read the Players Guide to Getting Laid I am pretty safe.

If he has, well... Fernando DIES.

P.S. look at his picture and tell me how this bitch claim to be 32.
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no fuggin way he's 32

I'd say 38-42 years old.
 
Deterass said:
no fuggin way he's 32

I'd say 38-42 years old.
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^^ knows cause he hit it.
 
Deterass said:
no fuggin way he's 32

I'd say 38-42 years old.
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Here's his profile on his personal ad that someone sent me.
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Age 32
Height 5'11" ft
(180 cm)
Weight 185 lb
(84 kg)
Sexual pref. Versatile
City Fort Lauderdale
Zip 33304
State Florida
Country United States
Seeking sex partner(s)
a date
a relationship
friends


Profile text:

Attractive younger, honest, genuine, caring looking for men clean shaven, hairy is a plus, intelligent and with a nice personality.

PLEASE , IF YOU HAVE A BEARD OR A MOUSTACHE DON'T CONTACT ME !!!


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here is the pic he had in his profile. I wonder if these two fags were the ones he talked into competing against him at the bar just so he could claim to beat someone.

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Your partner sounds like a keeper.
Maybe time to fight for him...at least a little..show how much he means to you?
Nothing bonds two hearts together like some honest loving appreciation.
Sounds like a good time for you and your partner to go away
for a romantic vacation and a little quality time.
As long as your partner is grinning from ear to ear, Bruno doesn't have a chance.

And ditch the whole pic on the windshield idea.
Your partner will figure it out and you won't look good for it.
 
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john937 said:
Your partner sounds like a keeper.
Maybe time to fight for him...at least a little..show how much he means to you?
Nothing bonds two hearts together like some honest loving appreciation.
Sounds like a good time for you and your partner to go away
for a romantic vacation and a little quality time.
As long as your partner is grinning from ear to ear, Bruno doesn't have a chance.

And ditch the whole pic on the windshield idea.
Your partner will figure it out and you won't look good for it.
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Are you kidding me? It would be a dream come true for me if my partner left me for him.

Cause 4 hours later he would be back knocking my door begging me to take him back. I would simply shrug and say "Ok, fine."

"But it's gonna cost you."

*glancing at the Tiffany's catalog on the coffee table*
 
AAP said:
Are you kidding me? It would be a dream come true for me if my partner left me for him.

Cause 4 hours later he would be back knocking my door begging me to take him back. I would simply shrug and say "Ok, fine."

"But it's gonna cost you."

*glancing at the Tiffany's catalog on the coffee table*
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I didn't think you were the bitch in that relationship.
 
crak600 said:
I didn't think you were the bitch in that relationship.
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yeah it sounds like AAP is the high-price boy-toy...there could be worse fates i guess
 
Personally, I think this entire thing is a soklue set up on me because I stole Hammy from her.
 
AAP said:
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dude, whats up with that contorted pose... dude looks like he's got cerebal palsy or some shit.
 
Becoming said:
dude, whats up with that contorted pose... dude looks like he's got cerebal palsy or some shit.
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That's his "in between sets" pose that he assumes at the gym everyday. For the majority of the time he is there.
 
I don't want ya'll to run into my partner and think that's me with him. Shit, I ain't that ugly.

(I hope no one really thinks I am worried over this. damn ya'll dense today)
 
AAP said:
I don't want ya'll to run into my partner and think that's me with him. Shit, I ain't that ugly.

(I hope no one really thinks I am worried over this. damn ya'll dense today)
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You should post pics or your partner.

BTW, why do you say "partner"... That's so...gay.


Pics of yourself wouldn't hurt either. You know...so I don't get it twisted. :verygood:
 
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