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read this...I'm totally fukd in the head...

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So this girl I've been seeing hasn't seemed like she wants to hang out as much lately. I tried to have a talk over the weekend to find answers. All she gave was wishy-washy ones. Remember she just got out of a long term relationship, so when the words "I'm not sure if I'm ready for a relationship right now, I still love him" came out of her mouth, I gave her her belongings and dumped her right there.

I learned from the last one not to waste my time and be a sopping wet vagina.

So this morning I sent an email to her older hot sister reading:

"So, since you are single now when are you and I gonna go out? I've seen the way you look at me when I'm around and I can tell there's some attraction there. To be honest, you were the real reason I wanted to come to Beth's ballgames. You are definitely my type of female. I seriously doubt Sarah would even care...she's still desperately hung up on that Dave guy."

:evil:
 
alien amp pharm said:
So this girl I've been seeing hasn't seemed like she wants to hang out as much lately. I tried to have a talk over the weekend to find answers. All she gave was wishy-washy ones. Remember she just got out of a long term relationship, so when the words "I'm not sure if I'm ready for a relationship right now, I still love him" came out of her mouth, I gave her her belongings and dumped her right there.

I learned from the last one not to waste my time and be a sopping wet vagina.

So this morning I sent an email to her older hot sister reading:

"So, since you are single now when are you and I gonna go out? I've seen the way you look at me when I'm around and I can tell there's some attraction there. To be honest, you were the real reason I wanted to come to Beth's ballgames. You are definitely my type of female. I seriously doubt Sarah would even care...she's still desperately hung up on that Dave guy."

:evil:


:lmao:

That reeks of desperation :rainbow:
 
Frisky said:
:lmao:

That reeks of desperation :rainbow:

What! Really?

Crap. I honestly could not care less about the breakup. I sure hope it doesn't look like I do. I swear I can't win.
 
alien amp pharm said:
What! Really?

Crap. I honestly could not care less about the breakup. I sure hope it doesn't look like I do. I swear I can't win.

Sister... hmmmmm

first off.. if the older sister does go out with you.. it will be problems between her and her sis... no matter if she cares or not. I'd never do that to my Sister its just not right.. blood.. water.. eh Yea you know.

Secondly Yep... is gonna look like its a 'Pay Back' to the X, no matter how you put it. This is how chicks think. A girl could do this to a guy and he wouldn't give a flying F**k.. but a girl... whoa whole other world here. This will be a huge issue even though she's still "in love" with her X she will NOT like it if her sister goes out with you. And then the family... wait till mom finds out.. Dats YO ass.. LOL

Just move on sweets... Its the best thing to do. Trust me...
 
you know, theres an unwritten girl rule that is followed about 80% of the time (bloody women) that says "thou shalt not bang thy girlfriends ex boyfriends", which is kind of like another unwritten girl rule, which is followed 95% of the time, which says "thou shalt not bang thy sisters ex boyfriend, lest thy hurt your sisters feelings" even if the sister dumped the guy on his arse in a really terrible way

SO you just stuck your neck out for the sister to reject you (and she will) while pissing off your ex (and she will be) and undermining your relationship with her (you have) and power-slamming your chances of getting back with this girl, even as a booty call, in the coming months (and she will be insecure and wanting something...wait...would have been, but wont anymore) aaaaaaaaand potentially looking like youre a douche, who is jsut wanting to bang her sister to get back at her (and you do)

...maybe, this time, looking like a SWV would ahve been the way to go..
 
Her sister told a friend of mine how hot I am, how she wishes she would have just waited to set me up (because she's single now) etc. So I know the sister WANTS me, it's just a matter of 'will the other girl care or not?'.

However like you said she will say no because of the sister/date the same guy thing you guys mentioned. I'm expecting that, I just thought it'd be a fun thing to do.
 
Walk away man. Just get out of the whole situation. What good could possibly come of it? Get laid? There is so much snatty out there, you just need to broaden your horizons. The drama of the girl and her ex was a pain, why throw the sister in as well? You'll do what you will, post it, and out of some strange, morbid curiosity, I'll read it.
 
alien amp pharm said:
So this morning I sent an email to her older hot sister reading:

"So, since you are single now when are you and I gonna go out? I've seen the way you look at me when I'm around and I can tell there's some attraction there. To be honest, you were the real reason I wanted to come to Beth's ballgames. You are definitely my type of female. I seriously doubt Sarah would even care...she's still desperately hung up on that Dave guy."


Why do you rely so much on emails and other forms of online flirting? This would have been far better if you had talked to her face to face, mentioned how bummed out you were about her sister but you understand that she still has issues with her ex, and then just casually asked the sis out, maybe mention how you are now single too? Something like this could be pulled off face to face where expressions and body language can dull the obvious desperation, but online (with no emotional feedback) it just seems pathetic and it won't work. She now has time to think about it and formulate a response, where as in person she would be more pressured to make an on the spot decision, which greatly improves your odds of a YES if she is interested.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Her sister told a friend of mine how hot I am, how she wishes she would have just waited to set me up (because she's single now) etc. So I know the sister WANTS me, it's just a matter of 'will the other girl care or not?'.

However like you said she will say no because of the sister/date the same guy thing you guys mentioned. I'm expecting that, I just thought it'd be a fun thing to do.


LOL

alien.. alien.. alien...

Exactly where does your thought process come from..? I know its neither the Big head or the small head... Cause both would know better. ;)

You need fix'n up... I have a HOT Friend .. really. She's 20 Athletic build... We train together. Big Knockers.. big arse... So your type. ;)
 
Forge said:
Why do you rely so much on emails and other forms of online flirting? This would have been far better if you had talked to her face to face, mentioned how bummed out you were about her sister but you understand that she still has issues with her ex, and then just casually asked the sis out, maybe mention how you are now single too? Something like this could be pulled off face to face where expressions and body language can dull the obvious desperation, but online (with no emotional feedback) it just seems pathetic and it won't work. She now has time to think about it and formulate a response, where as in person she would be more pressured to make an on the spot decision, which greatly improves your odds of a YES if she is interested.

I never get to see the sister unless they are both together. I only have her email address.
 
Listen to frisky my main man, listen to Frisky

Whiskey
 
Frisky said:
LOL

alien.. alien.. alien...

Exactly where does your thought process come from..? I know its neither the Big head or the small head... Cause both would know better. ;)

You need fix'n up... I have a HOT Friend .. really. She's 20 Athletic build... We train together. Big Knockers.. big arse... So your type. ;)

Hmmmm, sounds like the perfect girl I can start future "I got dumped, I miss her" threads about.

Hook it up! ;)
 
alien amp pharm said:
Hmmmm, sounds like the perfect girl I can start future "I got dumped, I miss her" threads about.

Hook it up! ;)


:qt: She's a wild one... I MUST WARN YOU!

LOL! Crazy fun and a real looker.. but if ya too soft she'll hang you out to dry.. bwahaha

Gonna try to find a pic of her.
 
Well it's been 1 1/2 hours since I sent that email and I haven't heard from the sister yet.



She must be busy rubbing herself due to my email.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well it's been 1 1/2 hours since I sent that email and I haven't heard from the sister yet.



She must be busy rubbing herself due to my email.


Nah.. this is how it went!

*at office as female coworkers gather*
"OMG" You know that jerk.. the one that Broke up with my lil sister.. The Pig just emailed me..... <jaw all drooped to the floor> What a loser, he expects me to have some date or something.. and he thinks I have the hots for him... HIM.. he dumped my sister.. All males are just Scum.

<gets on phone and calls sis> That prick wants to fuck me... Can you believe this.. He's scum sis.. I am so glad you aren't with that Ass anymore. I told you, remember I said he was looking at me "that way" UHHHHHHGGGGGGGG.... <smacks gum>

So whats for lunch..?
 
Frisky said:
Nah.. this is how it went!

*at office as female coworkers gather*
"OMG" You know that jerk.. the one that Broke up with my lil sister.. The Pig just emailed me..... <jaw all drooped to the floor> What a loser, he expects me to have some date or something.. and he thinks I have the hots for him... HIM.. he dumped my sister.. All males are just Scum.

<gets on phone and calls sis> That prick wants to fuck me... Can you believe this.. He's scum sis.. I am so glad you aren't with that Ass anymore. I told you, remember I said he was looking at me "that way" UHHHHHHGGGGGGGG.... <smacks gum>

So whats for lunch..?

You know what the sad part is....that would probably make the girl want me even more.....me being an ass and all.
Isn't that how this relationship stuff works?

Found that pic yet?
 
alien amp pharm said:
You know what the sad part is....that would probably make the girl want me even more.....me being an ass and all.
Isn't that how this relationship stuff works?

Found that pic yet?


You are scum to every female memeber of that family........ TRUST ME... lol

as for the pic... not yet gonna get one thought. Thought it was on a website but can't find the website... and no not a hooch one.. one of a club we go to sometimes.
 
Frisky said:
Thought it was on a website but can't find the website... and no not a hooch one.. one of a club we go to sometimes.

A hoochie club ?:confused:


hehehehe.
 
Frisky said:
Nah.. this is how it went!

*at office as female coworkers gather*
"OMG" You know that jerk.. the one that Broke up with my lil sister.. The Pig just emailed me..... <jaw all drooped to the floor> What a loser, he expects me to have some date or something.. and he thinks I have the hots for him... HIM.. he dumped my sister.. All males are just Scum.

<gets on phone and calls sis> That prick wants to fuck me... Can you believe this.. He's scum sis.. I am so glad you aren't with that Ass anymore. I told you, remember I said he was looking at me "that way" UHHHHHHGGGGGGGG.... <smacks gum>

So whats for lunch..?

pwn3d!1!1!
 
Dude

WTF????

If you're going to try something so abusrd, at least don't piss in the wind while doing so.
Face to face maing. Face to face.

If something like that were to happen, it would have to devlop spontaneously. Can't ask the girl to make a calculated move to fuck over her own sister.



Kids
 
GoldenDelicious said:
you know, theres an unwritten girl rule that is followed about 80% of the time (bloody women) that says "thou shalt not bang thy girlfriends ex boyfriends", which is kind of like another unwritten girl rule, which is followed 95% of the time, which says "thou shalt not bang thy sisters ex boyfriend, lest thy hurt your sisters feelings" even if the sister dumped the guy on his arse in a really terrible way

SO you just stuck your neck out for the sister to reject you (and she will) while pissing off your ex (and she will be) and undermining your relationship with her (you have) and power-slamming your chances of getting back with this girl, even as a booty call, in the coming months (and she will be insecure and wanting something...wait...would have been, but wont anymore) aaaaaaaaand potentially looking like youre a douche, who is jsut wanting to bang her sister to get back at her (and you do)

...maybe, this time, looking like a SWV would ahve been the way to go..

I agree there is an unwritten rule for friends and sisters not to date the same guy. However, women are so competitive that they almost always try to atleast see if they friend or sister's ex.

I have banged a friend or a sister of almost every gf I had.

But, it will not happen by being planned out in a Email. Like JA said..It has to be unplanned and "just happen". (even though it isn't)
 
I think it really depends on the girl. She might just go for it and say fuck her sister. She probably wont reply for a couple days.
 
Neo22 said:
I think it really depends on the girl. She might just go for it and say fuck her sister. She probably wont reply for a couple days.

Nah, they are pretty close. If she says she'd love to but doesn't want her sister to get mad I may have a talk with lil sister.

I still haven't gotten a reply, so you may be right about the couple days thing.

Damn I love drama.
 
"read this...I'm totally fukd in the head..."

well at least you admit it :rolleyes:
that's one of the first steps to recovery ;)
 
I still have a hard time believing you're not :rainbow:

but I like that story, its awesome. Do her sister, now!
 
Still no word from her.
I'll bump this when she replies.

When she says no, I'll tell her to keep it between us thus saving a chance of future sex or something with the ex. (If she can keep it a secret)
 
alien amp pharm said:
Still no word from her.
I'll bump this when she replies.

When she says no, I'll tell her to keep it between us thus saving a chance of future sex or something with the ex. (If she can keep it a secret)


LMAO

Id swear you had to be amking this shiat up.

Sounds like a plan bor :lmao:
 
alien amp pharm said:
So this girl I've been seeing hasn't seemed like she wants to hang out as much lately. I tried to have a talk over the weekend to find answers. All she gave was wishy-washy ones. Remember she just got out of a long term relationship, so when the words "I'm not sure if I'm ready for a relationship right now, I still love him" came out of her mouth, I gave her her belongings and dumped her right there.

I learned from the last one not to waste my time and be a sopping wet vagina.

So this morning I sent an email to her older hot sister reading:

"So, since you are single now when are you and I gonna go out? I've seen the way you look at me when I'm around and I can tell there's some attraction there. To be honest, you were the real reason I wanted to come to Beth's ballgames. You are definitely my type of female. I seriously doubt Sarah would even care...she's still desperately hung up on that Dave guy."

:evil:
seems like u did that to get back at her sister, not cause u want some older sister pootang.

well at least if i was a dumb girl and couldnt read the obvious tahts what i would htink
 
jnevin said:
Walk away man. Just get out of the whole situation. What good could possibly come of it? Get laid? There is so much snatty out there, you just need to broaden your horizons. The drama of the girl and her ex was a pain, why throw the sister in as well? You'll do what you will, post it, and out of some strange, morbid curiosity, I'll read it.
thats actually funny,,

you should bang her, THEN walk away.. you get some, and possibly ruin the family all with one marvelous thrust
 
at least she served her purpose to you as a rebound even if it didnt work the other way

at the very least props for the audacity...it wont work so soon after the split but still....:D
 
danielson said:
at least she served her purpose to you as a rebound even if it didnt work the other way

at the very least props for the audacity...it wont work so soon after the split but still....:D

True. It won't work right now, but it'll put the thought in her head and this summer she will be around because she is friends with one of my female friends, so who knows what might happen.

and weird thing, I actually saw "forever girl" (the one I posted about her repeatidly) yesterday. She drove by as we were playing basketball. I should've waved at her but couldn't react in time. She looked right at us.
 
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