riverrock said:
Ahh..Mmm!!!
I'd like you to take a look at the flag under my name and tell me where I'm from myself! Obviously not that fucking charming!! Losing your Girl in Greece is bad enough, but to another fucking Brit! The thieving, robbing bastard!" Anyhow, may as well take my anger out on her, so I'll ring her father up somenight around 3am and roar "Tell @T//* she's nothing but a lying, two faced, high maintenance slag, and that Prick from down South is welcome to her. Now its his turn to get taken for a mug next". Her Old Man will probably tell her the following morning "Riverrock called last night and left a message - I wrote it on the fridge"!!
LOL wow do you sound like a whining bastard, get over it already ffs. and who gives a flying fuck about a football game? who cares if her team loses?
lets talk perspective here: a football team full of strangers is about to lose a silly football game, and youre gloating because your ex and her father will be annoyed? are you insane? not to be hurtful or anything, but another guy spent 2 weeks banging your girlfriend, she loved it, youre posting on a fitness site about it for DAYS (looking liek a prat, i might add) and you want to square things off by abusing her
father, her
fling, and
gloating over her footy teams loss?
you sound like a weak personality, and probably need to prop up your ego by hurting her, instead of moving forward in your life, ala BigDawg. if you
absolutely have to do something nasty, at least be imaginitive about it, would you? how about you pretend everything is OK, take her back, bang her silly (on video), save all the used condoms (for use as WaterBombs From Hell at a later date), tape her talking badly about her boss, her workmates, her best friends, her dad etc...then start diverting some of her bills (electricity, gas etc) then, right when all the bills are BEYOND due, break up with her in the worst way imaginable (by surprise buttfucking her, or something like that, then throwing her out of your house after you bust a nut with as much force as possible...with a smile, and a thankyou, of course) THEN mail the nasty bitching recordings to her boss/workmates/best friends/father, THEN post the sex vids on the internet (letting absolutely everyone know the URL, except the dad), then, when everyone (her sister, father etc) are all in one place bitching about you, unleash the waterbombs from hell on ALL of them (i dont even want to think about what month old watered down sperm smells like...but dont tell them what was in the waterbombs until the absolute last minute, when theyve been standing in reeking filth for a few minutes) and instead of abusing her father on the phone, mail him one of the sex videos, and ask him to pass on a helpful message to his daughter about how to improve her blowjob technique, keeping her teeth in etc..that sort of thing, and then, almost as an afterthought, congratulate him on his footy team winning. then, jsut to be a bastard, deny them any closure by never speaking to them again - just laugh like a maniac when you see them, and get the hell out of there
youre a nut. imagine flying to greece to hit someone, rather than going there to bury yourself in food, wine, good times, and rebound boobs. tsk tsk
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