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So the update on my weekend. There are a few good stories in here I think.
I went up to Northern California to go river rafting. This is like CLASS 1 rapids, basically no rapids. Just an excuse to drink.
We had 30 people in our group, and well over 300 cans of beer. I brought a beer bong just to kick the party off right. I started things off by funneling 2 cans of beer before we even shoved off.
The group was a nice mix of people. Some couples, some single guys, some single girls. About an even guy/girl ratio.
The trip takes 4-5 hours. We had 18 water cannons. Not super soakers, but the giant water guns that you stick in the river, suck water in, then unload on your target (preferably in the face). We had 4 12 person rafts tied together as one big barge and when we saw another group with water guns we were relentless in the attack.
So some highlights. At one stop we were jumping off this cliff into some deep water. I met a couple ladies there that were jumping too and ended up going back to their raft and chatting. They were eating cheese and crakers and sipping whiskey! They are all cute, wearing skimpy bikinis, but one was a little thicker and told me she had like a 4 year old kid. We chatted for a while and then they were ready to take off. I asked them if my friend could go with them for a while and they said "sure!" so he jumped on their small boat. They said "wait, we need another guy to help paddle" and asked me to come on... I told them my friend would go and he jumped on with them. They basically went their own way and we didn't see them until the end, but this is what happened.
10 minutes after they pulled away one of the girls says she wants to get naked and wonders if that would be ok. Of course the guys sure "hell yah, go for it" so she takes her top off. The other two women do the same. Shortly after that the bottoms come off and the guys take theirs off too! They are cruising down the river completely nude! There are thousands of other people on the river too and they said that everyone was yelling something at their boat. I asked one guy if he got an erection at all the entire time.. he said no, BUT "I showed them how big it could get.." fucking hilarious.
Back on my barge, things were good. I had the beer bong and did rounds making sure everyone did at least a couple beers through it. I was spending time with 3 ladies in particular, and one of them pour a beer down her cleavage which I drank.... I'll post a picture of that one once I get them back from my friends.
Also at one point when we were docked, 3 of the girls were off chatting and I kinda broke in and said "what up?" One of the girls says "so and so wants to see your penis.." I said "sure!" and she pulles my suit out just enough that all three of them can peek in... I said "did you get a good look?" and she goes "no, maybe I should check again" and goes in for another peek! The attention is nice.
Speaking of attention, this group was all my high school buddies and some of my friends from down here. In all the group pictures the ladies told me to get up front because I had the best body... also at different times during the trip I had various women grabbing my chest.. ass.. abs.. arms.. whatever.. I was eating that shit up. I was the fucking skinniest guy in high school... seriously.. 6'2" 145lbs... now I'm 6'2" 185llbs and its 10 years later... things are good.
I'll try to post pics as soon as I can, but there was only one camera and my friend has it.. I'll push him to get it developed as soon as possible.
Oh and here is an email I got from one of the girls today that I was hanging out with on the boat:
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So you're saying that me pouring a can of beer into your mouth
from my cleavage was NOT a highlight???? I'm insulted. Or maybe you just
forgot about that until now. Good thing we have pictures!! Hhahahaha. Mother of God.
I will most definitely contact you next time I'm down south. I always seem
to have a great time with you. We generally just go out and get shitty
when I'm in SoCal and I'm pretty sure that is one of your favorite pasttimes
too, so you'll fit right in. Are you coming up here any time soon?
______________
I went up to Northern California to go river rafting. This is like CLASS 1 rapids, basically no rapids. Just an excuse to drink.
We had 30 people in our group, and well over 300 cans of beer. I brought a beer bong just to kick the party off right. I started things off by funneling 2 cans of beer before we even shoved off.
The group was a nice mix of people. Some couples, some single guys, some single girls. About an even guy/girl ratio.
The trip takes 4-5 hours. We had 18 water cannons. Not super soakers, but the giant water guns that you stick in the river, suck water in, then unload on your target (preferably in the face). We had 4 12 person rafts tied together as one big barge and when we saw another group with water guns we were relentless in the attack.
So some highlights. At one stop we were jumping off this cliff into some deep water. I met a couple ladies there that were jumping too and ended up going back to their raft and chatting. They were eating cheese and crakers and sipping whiskey! They are all cute, wearing skimpy bikinis, but one was a little thicker and told me she had like a 4 year old kid. We chatted for a while and then they were ready to take off. I asked them if my friend could go with them for a while and they said "sure!" so he jumped on their small boat. They said "wait, we need another guy to help paddle" and asked me to come on... I told them my friend would go and he jumped on with them. They basically went their own way and we didn't see them until the end, but this is what happened.
10 minutes after they pulled away one of the girls says she wants to get naked and wonders if that would be ok. Of course the guys sure "hell yah, go for it" so she takes her top off. The other two women do the same. Shortly after that the bottoms come off and the guys take theirs off too! They are cruising down the river completely nude! There are thousands of other people on the river too and they said that everyone was yelling something at their boat. I asked one guy if he got an erection at all the entire time.. he said no, BUT "I showed them how big it could get.." fucking hilarious.
Back on my barge, things were good. I had the beer bong and did rounds making sure everyone did at least a couple beers through it. I was spending time with 3 ladies in particular, and one of them pour a beer down her cleavage which I drank.... I'll post a picture of that one once I get them back from my friends.
Also at one point when we were docked, 3 of the girls were off chatting and I kinda broke in and said "what up?" One of the girls says "so and so wants to see your penis.." I said "sure!" and she pulles my suit out just enough that all three of them can peek in... I said "did you get a good look?" and she goes "no, maybe I should check again" and goes in for another peek! The attention is nice.
Speaking of attention, this group was all my high school buddies and some of my friends from down here. In all the group pictures the ladies told me to get up front because I had the best body... also at different times during the trip I had various women grabbing my chest.. ass.. abs.. arms.. whatever.. I was eating that shit up. I was the fucking skinniest guy in high school... seriously.. 6'2" 145lbs... now I'm 6'2" 185llbs and its 10 years later... things are good.
I'll try to post pics as soon as I can, but there was only one camera and my friend has it.. I'll push him to get it developed as soon as possible.
Oh and here is an email I got from one of the girls today that I was hanging out with on the boat:
_________
So you're saying that me pouring a can of beer into your mouth
from my cleavage was NOT a highlight???? I'm insulted. Or maybe you just
forgot about that until now. Good thing we have pictures!! Hhahahaha. Mother of God.
I will most definitely contact you next time I'm down south. I always seem
to have a great time with you. We generally just go out and get shitty
when I'm in SoCal and I'm pretty sure that is one of your favorite pasttimes
too, so you'll fit right in. Are you coming up here any time soon?
______________
