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I cheated on my wife last night, need advice...

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There is this girl I met at the rock climbing gym a few months ago (we will call her “Jen”). Hot as all hell, and a really great attitude. We climb together often and really get along. There is definitely an attraction between us, but I’m married so it never goes beyond flirting. My wife works long hours and to be honest I don’t see much of her, hell we haven’t had sex in weeks now (she has a headache, too tired, etc). To the point, I don’t get a lot of sex anymore, and it bothers me.

Jen and I have gone out for something to eat a few times after climbing, but last night we had a few drinks too. Long story shortened, we ended up in the back of my Cherokee in the parking lot and had sex several times last night. She came on to me, and in that split second I weighed the pros and cons and decided to go for it. This post is simply a lie to see how many people actually read the whole thread or just skim it and post responses. The sex was fantastic, now I’m faced with the decision of whether or not to make this a habit. I have to admit, I want it again. It was such a rush to be with someone new and different, but more importantly it just felt nice to have someone show some interest in me sexually again.

So what does everyone think? Should I tell her that it will never happen again? Should I tell my wife what happened and why? Should I keep getting it on the side as long as I can? What would you do?
 
Too bad the post is a lie.. Id say bang her as often as possible if it really happened.

If your wife is finding excuses to not have szex with you .. go somewhere else... life is WAY too short to be missing out on great sex.

but like you said.. the post is a lie so the point is moot.
 
I'd hit it. like a "whackamole" machine.

I always said that the only reason to cheat is when they neglect you sexually.
 
And you put the fact that you lied at a pivotal point in the story, mask it better next time.
 
I know this post is a lie and everything. But aren't wives asking to be cheated on if they don't put out for their husbands? I mean even the Bible tells wives not to withhold sex from their husbands.
 
curling said:
I know this post is a lie and everything. But aren't wives asking to be cheated on if they don't put out for their husbands? I mean even the Bible tells wives not to withhold sex from their husbands.
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Nobody would have sex with you.

We saw thru it from the thread title.
 
Is the lack of sex part a lie also? If so, and it bothers you, you should confront your wife. And if she gives you shit, announce that you will start fucking other women. That's only fair.
 
havoc said:
And you put the fact that you lied at a pivotal point in the story, mask it better next time.
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Great point. Your story-telling has much to be desired.

If you really want to bore us, talk to us like BBF does in some of his threads or JerseyArt in all of his threads
 
Let the wifey know that you want it to be physical again...if she says no...take care of business elsewhere...if a woman can't take care of a man in bed, he has to go somewhere else for that !!! and vice versa.. man can't take care of business in bed, she goes elsewhere
 
I know your post is a lie but mines is not.... Don't feel guilty dude, she is probably banging somebody on the side too.
 
gtrcivic said:
Let the wifey know that you want it to be physical again...if she says no...take care of business elsewhere...if a woman can't take care of a man in bed, he has to go somewhere else for that !!! and vice versa.. man can't take care of business in bed, she goes elsewhere
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Yeah, thats pretty much what I was thinking too. I really dont' feel too bad about it. Thanks bor.
 
Gambino said:
I think forge was trying to shamlessly plug his Jeep Cherookee
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Jen and I have gone out for something to eat a few times after climbing, but last night we had a few drinks too. Long story shortened, we ended up in the back of my Forest Green Jeep Cherokee Sport, which has 33" tires and a 3" lift, tinted windows, 10-disc CD changer on a 8-speaker setup, a Warn winch on the front mounted to a heavy duty 5" diameter tube brush bar, rocker guards, air lockers both front and rear (with full on-board air of course), a Dodge NV45 6-spd manual with a granny low, a full size spare mounted externally to swing-away tire/gas can carrier that is bolted directly to the frame, MSD ignition, Cobra CB with weather channel, and quick disconnects on the sway bars ... in the parking lot and had sex several times last night. She came on to me, and in that split second I weighed the pros and cons and decided to go for it.
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Didn't bother to read all the replies. After carefully reading your post, I have concluded that your wife is cheating on you. Kick her cheating ass to the curb and keep nailing this Julie broad.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Didn't bother to read all the replies. After carefully reading your post, I have concluded that your wife is cheating on you. Kick her cheating ass to the curb and keep nailing this Julie broad.
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you're joking right? after "carefully reading" the post?
 
I agree, I think that the "lie" part was thrown in there just in case his wife or friends read it..
 
MrMuscle said:
Is at least the location you have written under the avatar true?
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Yes, my avatar is my wife. And honestly, we have a fantastic sex life, at least from a married couples standpoint (I get it at least once just about every day).



Heh, one sentence above is true, you decide which one! :D (which is more unlikely, tough one...)
 
You are weak bro. I`m sorry but everyone has a chance to have sex with other people, but when you get married it`s for a reason. You`re a low life scum mutherfocker!! FOCK YOU .YOU FOCKINK FOCK FOCKER!!! fuck,.

ass.

It`s people like you that give cops a bad name. I hope you have nightmares about this affair and ultimatley confess to your wife because she deserves better than your cheating fucker fucking fuck ass. You probably don`t even have a job.

This kind of shit makes me sick. When I was seven and my dad cheated on my mom, we went through hell btw I`m lying with this reply and I wish never to see anyone else go through that. May you burn in hell with Jerseyart where you both belong!
 
LOL,

That guy is too short, and his package is way too small, to be me.
 
Jen and I have gone out for something to eat a few times after climbing, but last night we had a few drinks too. Long story shortened, we ended up in the back of my Forest Green Jeep Cherokee Sport, which has 33" tires and a 3" lift, tinted windows, 10-disc CD changer on a 8-speaker setup, a Warn winch on the front mounted to a heavy duty 5" diameter tube brush bar, rocker guards, air lockers both front and rear (with full on-board air of course), a Dodge NV45 6-spd manual with a granny low, a full size spare mounted externally to swing-away tire/gas can carrier that is bolted directly to the frame, MSD ignition, Cobra CB with weather channel, and quick disconnects on the sway bars ... in the parking lot and had sex several times last night. She came on to me, and in that split second I weighed the pros and cons and decided to go for it.
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LOL...funniest thing I've read in a while...
 
JerseyArt said:
LOL,

That guy is too short, and his package is way too small, to be me.
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Are you calling me short? At least I don't have grease in my hair and live in New Jersey. :D




Ever been to the Pine Barrens? Some neat offroading back there, just look out for the albino homeless people...
 
Forge said:
Are you calling me short? At least I don't have grease in my hair and live in New Jersey. :D




Ever been to the Pine Barrens? Some neat offroading back there, just look out for the albino homeless people...
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LOL, didn't even know it was you.. Your in better shape than me bor.

But I wasn't kidding about the package. Sorry, explains the serious BB though:)
 
JerseyArt said:
LOL, didn't even know it was you.. Your in better shape than me bor.

But I wasn't kidding about the package. Sorry, explains the serious BB though:)
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That is BodybyFinaplix's body and your head.

or as I like to call that pic "JA gave BBF head".
 
I can't get that second site AAP, but it had better not have my face pictured on the web
 
JerseyArt said:
I can't get that second site AAP, but it had better not have my face pictured on the web
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I am sure AAP is shaking in his boots... or sandles... or whatever he wears...
 
So if this is all a lie...invite her back to your house for a threesome and write us some more fake stories about the hot girl on girl action
 
sawastea said:
Great point. Your story-telling has much to be desired.

If you really want to bore us, talk to us like BBF does in some of his threads or JerseyArt in all of his threads
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Damn man cut me some slack, I'm an engineer not a novelist. You're lucky it didn't come out all techical and shit, like this:




"There is this girl I met at the rock climbing gym on Chestnut and 6th about 4-5 months ago (we will call her “Jen”, which is short for Jennifer not Jenny). Hot as a non-insulated heat exchanger, and a really great attitude. We climb together often and really get along. She can only climb up to a 5.8d rating but I’m able to climb routes up to 5.9b. There is definitely an attraction between us, I could measure it with a mass spectrometer if I had one, but I’m married so it never goes beyond flirting. My wife works approximately 81 to 83.5 hours per week and to be honest I don’t see much of her, hell we haven’t had sex in 11.725 days now (she has a headache, too tired, etc). To the point, I don’t get a lot of sex anymore, and it bothers me. Not as bad as having a beam deflection problem that you just can’t solve, but close.

Jen and I have gone out for something to eat exactly 5 times after climbing, but last night we had a few drinks too (I had 4 drinks, while she had 2.5). Long story shortened, we ended up in the back of my 1999 Cherokee in the parking lot at 6th and Amity and had sex 4 times last night. Not 3.5, that last one really counted. She came on to me, and in that .005 seconds I weighed the pros and cons, made up my flow chart and formulated a theory, and decided to go for it. This post is simply a lie to gather an accurate sampling of how many people actually read the whole thread, how many read 1/2 of it, or how many read 1/4 or less of it and post responses. I will post graphs and probability charts later. The sex was fantastic, not as good as solving a really difficult differential equation but close, now I’m faced with the decision of whether or not to make this a habit. I have to admit, I want it again. It was such a rush to be with someone new and different, just like seeing the Bernoulli equation proved by lab results, but more importantly it just felt nice to have someone show some interest in me sexually again.

So what does everyone think? Should I tell her that it will never happen again? Should I tell my wife what happened and why? Should I keep getting it on the side as long as I can? Should I introduce her to Newtonian physics? What would you do?"
 
Fucking fucks like you are what make this world a shitty place with divorce on the rise and society breaking down. To say I have no respect for you is a supreme understatement. U fucked up big time bro. I didn't bother to read everything because I have seen it so many times before. I dont' care if your wife is a paraplegic midget whose snot and poo you have to clean up every 18 minutes. I know your post was a lie. She is your wife and you chose her. You make your bed, lie in it motherfucker.

You want my advice? Acquire a shotgun. Load it. Insert the barrel into your mouth. Pull the trigger. You're worse than slime.
 
Lumberg said:
Fucking fucks like you are what make this world a shitty place with divorce on the rise and society breaking down. To say I have no respect for you is a supreme understatement. U fucked up big time bro. I didn't bother to read everything because I have seen it so many times before. I dont' care if your wife is a paraplegic midget whose snot and poo you have to clean up every 18 minutes. I know your post was a lie. She is your wife and you chose her. You make your bed, lie in it motherfucker.

You want my advice? Acquire a shotgun. Load it. Insert the barrel into your mouth. Pull the trigger. You're worse than slime.
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No shit. Even with all of my issues, even I can't figure out why any man would be into a chick enough to marry her, then cheat on her after he made that type of commitment.
 
Lumberg said:
Fucking fucks like you are what make this world a shitty place with divorce on the rise and society breaking down. To say I have no respect for you is a supreme understatement. U fucked up big time bro. I didn't bother to read everything because I have seen it so many times before. I dont' care if your wife is a paraplegic midget whose snot and poo you have to clean up every 18 minutes. I know your post was a lie. She is your wife and you chose her. You make your bed, lie in it motherfucker.

You want my advice? Acquire a shotgun. Load it. Insert the barrel into your mouth. Pull the trigger. You're worse than slime.
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Heh, nice, that was very subtle. I almost didn't catch it. :D
 
Just because the post is a lie doesn't mean that you can't post scandalous pics of this "make believe" girl!!!

Damn I'm lonely ... I mean .... Hungry. Where's my tuna?
 
Coverguy said:
Just because the post is a lie doesn't mean that you can't post scandalous pics of this "make believe" girl!!!

Damn I'm lonely ... I mean .... Hungry. Where's my tuna?
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OK, I only have a few pics of her, see if you guys think I made the right choice:

http://zazza188.supereva.it/wendyjune/10.jpg

http://cosmictribune.org/zzcutiewendyj.jpg

She is very athletic:

http://www.endeavorentertainment.co...odels_female_pictures/Wendy June/wendy_13.jpg

http://www.endeavorentertainment.co...Models_female_pictures/Wendy June/wendy_5.jpg

http://mothermercy.com/calendars/wendyj.jpg


So, would you have done it?
 
Forge said:
There is this girl I met at the rock climbing gym a few months ago (we will call her “Jen”). Hot as all hell, and a really great attitude. We climb together often and really get along. There is definitely an attraction between us, but I’m married so it never goes beyond flirting. My wife works long hours and to be honest I don’t see much of her, hell we haven’t had sex in weeks now (she has a headache, too tired, etc). To the point, I don’t get a lot of sex anymore, and it bothers me.

Jen and I have gone out for something to eat a few times after climbing, but last night we had a few drinks too. Long story shortened, we ended up in the back of my Cherokee in the parking lot and had sex several times last night. She came on to me, and in that split second I weighed the pros and cons and decided to go for it. This post is simply a lie to see how many people actually read the whole thread or just skim it and post responses. The sex was fantastic, now I’m faced with the decision of whether or not to make this a habit. I have to admit, I want it again. It was such a rush to be with someone new and different, but more importantly it just felt nice to have someone show some interest in me sexually again.

So what does everyone think? Should I tell her that it will never happen again? Should I tell my wife what happened and why? Should I keep getting it on the side as long as I can? What would you do?
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You sorta bring up a good point though, even though the thread is a lie, but I'll tell you this. If your wife ever gives you those reasons for not wanting to have sex, shes fucking some other dude. ;)
 
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