So it begins............

Some of you guys might remember me posting about a second job I recentlly started (hosting at a restaurant) and how it was full of hot little waitresses.

So far the job has been cool, the people are pretty cool and I'm just starting to get to know people in a friendly manner and goof around with them.

There is one chick that works there that is pretty cool, she' not the best looking one but good looking she is , we also seem to have a lot (music) in common. Well, today we're just chit chatting and suddenly she asks if I've ever tried edible hand cuffs? confused: ) So I asked her "huh?", and she said "Yeah edible handcuffs, they taste pretty good but they're kind of chewy and hard to get out of."

OMG! Did this chick just open up the gate to sexual talk, innuendos, hard ons and hopefully raunchy sex involving edible handcuffs? I'm not sure.

"So you like being restrained?" I ask, "yeah, its fun!" she replies.

The blood emmediatelly rushed out of my brain and directly into my member, how could it not?

So we continue kind of chit chatting, I'm trying to keep on topic while not seeming too aggressive or overly excited. My logic told me to play it cool, not to rush in to trying to line something up quick 'cause after all, I work with her so this is someone I'll get to see again, not like a pick up where you have to work fast.

Makes sence, right? Well, remember how the blood rushed out of my brain? I emmediately went for the kill

"So what are you doing after work, feel like hanging out, maybe get some coffee or something?"

She looks at me and just as she begins to speak, one of the waiters comes by and happens to stand right in front of us, this did not seem to stop or pause her from speaking.

"Well, I don't like going out with people from work"

the guy gives me a look that said "moded!"

"but I'll make an exception 'cause we can atleast be friends". I felt embarrased more for the fact that the waiter was there than the fact that she threw in the "friend" word.

I mean, I really don't want word to get out that I was trying to hit on this chick, since it may ruin my chances with the other chickies. I also like my privacy about these types of affairs, after all I'm not the type of gentleman to kiss and tell (except on the internet).

I tried to play it cool and gave her a non-chalant "thats cool, we can just hang out".

Before she walked out, she gave me her number. She didn't feel like hanging out tonight but wants me to call her tomorrow (neither of us work at the restaurant tomorrow).

She said "maybe you can feed me" (in other words, take her out for dinner), "I have plenty of ground turkey and broccoli at my house if you want" I responded. She made a "yucky" face, "maybe I'll just make something and take it over".

I know that I probably shouldn't have went right for it and that this might complicate the work place situation but how could I not persue it after she told me she enjoys being restrained? Thats like my number one qualifier.

Not sure if she'll try to keep it on the friend tip or if this will indeed lead to something else, but I sure can't wait to find out.

Bondage-A-Go-Go, out!

Wow what a job! Wouldn't that be a guys dream?

When I use to work at a restaurant, I don't recall that kind of conversation.

You may want to know that they are edible handcuffs not eatable.

Nope. I do remember doing the sacred Hopi 'Sloppy Wheelbarrow Dance' with the 19 year old surfer/hostess chick on the roof of our restaurant's Brownstone overlooking 79th street. Nothing quite like hearing a young womans passionate exclamations echo off the concrete canyons of manhattan at four in the morning.

nvrbuffenuff_girl said:

You may want to know that they are edible handcuffs not eatable.

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thanks toots

Good for you. Don't even sweat the little clueless bitch c. blocker coworker who overheard.

"So what are you doing after work, feel like hanging out, maybe get some coffee or something?"

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Change to " I've got to hear about this, we'll do coffee after work"

JerseyArt said:

Good for you. Don't even sweat the little clueless bitch c. blocker coworker who overheard.



Change to " I've got to hear about this, we'll do coffee after work"

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I concur. Are you the driver? or the passenger? She opened the door for you, you really can't expect her to carry you over the threshhold as well... come to think of it... if she could carry you, you might want to close that damn door.

$10 says the waiter is gay and he's jealous.

ChefWide said:

I concur. Are you the driver? or the passenger? She opened the door for you, you really can't expect her to carry you over the threshhold as well... come to think of it... if she could carry you, you might want to close that damn door.

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Spot on. It isn't manipulation. He's the one who has to stick his neck out so to speak

The first thing that popped into my mind when I was reading his post was along the lines of

Her: telling the edible hand cuff anecdote

Me: "Are you threatening me? Is that some kind of threat? I'm not sure I could trust you if I were tied up and helpless. What exactly are you planning on doing to me" Treat the whole thing as a joke and be flirty.

Then to ask her out I would do this long drawn out "It's cool talking to you. If only there were some way two people who worked together could sit down, grab a cup of coffee, and talk outside of work. I can't believe no one has ever invented some kind of casual ritual where two people could meet outside of work. You would think in all the thousands of years of human development someone could have come up with a way..............."

And just keep going until she suggests it herself

If she isn't too bright though, that could take a while

What a tease..
Starting talk like that, and then when you go in for the kill
she's all "I don't blah blah blah.. exception blah"